Azalea: Make conversation - Fourarms #7
@Chackakaca (on Scratch) wrote:
"hey bro can you shut up about not wearing pants!!!!!!!!!!! also lets just walk into the cafe this guy looks like a nerd"
@golden-fox76 (on Scratch) wrote:
"try and get passed without him noticing your lack of pants"
Trying to get through without him noticing seems like a good idea, but you feel as if he's practically already noticed you at this distance. There doesn't seem to be a way out of this situation without them at least knowing someone was there. Maybe it's time to suck it up and engage in conversation. You'd like to take your mind anywhere else other than your lack of bottom wear, but it's a little hard to ignore a feeling quite as… unique… as this one.
@herecomestheyesmann wrote:
"Yo dude I think he should totally steal that random guy's pants
That'd be really cool I think"
@TheBlueGoof (on Scratch) wrote:
"Secretly knock out the dude by the door, and enter, with his pants and glasses."
Welllll… quadrolaxes aren't exactly known for not stealing. Last thing you want right now is to make this situation worse however, and attempting to do something as bold as stealing someone's pants they are actively wearing would most certainly bring more attention…
You don't think you'd be capable of doing anything secretly either. Also… upon further inspection… those aren't glasses, those are his eyes, geez, they are HUGE!
Wait, human pants wouldn't fit on you anyways!
@Orange_Avenger (on Scratch) wrote:
"Make sure you check what dimension you're in. If you're in one where people don't know about Quadrolaxes, then not wearing pants is the least of your problems."
Last time you checked, you're pretty sure this is still Quadrophora Isle… but maybe it's just a bad dream? You could pinch yourself to be sure, but then you'd look really stupid in front of this random guy… well more than you already do at this rate. It's been probably a good 2 minutes you've been standing here thinking over this.
@TweetyAnimate (on Scratch) wrote:
"wake up in a room and realize that you're in a room"
@Unoriginal_Fox (on Scratch) wrote:
"say "yo whats poppin bro""
@kirbybaker-the-alch wrote:
"Tell the person about your hobbies"
Yes! This is perfect! Just strike up some casual conversation, if you're lucky, he might not even notice anything is off. Except… seems your pants were not the only thing you've forgotten, you've never learned to speak a proper language, so like most quadrolaxes you know, you need a speaking collar. As if this day could get any worse…
Plus, you aren't exactly sure if sitting on the couch all day, watching tv, and sleeping are valid hobbies.
Wait… stealing… dimensions..? Of course! How could you forget the one thing quadrolaxes are known for, their portaling abilities! If you could just remember where you put your collar at home, it should be as simple as grabbing it through a portal!
You should probably figure something out quick, because it looks like this dude is approaching you now.
> Azalea: Portal your problems
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