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Azalea: Ask for bagel(s) - Fourarms #9
@Unorignal_Fox (on Scratch) wrote: ""i'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda""
@herecomestheyesmann wrote: "Ask for a none bagel with left beef."
Seriously…? You came in here for one thing, and one thing only. A breakfast bagel, a damn breakfast bagel sandwich! You refuse to get anything else! Now come on!
@Chackakaca (on Scratch) wrote: "you know, you could always just teleport the guy at the counter so you don't have to talk to him"
No! You've already screwed up by portaling that other guy, we're not gonna make this worse!
@PilvaVunner (on Scratch) wrote: "attempt to dance for a free breakfast bagel. if it doesn't work out, just buy it yourself"
Great! Genius even! From one embarrassing moment to another! You decide this is a fucking awful idea and never consider it again. Besides, being a quadrolax, you should have more than enough money to afford a bagel…
@golden-fox76 (on Scratch) wrote: "try to formulate a kind greeting then ask for a bagel!"
@Orange_Avenger (on Scratch) wrote: "Just order the bagel. Don't say anything about what you did, and don't say anything about these voices in your head."
@kirbybaker-the-alch wrote: "get a bagel- no, 2 bagels."
You finally garner enough confidence to speak your first words for the day. You approach the counter and the deer man running it. As you walk, you plan your sentence perfectly, there's no way you can mess your order up!
Also, two!? You're a quadrolax! You'll need at least three! But now that the idea of more is in your head, you'll get four!
You begin to speak and accidentally ask for a none bagel with left beef.
Surprisingly, he doesn't seem to react at least…
> Submit command
Azalea: Portal your problems - Fourarms #8
@golden-fox76 (on Scratch) wrote: "just go home grab it, maybe some pants too and then come back"
See? Now this is reasonable. All you have to do is make a quick portal and back, throw on some pants and your collar in the process. Why didn't you think of it sooner, It's simply—
OH GOD- HE'S GETTING CLOSER!
@Unoriginal_Fox (on Scratch) wrote: "punch him in the face and BOOK IT"
You briefly consider this option until you remember your portals. Then, you consider a much less… problematic… option. Well, less problematic for you anyways.
@kirbybaker-the-alch wrote: "Portal the other person somewhere funny so they dont walk away while youre gone"
@Chackakaca (on Scratch) wrote: "portal him away in panic"
@Orange_Avenger (on Scratch) wrote: "Send the guy to the shadow realm, THEN get your speaking collar and pants"
It's almost… too genius! It's quick, quiet, and easy! You'll portal him away and THEN get your pants!! You'll have to come back for the dude, though. You can't just leave some random guy to rot away in some random dimension… Now that you think about it, that conversation will probably be even more awkward than this oncoming one, actually… Perhaps you should consider other options.
@herecomestheyesmann wrote: "Wave and then vanish, making the poor sap question his sanity, and if you were ever there in the first place. Then, reappear with further clothing (the necessary implements) inside the restaurant, dodging an awkward situation. Or you could just steal his pants for no reason, he surely doesn't need them-"
This may be the better option. I mean, maybe you can portal away and just… leave. Who cares if they're already quite close!?
Oh god… he's talking. He's talking! He asks if you're okay, but then notices your lack of a speaking collar and points it out.
You fail to formulate a sentence for a long 10 seconds before acting in panic and sending this man into the shadow realm… or rather the peace dimension as you like to call it. You had this location saved in your mind to run to whenever things were getting tough, but you've just sent someone else there… great.
Well, you've already fucked up… might as well go grab your pants and collar now…
You enter the café and the smell of freshly brewed coffee fills your nostrils. In fact, the smell is very strong, almost overwhelming, and you've never been a fan of coffee in the first place. This begs the question: why did you even decide to come here?
Oh, right! The breakfast bagel! That's why you came here! With the confidence of an introverted high schooler presenting in front of the class for the first time, you attempt to order at the counter.
> Azalea: Ask for bagel(s)
Azalea: Make conversation - Fourarms #7
@Chackakaca (on Scratch) wrote: "hey bro can you shut up about not wearing pants!!!!!!!!!!! also lets just walk into the cafe this guy looks like a nerd"
@golden-fox76 (on Scratch) wrote: "try and get passed without him noticing your lack of pants"
Trying to get through without him noticing seems like a good idea, but you feel as if he's practically already noticed you at this distance. There doesn't seem to be a way out of this situation without them at least knowing someone was there. Maybe it's time to suck it up and engage in conversation. You'd like to take your mind anywhere else other than your lack of bottom wear, but it's a little hard to ignore a feeling quite as… unique… as this one.
@herecomestheyesmann wrote: "Yo dude I think he should totally steal that random guy's pants That'd be really cool I think"
@TheBlueGoof (on Scratch) wrote: "Secretly knock out the dude by the door, and enter, with his pants and glasses."
Welllll… quadrolaxes aren't exactly known for not stealing. Last thing you want right now is to make this situation worse however, and attempting to do something as bold as stealing someone's pants they are actively wearing would most certainly bring more attention…
You don't think you'd be capable of doing anything secretly either. Also… upon further inspection… those aren't glasses, those are his eyes, geez, they are HUGE!
Wait, human pants wouldn't fit on you anyways!
@Orange_Avenger (on Scratch) wrote: "Make sure you check what dimension you're in. If you're in one where people don't know about Quadrolaxes, then not wearing pants is the least of your problems."
Last time you checked, you're pretty sure this is still Quadrophora Isle… but maybe it's just a bad dream? You could pinch yourself to be sure, but then you'd look really stupid in front of this random guy… well more than you already do at this rate. It's been probably a good 2 minutes you've been standing here thinking over this.
@TweetyAnimate (on Scratch) wrote: "wake up in a room and realize that you're in a room"
If only…
@Unoriginal_Fox (on Scratch) wrote: "say "yo whats poppin bro""
@kirbybaker-the-alch wrote: "Tell the person about your hobbies"
Yes! This is perfect! Just strike up some casual conversation, if you're lucky, he might not even notice anything is off. Except… seems your pants were not the only thing you've forgotten, you've never learned to speak a proper language, so like most quadrolaxes you know, you need a speaking collar. As if this day could get any worse…
Plus, you aren't exactly sure if sitting on the couch all day, watching tv, and sleeping are valid hobbies.
Wait… stealing… dimensions..? Of course! How could you forget the one thing quadrolaxes are known for, their portaling abilities! If you could just remember where you put your collar at home, it should be as simple as grabbing it through a portal!
You should probably figure something out quick, because it looks like this dude is approaching you now.
> Azalea: Portal your problems
Azalea: Go to cafe - Fourarms #6
@EBWW wrote: "That nice French restaurant that just opened 2 blocks away that has oddly good reviews."
French? You've never heard of that before. That restaurant that just opened 2 blocks away does have pretty nice reviews, but it's certainly not whatever this "French" thing is.
@PiIvaVunner wrote: "eat a burger"
A burger? It's still breakfast time. You'd be hard-pressed to find a place open serving burgers at this time, and even if you did, why would you eat a burger at 8 in the morning?
@Chackakaca wrote: "you know, that cafe with the breakfast bagels sounds like a good location"
Breakfast bagels sound really good right now! The cafe is closer, so you'll go there. Let's just hope they serve people with no pants…
And just as you arrive, you see some dude leaning near the entrance. You were not prepared for interacting with someone so soon today, especially while not wearing anything below your waist
> Azalea: Make conversation
Azalea: Get breakfast - Fourarms #5
@Unoriginal_Fox wrote: "BLOW UP A BUILDING"
These sorts of intrusive thoughts have been haunting your mind for as long as you can remember…
@GagePatoine wrote: "go outside and fall flat on your face"
Yet, somehow, that would be more fun than just sitting inside all day.
@Chackakaca wrote: "go get some breakfast, putting on clothes is hungry work"
Breakfast! Of course! What better thing to do then satisfy your hunger! But… where will you eat?
And… now that you're out here, you just remembered you still aren't wearing any pants. You're hoping nobody has noticed…
> Azalea: Go to cafe
Enter name - Fourarms #4
@Drumede wrote: "spob"
Spob? That couldn't possibly be your name, no loving parents would name their children after anything that sounds like a certain sponge…
@philipjohnnybob wrote: "lord escalfes the third"
That… sounds too… royal? That couldn't be it either…
@Chackakaca wrote: "you know, i think i look like an azalea"
Azalea? Like those trees? Yet, it sounds right. Yeah, you're gonna go with that, you think that was it. How could one forget something like that?
But now what? Once you get out there you can't just stand there doing nothing all day, that'd get boring quick.
> Azalea: Get breakfast
Go pantsless - Fourarms #3
@Chackakaca wrote: "who needs pants? just go out without em… the trashmunchers do that, anyways, not like there's someone that stops you from doing it"
…You can't believe you're doing this but- What if you just went out without pants? You're standing at the door just thinking about it! Wait… you can't… you can't remember your name, what was it again?
> Enter name
Equip tank top - Fourarms #2
@Orange_Avenger wrote: "That one shirt with a picture of a Balldrolax on it"
You... don't remember buying that shirt...? You're gonna go with something else...
@Chackakaca wrote: "can't go wrong with a nice black shirt!! or that old hawaiian one your dad had rotting in the closet for decades."
This black tank top looks nice! Now to find some pants...
> Go pantsless
It Starts - Fourarms #1
You've just woken up for the morning, and it's time to make the most difficult decision a quadrolax can make in times like this. Picking an outfit for the day.
> Equip tank top