Drug Induced Dreaming

Crazy pills have me confusing life with dreams

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8/5/17 3am-10am

I went downstairs and had a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast (something I can not do irl right now because I am on a completely liquid diet while the stitches where my wisdom teeth were heal). My dad was in the backyard on the patio talking to me. There was something ominous about him. I knew he wanted to kill me.

I quickly closed the back door and put a stick behind it so that it could not open. I made a mad dash for the front door and locked it just as he was turning the handle. Then I ran to the garage door and locked that one too. Now all the doors were secure. 

I was running through some dark, dingy, alleyways. The aliens from the movie Alien (I haven’t actually seen the movie) were trying to impregnate the human race with that thing that explodes from the dudes chest in the movie I think. (I’m pretty sure more stuff happened here but I do not remember it).

I heard a noise coming from the basement. I tried to ignore it and just hang out in the kitchen. My brother Dexter (I was now Deedee from Dexter’s Lab) came into the kitchen and told me some words I can not remember. I went over to check on the basement. The door (it was basically metal bars with points at the top that looked like a fence door) had two pink ribbons tied to it in bows. This meant my brother had cursed me to go down there! 

I went inside and was on a ship. The pilot of the ship was my dad, who had some evil plans that I was afraid of. ( I think he was working with the aliens or something?) The sides of the ship had very small open rooms with only the side wall, the back wall, and the floor. I overheard an old man talking (I don;t remember what he said) and realized my dad was the one who put the curse on the gate!!! (It was at this time I realized I was Deedee)

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6/26/17

summary cuz im so tired

i was at the mall when i noticed some trial massage beds that you had to climb up to to try them out (3 of them, about 40 ft up). two filled up so i speed walked to the third but two man ran and got on. The pews behind me that faced the beds stated filling up, I sat down with the people, tha man up rhtere had a microphone and started talking about how much he loved his girl, sang a song about how he didnt know she was pregnany, and then projected a video of their baby and them. He then stepped off the bed and proposed.I started leaving after the proposal was over. An employee was talking to me but he walked to fast so i was too far behind him to hear. Some disrespectful kids from my highschool, including kylie and Colby, were  throwing smarties at people as they were leaving the store. I tried to walk fast so i would not get hit but they got my arm several times and it was covered in purple dust. I heard the woman (who was overwieght) talk on the mic about how everyone could get rid of their smartis but not their belts, so that their pants dont sag. She then went on about how she was discriminated against in jobs because her pants sagged and she got a law changed in colorado so that employers could no longer do that. I left the sports store and looked for a resteraunt in the mall. I took off my goggles and put them on my arm and put my sunglasses on my head. I went over for mcdonalds and asked the attractive blonde teen working there if they sold water for free. She said yes and tossed me a cup that she had stuck to another cup by a straw going through the bottom. I complained that i could not use it because it had a giant hole. Sheleft to go get cups from subway. These cups were from wendys, so mcdonalds must have been out. A taller girl was now in front of me waiting for the other to get back. A line of Lily, a girl from my class, and a little black girl ( i think the one from rugrats) had formed behind me. I noticed a macaw  behind the employee and we had a nice discussion about birds, then her customer stories. The blondde employee came back behind us, would sing a tghreee line song, and then throw a bear on the counter. Luily got the first bear, the other girl got the money bear, and i got cheer bear after she kept forgetting the lyrics (hey hey, ho ho, our blood line is decended from ted crusoe no no thats not right shed say)

I woke up tired

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6/21/17 I Feel Like I Haven’t Slept

(sorry in advance if constantly changing tenses annoys you :p)

I decided today was the day I was actually going to apply for a job at Family Dollar. I waited until my mom returned to work from her lunch break, but before she returned home when her shift was over. That gave me a window of 12-2 pm to return home. When she comes home, she parks the truck in the driveway which blocks the garage where the car is, which I need because it has my resume in it. After she leaves, I hop on my bike and start heading down.

The bike is too small for me, and it is a very awkward ride. most of the time I just sat on the seat and pushed on the ground because I was too scared to stand up and pedal. I am very afraid of the traffic but I decided to ride in the middle of the street anyway, with cars swerving into the next lane so they do not hit me. I can see up ahead that there is construction on the bridge so the sidewalk is closed, so I switched to the other side of the street. The sidewalk was closed on that side too. The whole bridge was closed. On this side of the road, there was a group of children, probably middle school age. They were right up next to the construction crew. The crew had some cones pressed deep in cement. There was a big crash and the tip of the cone came flying down and hit my bike. We all laughed. It turned out the construction crew was trying to blow holes in all of the cones.

The cement on the sidewalk changed into dirt if you went far enough. from this dirt, there was a path about the width of a bike tire that you could go on. I heard the sound of prepubescent boys and, since the path looked wide enough for one, I move very slowly and they would all be right behind me soon, and they intimidate me, I decided to wait for them so they could go first. There were three of them, all riding scooters and doing tricks off of a building as they went down the path.

I followed them down the path and was met with the under construction bridge. There was a group of 3 boys on scooters and two girls on bikes there now. I asked them if they knew how to get around the bridge but none of them knew. One of the girls, a short Hispanic girl, kept getting distracted by fish. I pointed down at a little puddle. There I saw a baby fish. All the children gathered around. The boy pointed out a bigger orange fish, I pointed out more babies, and this went on for a very long time. In the end there were two medium sized orange gold fish and about five brown baby fish. I looked up from the puddle. There were only two children left, a boy and the Hispanic girl. I asked where the others went and they did not know.

Then the children started leaving. I followed them to an abandoned building. I peeked inside the door and noticed it was full of other little kids playing with dolls and stuff. I noticed one of my little sisters friends, 18 year old Celeste, in the building. I thought it would be very creepy if I, a 20 year old, was in an abandoned building with a bunch of kids so I decided to leave. I made eye contact with Celeste as I was leaving. She took this as the opportunity to make silly faces at every window I passed. I was in the buildings hallway now, so there were a lot of windows. 

When I finally got out of the building, Celeste was dressed in a gorgeous purple gown. It was frilly, layered, and had a slash down its side (sorry I have no idea how to describe dresses). Her makeup was all white. Her entire head was all white. no hair at all. She had painted on pointy, thin, expressive eyebrows and had on winged eyeliner. There was a block dot drawn on her nose. She made more faces at me at every window I passed. This was even funnier. I decided to go in and check it out.

She was an old woman now, somewhere in her 40s, and the leader of the show. There was an old , plaid couch in the room that I took a seat on. In front of me was a very light colored wooden tv stand with some nick knacks and one of those old fat tvs on it. Behind this was a shelf that looked exactly the same with the same set up. In front of me unfolded a spectacular show with the woman as lead. I do not remember what kind of show. She had a light saber and started fighting off a demon with it as sono chi no sadame was playing loudly in the background. I was sat at home on my mom’s bed watching this on the tv. I tried desperately to fall back asleep as I was in love with the dream, but the show on tv was too interesting. I called my sister over to watch but she never came. I opened up new tabs on my laptop and started writing down what was happening so that I would not forget by the time the dream was over and I could capture it all in a Tumblr post. I was back in the audience. Kanye West appeared in front of me wearing 3 chokers. I found this hilarious for some reason and had to write it down on my laptop. I wondered if any of this could actually count as part of my dream since I kept waking up and since it was actually going on on tv and I was just copying it from there. I forgot about all that though when they started singing Mermaid Festa.

Then I woke up, more tired than ever.

I remember in the dream there was a huge emphasis put on the woman’s name, and I kept repeating it so that I would not forget it. Needless to say I forgot anyway.

I never actually woke up in the dream, that was all part of the dream that I woke up.

IRL the bridge is way after family dollar, and this was probably a sign that I should get my lazy butt up and go apply.

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5/18/17

I was in one of my old English teacher’s classroom. It was either my college teacher, Mrs Allen, or my senior English teacher. She always stayed out of my view and the room seemed only vaguely familiar so I am not sure which it was. The room was filled with kids that were about middle school age. The ground was covered in gold strips of paper. Suddenly the kids all started sprinting around grabbing handfuls of the paper. I kept trying to grab some but the kids were shoving all around me and they were very fast. One girl had a huge handful of paper so I just grabbed some out of her hand. 

When everyone had their paper gathered, we all sat down in a circle. The sheds of paper were passed around the circle from person to person. It was frustrating because some people were faster at passing than others, and a lot of the time I was left without paper.

Suddenly, everyone stopped, possibly because the teacher told them to. Then the paper passing started again. Now, in addition to the children forming the circle, there were also about 4 kids on the inside of the circle, one right in front of me. Now we had to pass to them too. It was a little Mexican boy with snot constantly dripping out of his nose. We started passing the shreds again, but n ow instead of little shreds that looked like they had come out of a paper shredder they were small rectangles of paper. As I passed some to the boy in front of me, he would slowly count each one. I was getting very annoyed because he would take too long and I would get left with too much paper. I kept trying to pass it to the child next to me instead of the one in front of me but I could still see him counting and it just pissed me off that he was not moving any faster.

When I was not paying attention, the paper type had switched. I looked down to see what I was passing around. They were actual full pieces of paper. They had typing on them, they were probably one of the children’s worksheets. As I passed them around, I noticed they got more and more covered in child’s drawings. I decided to draw on each one too,I tried to draw a star, but I could not. They all turned out like an hourglass. I kept drawing an hourglass on every paper.

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5/12/17

I was in a mall with Kayla and her friends. The mall was extremely clean with metallic-white looking walls that made the building seem futuristic. There were kiosks that were filled with adorable little toys that looked like they could be arcade prizes. At some points I even had mistaken myself for being at an arcade. I saw a cute little cockatiel plush I wanted to buy but the group walked passed too quickly and I did not have enough money anyway. In fact I had no money on me. 

We stopped in a clothing store full of very expensive clothing. Everyone was looking at what they wanted but I was looking at the price tags saying $30 for just one ugly shirt. I got bored and decided to check out a nearby kiosk. The stuff was cool but I still had no money. I saw a penny on the floor near me and picked it up. It was weird because it was smaller and fatter than a normal penny. When I looked up I saw a sign on the kiosk. The workers excepted payment in weird pennies: fat tall ones, ones from certain years, ones with heart shaped holes on them, and many others. I started searching the floor for more pennies. I found many strange ones that were not even on the list like a penny with Lincoln cut out. Then a little girl noticed me on the floor and joined in. I had to pick up the change faster so that she was not stealing all of my money. I also found normal nickles, normal quarters, and teeny tiny dimes that I collected so I could by things from other kiosks. When there was no more change on the ground I decided to crawl over to the other side of the kiosk.

The ground on this side was littered with pennies. By this time Kayla and the others had noticed what I was doing and had come over to join in. I decided to scoop up piles of pennies into small mounds next to me so they could not have them. They saw me doing this and decided to do the same. Underneath all the pennies was a ton of sand. I became frustrated because some of the people were not even collecting the pennies, they were scooping so hard that they were basically burying all the pennies in sand.

Then a crackhead girl came up to me. Behind her was a group of pirates that were with her. The girl was acting crazy. The pirates were using her to breed to expand their small pirate clan. They grew sick of her and shot her in the back of the head. Taking me instead to use for breeding. They tied me up to a chair in their ship.

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5/11/17

I went to the library to tutor this girl. When I went into the study room, instead of finding the girl I found Josh and a table full of people I did not know. I sat next to him and we talked for a while. Then, one of the kids at the table suggested we go swimming. We left the study room and immediately were at a pool. I had no swimsuit so I went into the pool in my underwear. When it was time to leave I had to go through a gift shop filled with beautiful stone jewelry.

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4/26/17 1am-10am

I can’t remember much of the beginning. All I remember was that I was in a hotel with elevators that had small openings and transported people sideways and that I had done something to annoy Kaleb and now  he was chasing after me. I dropped my wallet when I jumped into the elevator. I escaped the hotel and left in the Flex. I left my sister, Kaleb, and Shania in the hotel. I got to a thrift store and called my mom to pick up Shania and Camille.  I saw two bracelets that I liked and my dad bought them for me. He picked up a pretty set of 6 random leaf earrings and got them for my mom. After he paid, I saw some really nice wooden leaf shaped earrings and my dad bought those for me too.

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4/24/17 12am-9am

I went to a very exclusive thrift store in Japan. To get in, you must have been there once before and set up an appointment for your next trip. Somehow, I got in with my grandmother, my dad, my sister, and my brother. We walked in and there was very pretty old stuff everywhere. It was a very small room with cardboard boxes everywhere that were not in good shape. My sister was immediately excited because there was a sealed Japanese N64 marked for $1.50.

We traveled to the second floor on a winding steel staircase and things already looked better. The room was painted in a soft yellow, the sunlight was shining through the windows, and the whole room seemed to have a bright aura. My family went off to look at other things but I stopped at what disturbed me. There were a pile of child sized coffins. The open ones had pictures of the deceased in them. I kept staring, horrified, looking for someone from my family so I could share my disgust with them. They were already gone.

Apparently there was an event going on. I heard from a loudspeaker that someone was kicked out for cutting in line. I walked into the giant room and saw my family already in line. I got in line behind them. Everyone started walking forward into the next room and I walked behind, but as soon as I got to the entryway to the next room I was cut off by a Japanese woman rolling out caution tape. I would have to wait with the next group to get in. The group was no longer in a line and formed a sort of huddle around the line waiting to get in.

The tape was lifted and suddenly It was a race to get to the next room. We still had to stay in a line, but we had to get to the next room before time was out. I was very confused but I was still running, trying my hardest not to cut the slow old woman in front of me (my old public speaking teacher). She kept doing a little Japanese bow to the people in front of her and then running backwards and bowing to the people behind her. I was getting angry because that was slowing her down. When she finally made it to the next room they rolled out the tape right in front of me. I had missed the next room yet again. I gave her a nasty look and all she did was shrug and then leave into the room. I looked past her into the room and saw that it was an arcade, with the only game being ski ball.

I did not know where to go so I followed all the people that were behind me. They all went into a giant cafeteria. A Japanese teenage girl smiled at me and passed me. I went to go look for food all alone. I did not know where to sit so I sat next to the girl. She looked happy to see me. She taught me how to pay for food. When you put your tray back in the slot when you’re finished, there is a slot next to it where you put your wallet with your credit card on top.

When I finished my meal, I walked through the thrift store in a different direction. I saw a ton of ski ball machines and then the exit. My family was by the check out counter. While they were checking out, I played a game that was right next to the counter. I threw a ball and destroyed the entire first floor. The floor reset and I was given a choice of which ball to throw. I could not remember having an option for the first throw, it just exploded like a bomb. Now I had the choice of a tennis ball, one of three kickballs, or a bowling ball. I chose the bowling ball. I could not throw it very far and I lost. 

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4/23/17 1am-11:30am

A group of boys were taking a scantron test in their school. The boys were about 13 and dressed in the same school uniform. It looked like an old British private school.The boys were all sat at around a table with little partitions between them so they could not cheat off of each other. The teacher was not paying attention to the boys, she was watching a movie. I could not see what was on screen, but I could see the boys all turn around and watch it with amusement and the light glow of the screen on their faces.  There was screaming, so I assumed it was a horror movie.

Everyone was suddenly outside and the monster from the movie came into view. Its body looked like a naked, skinny, tall man with gigantic red veins. Instead of any facial features its face would split into four pieces which it moved like tentacles. Each piece was covered in razor-sharp teeth. For some reason the monster was always very far behind the boys, but they were still running.

One of the boys found out the secret so that the monster could not attack, they had to sit on a cup and kind of hop to move instead of running away. He discovered this too late though. Almost everyone else on earth was dead. He was hopping on his clear solo cup through a flat dirt earth when he saw a very modern looking white bridge ahead of him that was used for bullet trains. The monster started catching up to him so he started hopping along the thin metal to the other side. The metal was barely wide enough to fit the cup. The woman in the white truck under the bridge was cheering him on.

[This did not scare me, it was more like I was interested to see what happened next. I think the boy might have been a thinner, kid version of the buck tooth kid from hairy potter. I went to bed watching a horror movie and maybe the movie was like this? I don’t know I passed out immediately.]

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4/22/17 11pm-10am Dream 2

There was a boy and a girl who were in love with each other. Sadly, the girl was from another universe and was not allowed to come to the universe of the boy. The boy was a slave. He was working in a place full of pipes and those steel ladders. everything there was made of steel. The walls were steel bars with sheets of cardboard covering some areas. 

The girl would use a portal to keep coming over. The girl was purple with a pink snake tail and giant bat wings. The boy was just an average looking brunette (I did not focus on him).The girl would grab the boy and fly, trying to navigate through the maze-like building, and would get hunted down. There was a giant lizard with a jelly-like tail that he would shoot out at the girl. It would hurt the girl because it was filled with poison. Then the tail would wrap around her and she would get thrown back through the portal. Each time she would scream louder in agony. Sometimes the owner of the building would show up to throw her back in the portal himself or just to mock her.

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4/22/17 11pm-10am

I was trying to use toilet paper but the roll had some sprinkles on it. Since I did not want to use a dirty piece of toilet paper, I unraveled it a little. The more I unraveled it, the more pink sprinkles and red frosting would appear. I decided to try some. I would end up with a little toilet paper in my mouth but I kept eating.

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4/20/hahaha/17 Dream 2

I went to Colorado University Boulder to take a tour. It was not at all what I expected. It looked more like a high school than a college. I was very disappointing. My father, my sister and I rode the elevator up and suddenly it started spinning and we were falling to every wall of the elevator. When We got out it turned out we were in a trash can in a gym and a bunch of black boys (who looked like high schoolers) were rolling the cans around and laughing. I was annoyed and took my family to the cafeteria. I got food, my family ate it, I forgot what happened, then it was night and it was surprisingly still open and I got more food.

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4/20ayyyyy/17 12am-7am

I went to the movie theater to watch Ghost In Shell. The theater had about 5 other people my age in it. The woman running the movie paused it to talk on the phone, which ruined the mood. She came up and gave us all math sheets to distract us. I did the first four and then the guy next (Dilbert from the comics) to me looked at mine to compare. It turned out I was doing them all wrong because I did not read the instructions. He turned to compare with the girl next to him. Then the manager of the theater came in and yelled at the woman, telling her she was not allowed to stop the movie. She started playing it again but we were very focused on the math sheets. The volume was too low on the movie but there were subtitles so it wasn’t that bad. The movie was animated Studio Ghibli style. At one point the movie stopped again and did not resume but no one noticed because we were still looking at our math sheets.

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4/19/17 12am-8am Dream 2

The ship I was on was sinking. We were all still  in the ship as it filled with water. One man who was trying to get everyone off safely was giving groups a long, thin balloon in the shape of a circle. People would be in the center holding on to the balloon. He said woman and children should get balloons first. Things started going his way in the beginning, but then some frat boys with backwards hats and cut off sleeves that were whooping and hollering started cutting in line and taking the balloons. eventually everyone else had one, and all that was left was the man who had proclaimed himself leader, a little girl, and I. The little girl took the balloon from the man and popped it. She snickered and swam away to join another group. The man started panicking. I took the balloon, breathed into it to inflate it, and and bent it to show the man it could be tied together again (because for some reason it was now a strait hot dog shape). I handed it to him, he re inflated and tied it, and we started on our way.  There were parts with swimming, parts with walking, horizontal parts where we had to climb on doors, and a part where all the boys peed down a stairwell and then we all had to walk barefoot down it. This story will forever remain unfinished.

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4/19/17 12am-8am

I was in a thrift store for a long, long, time. I was there all the way from the afternoon until 5pm, closing time. First I went through the jewelry, picking up lots of necklaces, most of which had real, painted, animal skulls as a pendant. That took up most oh the time and I could take up paragraphs describing checking prices, comparing jewelry, and how somehow it was reminding me of a love I had for an old high school acquaintance, Angel. I saw a pink and white version of the ship from One Piece, sadly it was ore expensive than the silver colored one in front of it, so I had to get the cheaper one instead (this reminds me of dream 2, which may have happened after this part of this dream or before this dream entirely. The latter is more likely.)

I then went to the book section. I found the second book in a series which I had the first of, so I picked it up. Then I saw a large, fuzzy book about ant facts, which I considered picking up because of how interesting the cover looked. Those were on the vertical shelves to the right of me. On the horizontal shelves to the left of me, there were huge, soft, puffy books. I decided to pick one up and look at it. I opened it and there was nothing inside. The whole thing looked like a small folded in half quilt. I thought nothing of it and picked up the next one. It was the same. I looked at the label on the shelf and it said quilt book covers. Those must have been covers to some pretty huge books.

I then walked forward to the toy section. There were giant tubs of toys in front of me. I was looking for old pikachus but in the end just picked up and pikachus that did not look destroyed (some had missing stuffing or cut off ears) and found a ton, each labeled as costing 58 cents. A voice came over the loudspeaker saying that the store would close in five minutes. I knew that a lot of people liked to shop until there were only a few seconds left and then run to the checkout counter, annoying the staff. I looked at the shelf to my right and found some huge pikachus, and after my arms were filled I walked over to the checkout counter, trying to beat the long line that would form at the last second. There was a girl on the floor in my path that was using yellow thread to try to fix an ear of a pikachu. I commended her work.

I got to the counter and started piling my pikachus in front of the elderly woman in front of me. She looked as though she was an angry person so I tried to hurry. I was  wearing black baggy pants with huge pockets. I put my hands in my pockets to get out any jewelry that I had in there, and I only found one necklace. The rest were actually in my pants, sinking all the way down to my knee. I hurried to get all the jewelry out, sticking my hands down my pants and grabbing blindly. I had a feeling of embarrassment because of the people in line watching me, but had a stronger feeling of urgency because I needed to get all of the jewelry out so I did not accidentally steal any. The woman at the counter actually turned out to be kind, telling me that one necklace, which I did not even remember picking up, was much more expensive than my other necklaces, $30, which she offered to put back for me. By the end, she told me that my total was 137 879. I tried to pay quickly before my mom found out how much money I spent. I pulled out my wallet and pulled out the $137 dollars but I needed her help paying the 879 cents. [By this time I woke up but I was so desperate to pay for my items I fell asleep and immediately back into the dream. I wondered if this meant I was lucid dreaming now.] I asked for help from my mom to pay the 879 cents. The woman at the counter told me no, the total was $137,189. I woke up in a panic.

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4/18/17 A Realization

I thought I closed the window last night because it was raining and I was getting rain on my windowsill. I just looked at my window and can see that it is open. I guess that was just a dream.

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4/17/17 ??-??

People on ifunny kept posting the vine of Topaz the golden conure dancing to wouldn’t it be nice and I was able to republish it so much I was so happy!!!