#weird dreams

[poorunfortunatesolanin]

Had a dream the other night that a huge pair of hands came down from the clouds and handed me a dvd copy of Monty Python And The Holy Grail and bellowed out something along the lines of “your life has been forever changed by the greatest movie ever created, spread the film as I did to you.”

I have never seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, or hell any Monty Python in general.

I don’t know what this means.

Help.

[somesecretpie]

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

[majesstiqe]

the further you go, the less colour you see

[contradictorypenguin]

I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

[moldy-beans]

I just had this dream where it was like a deltarune racing game in a place I've been irl, and for the first bit it was spamton, but then it turned into an analog horror abt spamton's backstory, and like right in the middle of it it switched to tenna's view and he was just bumping into walls and going the wrong way in silence

Artists rendition

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[moriintus]