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Dreaming of Corncake by @quenepacrossing
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i must have seen a gif from heated rivalry of when ilya is pointing out his face on the video game bc last night i had a dream that ilya and shane launched their friendship WAY earlier and mostly by accident via being competitive assholes
the whole premise was that ilya's boston team and shane's montreal team ended up at the same bar, except it was an arcade bar and one of the things they had was the hockey game. and hey, fair game to yell to your hockey rival that you'll beat him on AND off the ice?
and shane is nothing if not a competitive shit, so he sits and plays and beat ilya, who said something like "you only won because you're boring and drink ginger ales while i've had alcohol, i would have beaten you sober" and without even thinking shane says "bet" and essentially invites himself to Ilya's apartment (already the plan) except with the express idea that they will (also) have a rematch of the hockey game and he will wipe the floor with Ilya
the next day they realize that both of their teams, knowing that they are THE competitive assholes of all times, did not even blink an eye at shane volunteering to stay in the lair of the enemy and are kind of like. wait. holy shit. is this... a good excuse? plausible deniability?
so they kind of. keep doing it. sometimes alone, sometimes some teammates come and witness their face offs. they chirp each other and are LASER FOCUSED on beating each other. they make stupid bets on the outcomes. they are even posting (mostly ilya and the teammates that witness this) on social media
and suddenly, they can just kind of. be in public together? and everyone assumes it's because of a lost bet on this game? they go out to eat and as long as they don't split the check then everyone assumes that the one that paid lost their last video game match up
the one thing i remember is them both pushing harder the longer the reactions to them stayed under the radar. ilya literally got flowers that he posted on his social media because they came with a card that said "sorry for your loss(es)" with the es marked on in sharpie after boston lost to them on ice and ilya lost on the game with a caption that said something like 'when did hollander get a sense of humor???'. and then they were on the phone giggling about how shane is literally able to send ilya flowers publicly without anyone batting an eye
i think towards the end of the dream cliff was starting to catch on, or at least was catching on to the fact that ilya was bi and had a MASSIVE crush on shane. on the other hand, i think hayden could have walked in on them making out and his first thought would be "which idiot said they were better at kissing and made it a competition, do i really have to explain the optics of this"
Had a dream that Draag released a promotional video of two younger dudes kissing to highlight like their commitment to queer rights or whatever and for some reason Most Exalted Vocalist was hovering expressionless behind them throughout the whole thing like some sort of zombified fujoshi
A reoccurring dream I've been having.
April 14, 2026
Dreamt that it was revealed that tumblr user @adhdoofenshmirtz was actually behind every single phineas and Ferb blog on this site. For some reason the tumblr staff reeeeeeally upset by this and banned every single phineas and Ferb blog, but also any blog that had ever interacted with one of those blogs. The entire site was dead within hours.
I’m tired of my dreams having A and B plots that don’t dovetail thematically.
I was just two train robbers trying to steal from Lex Luthor’s armored train car trapped inside by its internal holodeck maze security system.
I was also myself (Joe Hills), forced by a friend to take over last minute the running of a pinball tournament hosted inside a department store—with only large sheets of paper to make the brackets.
I need to watch more Scrubs before naps.
I had an interesting nightmare the other night...
It was an Amazing Digital Circus dream. I was Pomni. Jax was pulling npcs into the circus. He cornered me. Took me to a dark corner where I can look out through the webcam. Saw my brain in a jar. I saw everyone's brains in jars. It was so gorey. And then I saw his brain in a jar. And the robotic limbs that were attached. It walked over to my jar. And pulled the life support. I felt pain. Glitchy. And woke up.
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