Really, They're Idiots, Grandmaster

A Battle Brained Idiot, A Blind Dog Big Sis, A Chef Who Can't Make Grilled Cheese, One (1) Vent Gremlin, and their Firebreathing Dog

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About This Blog!

Kiwi again!

This is a side blog for my main Four Temple Guard— Hakra Doroga, Mari Gildow, Ashe Lark, and Syo— and their Firebreathing dog— Roq. Not sure how much this blog will be used and obvs since this is the first and only post rn the tags are all broken until I get stuff posted, if I do lol

For those who don’t know me, I’m over 18, meaning there is going to be some r18 content that might pop up every so often, all content created by me is normally tagged NSFT but reblogs are another thing meaning sometimes its tagged, sometimes its not— quick reblog on mobile is faster and I often dont think about it. Minors, you are procceeding at your own risk

More Info Below the Cut like tag info!

(Most of it’s the same lol)

Pronouns: She/Her or They/Them

Main Blog: @kiwikipedia​

Ask Tag: #PK Answers | #Ask Games

Art Tags: #kiwikis scribbles (sketches and misc) and #Penguinkiwi Creates (Finished products, or at least more polished ones)

My Writing Tag: #Penguinkiwi Writes | #Penguin Writes: [series name]

Main Blog Masterlist

Incorrect (Or Correct) Quotes: #Things Overheard in the Guard Hall

OC Information:

Temple Guard OC Tag: #Templeguard OC Squad

Hakra Dorgoa: #Hakra Dorgoa (PKWSW)

Mari Gildow: #Mari Gildow (PKWSW) 

Ashe Lark: #Ashe Lark (PKWSW)

Syo: #Syo (PKWSW)

Roq: #Roq the Charhound (PKWSW)

Ship Tags:

Investigations Shipping | Sha Koon / Mari Gildow / Sargent Hound

If you’re unsure about something, just send me an ask or a message

Hate and Racism is not tollerated on this blog, so dont act surprised if you get blocked if you act up

Rules

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The thing about the Jedi Temple Guard is people tend to forget that their oath states that they must protect and defend the Order, by any means, no matter the cost. Perhaps next time, Anakin might think twice about marching on the Temple with the intent to kill while over a hundred Jedi with no qualms about killing in order to protect the Order are stationed there— even if it means bringing him or the clones to death with their own hands and their identities known. Even if that means, for Ashe, killing the Clones that he once saw as friends.

(AU notes and Taglist below, ID in alt)

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Ashe: Have you ever had a dream where you… died?

Mari: you mean, like… where you’re in danger?

Ashe: no… no, where you actually die. You’re being killed or something.

Mari: no... usually I do the killing in my dreams

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In Loving Memory of Those Who Have Left Us Behind, Mourn Not, For They Have Become One With The Force

For what reason do Jedi join the ranks of the Guard? Some join because they believe in a higher calling… others join the ranks because they no longer wish to exist.

Tags and bonus under the cut

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In Loving Memory of Those We Have Lost, Mourn Not For Luminous beings Are We.

Did you know that there is a saying among the Temple Guard? They say that every Temple Guard dies twice. Once, when they are killed, and once when they surrender their identiedy, their face, their lives and individuality to the Order. 

Bonus and taglist under the cut

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Unspoken Guard Rule: If Cin Doesn’t See You Do It, It Didn’t Happen

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Syo: We need more women with graying hair who kill people in media

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Syo: A leaf monster would be susceptible to fire attacks!

Mari, patting Roq: I think most things would be susceptible to fire attacks.

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After the war was over and the Guard had more freedom, someone asked Ashe about why the Guard wasn’t present during the Holocron Heist...

There aren’t a lot of Temple Guards, so they do have to rotate out who is where at what time so they dont all get burnt out and exhausted— it just happened that Bane broke in when the shifts were changing and the patrols were lighter

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tmw you think you drank some funky caf before work but it turns out that your idiot brother who is immune to poisons accidently left the pesticides out and you accidently drank them

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eheheh

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I will probably never finish these but they’re fun to look at

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2, 3, 4 for Ashe!

[OC Ask Meme]

2. Do they carry a water bottle? Does it have stickers on it?

He does not, mostly because he cant really carry stuff around while in the Guard due to being on duty and such. He probably would have a few stickers though if he could.

3. What is one thing they really wish they could say to someone? Who? Why can’t they?

He'd like to actually be truthful about being a Jedi Temple Guard to Fox and Quinlan, due to them being his partners. But because of the Oaths that require anonymity among the Temple Guard towards the rest of the Order, he can't.

4. Who do they main in mario kart?

Yoshi, usually. Big fan of the funky dinosaur

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8 for the core four please!!!

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8. What is their favorite piece of clothing they own?

Ashe is partial to the gray turtle-neck sweater that makes up half the civilian clothing he owns. Its soft and easy to move in is what he says. Similarly, Syo has a purple tunic-tshirt that she got. It doesn’t rub against the scars on her back, which she finds really nice.

Hakra doesn’t really have one thats a favorite since he has like one outfit outside of the guard attire, so he does like the faux-leather jacket that’s this muted red color. It’s got a ton of pockets.

Mari is kinda the same as Hakra, outfit wise, so her favorite piece of clothing isn’t technically hers per-say. It’s actually one of Sha’s robes that she stole. She’d take seomthing of Hound’s too but he’s also pretty restricted in what he has clothingwise lol

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16, 17, 18 for Ashe? 👀

[OC Ask Meme]

16. Are they the type of person to give names to inanimate objects?

Not really, but he will use the name if someone else has already done so. For example, he'll call the caf machine that's in the Guard's Kitchen 'Sinube'. It was named after the said Master— because while it's old it still works, though it's a bit slow to start up. Zoran named it, and everyone just started calling it Sinube.

17. Do they talk to themselves when they’re alone? When they’re with others?

Sometimes! But it's more or less a thinking out loud sort of thing. He usually does it when he's alone but he's done it around others at times.

18. What do they want more than anything in the world?

Currently? Sleep lol but in general, he does want the war to end quickly. It's taking a toll on everyone in the Guard. Ultimately, though, he would like an explination from Dooku on why he went dark. What he remembers of the man was never bad, sure he had an air of importance and pride, but Dooku was his finder, and had supported him alongside of his Master when he transitioned. He'd just like some closure.

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18 and 22 for Hakra!

18. What do they want more than anything in the world?

In a broad sense of the term, he wants to be happy. He's had a rough road up to his present day, and though he wouldn't trade it, he really would like for the disappointment and hurting to stop. Right now, though he seems to be pretty happy

22. Who knows all their secrets? 

Not all of them, but both Cin Drallig and Syo know a good number of them. He trusts those two more than anyone really and has told them a good number of secrets. Mari might as well, but not of his telling— she tends to figure things out reather quickly from just small details and hints.

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I made this earlier this morning and then died and just now remembered that I didn’t post this lmaoooo anyways, this template sheet’s been in the discord for a bit (like two-three days? I dont know what time is anymore tbh) so i decided why not give it a swing. I think Ashe would do alright in a DND homebrew, but with me at the reigns, we would die very quickly because my own luck is shit lmaooo