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The struggle is real.

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Go outside! Because...air? Bonus Panel Mugs fer sale! 

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No screen time = scream time. Bonus Panel

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Keeping it fucking real (when not around the kids). What’s your go-to faux swear around your kids? Mine’s “ding dong”. As in (through gritted teeth) “You’re being a real DING DONG right now!”

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My favorite game. Bonus Panel

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My new tote is totes amazeballs! (As the kids don't say.) fowllanguagestore.com

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Deciphering kids' screams is a valuable skill. Bonus panel FL Tote bags!

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Sorry, fellow grown-ups... Bonus Panel Cuddly Plushies! 

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From the "do as I say" files. Bonus Panel Loads of glasses on sale!

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Never meet your heroes. Bonus Panel FowlLanguageStore.com

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Ask your nearest maternity ward if they appreciate drums. FowlLanguageStore.com

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Holiday glassware is selling out quick. Order while these are still in stock!

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If it was anyone else I’d have a restraining order by now.

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We're all about the scientific method- for about 11 months of the year. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/symGfn

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Because: Children Bonus Panel (20% off sale!)

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Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I'm decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity. ☮️💟 Bonus Panel

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Sorry. It's been a tough week/ month/ life... Bonus Panel FowlLanguageStore.com

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Black Friday limited-edition totes and prints!! FowlLanguageStore.com