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@foxanimalia

fox animalia Before you ask, yes, my name is Fox like the animal. One of my moms is the fairy Fauna so that's probably why. I'm a fairy too, like her and my mom Flora and my mom Merryweather, but more importantly, I'm an assistant to King Augustus and Queen Ophelia. Am I little too up in their business? Yes, maybe, perhaps, a little. But guess what? That's how shit gets done!

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TEXT 👏 FOPHELIA

Ophelia: Like the planning what we're going to wear and the public date stuff? So like all parts of it basically???

Fox: Babe, you're not new to being a queen! You do have to do this kind of stuff EVERY year though. You're in one of Auradon's "cutest couples" so people look to you and Augustus for "couple goals" and all that shit, so outfits and dates and all that is just par for the course!

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TEXT 👏 FOPHELIA

Ophelia: I'm sorry, what?

Fox: It's all good, which part of that do you need broken down further? I've got all day!

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TEXT ✌️ FUNNY

Fox: So good and bad news. The BAD news is that I'm in the hospital for a small, minor injury because I flubbed a teleportation spell due to lack of focus. The GOOD news is that at least it happened during the weekend so I'm not going to be missing out on THAT much work. Anyway! I got bored of just laying here so hi!

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TEXT 👏 FOPHELIA

Fox: OKAY, SO, we only have a month to plan what you and Augustus are doing for Valentine's Day! 👏👏👏 That includes what you two are wearing to the Charming party AND what date you two are going to go on publicly so we can arrange photographers to capture how adorably and disgustingly in love you guys are, okay? So brainstorm, go!

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What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

....A fox?

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Pronouns and orientation?

I’ve figured out my gender a long time ago, and they/them works great for me. As for orientation, that one’s a little less clear, but I think its likely bi.

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What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Getting marked? I know it’s probably vanilla to a lot of people, but I don’t know, the idea of someone biting and scratching and sucking parts of me so hard that by the end of it I look like I got posessed or something has always sounded really hot to me.

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Which royal couple do you admire the most? Why?

I don’t really “stan” any of them? Maybe it’s just because of how well I know Queen Aurora and King Phillip but the truth is, all these royals are just people trying their best. That’s admirable in and of itself but I don’t think it’s worth being a fanboy. I mean, it would’ve been @sunshinefitzherbert and @kingaugustusrose if they’d gotten married, but they didn’t. And don’t get me wrong, August and @queenopheliarose are a cute couple, but Sunny would have been the absolute perfect Queen of Auradon and I’ll always think so.

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Do you have a "type" and if so, how would you describe it?

I don’t think I have a “type” or anything but I am totally a sucker for anyone who just lets me talk; I’ve got a tendency to ramble or unload like a few weeks information in one go and if people interrupt or have their eyes glaze over when that happens, it’s just hard to feel engaged.

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How did you lose your virginity?

I wish I had a more interesting story, but it just kind of happened in the normal way! I’d just started college and matched with someone on a dating app, we had a pretty good drinks and dinner date, and then we went back to their place and one thing sorta led to another, you know? We went on a couple more dates after that but it just fizzled out -- apparently I’m “too into my work” but if you ask me, they were too into their roommate, so.

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How are you the most like your parent(s)? The most different?

Well, obviously I’m a Fairy™ just like my mom, and I love being helpful as much as she does, or maybe even more, but don’t tell her I said that. She was incredibly helpful to Queen Aurora’s parents and now I’m honored to carry on that mantle by helping out @kingaugustusrose. Unlike my mom? I know how to fold eggs into a cake.

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What would you say is your greatest talent?

I mastered a color-coding spell when I was like eight that’s been so freaking useful for me. I’m also really good at latte art from my stint at Crownbucks.

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What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

The weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me during sex is not something I feel comfortable sharing on the Internet, sorry! Some of us have a professional appearance to keep up, thank you very much!

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How do you feel about the Isle?

To quote our king @kingaugustusrose, “ I’ve always felt that the Isle is a work in progress. Even now when it’s become part of a much more fair system, there’s so much work to be done and undone; for now though, I know I’m not the only one who’s grateful that the Isle relocation projects have gone as well as they have.“