oh deer

hi home

[emdnd]

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[slimetony]

[foxmouthes]

doctor: so are u on any birth control

me: kind of? i guess? idk a witch put a hex on me that made my womb barren after an internet argument, but i'm not sure how effective it is

[dirtcup]

gaara, a 15 yr old: Hello I Would Like To Inform You All That My Embarrassing Middle School Phase Where I Killed People And Ate Thier Blood Is Over And I Would Like To Be In Charge Of Everything Now

the entire village of sand that has been constantly trying to kill him for like 8 years: Yeah Thats Fine

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[foxmouthes]

wait i'm not done (orientation opinions)

1. padmé was heterosexual panromantic 2. leia is bisexual biromantic 3. luke skywalker is demisexual grey aromantic but in the instance he feels attraction to someone he'd def be pansexual panromantic 4. han solo acted like he was straight as a like but he was secretly bi 5. anakin was straight as well 6. i have no clue whatsoever about obi wan he could be anything 7. finn & poe are gay specifically for each other 8. rey = ? 9. kylo ren is probably straight or asexual/aromantic either one would be very strict 10. lando was with han solo at some point i'm convinced also lando is gay 11. i forgot all other characters

[foxmouthes]

sum star wars opinions

1. padmé is so good i would italicize that if i could 2. why does george lucas use every female character as a romance device in all of star wars like he suddenly will take any female character and forget about her personality. he just makes her into a doormat for whatever male character needs a love interest 3. george lucas is creepy 4. have i mentioned i love padmé? because i do 5. i also love anakin 6. episode 7 was trash 7. luke skywalker is ok 8. (: leia 9. han solo is just like every other role harrison ford has ever played but i still like han solo 10. when i first heard yoda'a voice i was so surprised idk what i was expecting 11. kylo ren's voice is 4 tones deeper than i would have ever expected

[foxmouthes]

i only came back onto this tumblr to talk about how much i love star wars tbh

[foxmouthes]

holy fucking shit

i'm alive

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i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

[capsep]

[lelaid]

Ajak Deng backstage at Mugler F/W 2011

[untrustyou]

[untrustyou]

Gabriel Adamiak

[withapencilinhand]

girls

[yoursummerdreamz]

[subahibi]

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