I will not fix your computer...

23 I want to be the very best...

[catchymemes]

[felderwin]

On that note, this guy’s anonymity went so far that the other actors on Game of Thrones didn’t know that he was the drummer from Coldplay (source: Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon by James Hibberd)

[foxsman]

Another Monday alone in the office. Boy oh boy I can not wait till this layoff cause fuck being a one man service desk.

[foxsman]

Its too nice out to be stuck in an office.

[foxsman]

old photo. (at Westport, Massachusetts)

[foxsman]

👌🏻🎆🎇🎉

[foxsman]

Its been a good day.

[foxsman]

Starting strong with #pokemongo

[foxsman]

#imaxvipsweepstakes

[girlproblemz-blog]

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??

[donniedarkosarchive]

[rebellious-everdeen]

[seasemistreet123-deactivated201]

[antii-y0u-deactivated20151117]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Optipess

[all-the-strings-inside-him-broke]

Call me a safe bet / I’m betting I’m not

[moon-heartbeat]

☽

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]