If you can't relate then you're too grown-up

I'm Jenna. Welcome to my blog, where everything's made up and the points don't matter. About Page

[cloudabserk]

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[naamahdarling]

At least one could deliberately sign the follow-up apology email with "warm regrets" and maybe get a laugh. Jesus Christ.

[yeah-it-showed]

hours after being bodysnatched by an alien virus, your hijacked body flies itself across the Atlantic ocean to be molded into the shape of a stranger's fantasy. your body approaches the stranger. the stranger screams at you. she hurts you. she sends you into cardiac arrest. eventually, when it suits her, she fucks you. she asks you about your real life; your mouth gives careful, palatable answers. mango ice cream. a former partner, their gender withheld. the wig on your head smells like her house. "you're mine," she says, eyes wild, and your body agrees. that's all it knows how to do anymore.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

wooden rabbit sculpture by chinese artist 潮舒木雕

[fashion-runways]

TUNGVU Pre-Spring 2026 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[dogmetaphors]

THE O.C. | S01E01 "Premiere"

[fxhdskjz]

art is just iteration and reiteration and this one single paragraph changed my life

[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

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Voting ended onJun 13

[tiredadventurer]

[cindy-lou]

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 2004 ー Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[rowanclair]

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

[timothyolyphant]

DANIEL CRAIG as Benoit Blanc KNIVES OUT (trilogy) happy birthday, @olyphant-tim!

[goldenjuniper]

thanzagmeg……..