Foxy Or Roxy

Lesbian/genderfuild/aroace 16——>minor/poc I’ll do requests skits and will draw if ask

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LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

Yuu: ugh….oh shit….are we in sacrbia?

Kalim: good morning yuu! And yes, that’s because it was your idea to throw deuce’s birthday party here! 😁

Jamil holding a sleeping grim: and surprisingly, no one died.

Kalim: Jamil.

Jamil: what? Am I wrong?

Cater: speaking of which. Where is deuce?

Epel: i can’t find ace either….

Trey: they’re probably still sleeping.

Kalim: oh! I think I remember which rooms they’re in!

Yuu: I’ll come with you, I got a few words to say to ace for eating the last curry ☺️💢

Riddle: r.i.p ace. 🙂

(In deuce’s room)

Kalim: awh he’s asleep ☺️

Yuu: ….wanna scream at him to wake up?

Kalim: yes.

Yuu and Kalim: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!!!!

Deuce: GAH?! What was that for?!

Kalim: oh nothing, just-

Ace: the fuck man….people are trying to-

Yuu and Kalim: …..no way.

Ace and deuce realizing they were cuddling with each other: …..

Epel: and yall didn’t believe me when I said they were dating 😏

Cater: WHAT?! THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!! TAKE A PICTURE!!!!

Trey: hahaha, I knew you two were close. But not THIS close 😁

Riddle: please don’t tell me you two were doing anything inappropriate.

Ace: I hope not….

Cater holding up a picture of deuce and ace making out while yuu throws grim at Jamil in the background: this picture says otherwise 😏

Deuce and Ace: ….fuck.

Jack: oh so that’s why Jamil is holding grim.

Yuu: 😁

Jamil still holding grim: you’re lucky he’s actually comfortable to hold😒

Epel: HA! I TOLD YALL THEY WERE A THING!

Cater showing a picture of Epel kissing jack’s hand like a princess: you’re not safe either buddy.

Epel: damn it.

(Happy late birthday deuce)

(I know his birthday wasn’t on a Friday this year, but when else am I gonna get a chance like this)

Skit inspired by this video:

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Which ever duo wins gets to be in a poly relationship with yuu. (And you will all get a nsfw skit which ever one wins) GO!

Malleus and Idia

Leona and malleus

Jamil and Kalim

Riddle and azul

Vil and rook

Rook and Leona

Vil and Leona

Cater and Trey

Silver and Idia

Azul and Idia

I’m only here for the freakiness 😛

Looking at results

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

Edit: damn i should’ve added azul and Jamil.

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Pride month!

Lucifer: oh Mc, what do you have there?

Mc holding a box of pride pins: I brought them for you guys, I thought it would be nice since it’s pride month 😗

Asmo already wearing the pansexual one: they’re really adorable and good with fashion, I love them!

Belphie wearing the non-binary pin: i thought you had to price it on your skin, thankfully i was wrong.

Mc: why would you think that.

Belphie: idk. Leave me alone.

Mammon also wearing the pan pin: there’s doubles in there too 🙂

Beelzebub wearing the bi pin: they make me feel comfortable for some reason

Levi wearing the polysexual pin: yea! This is better representation than I see on the internet!

Satan wearing the bi pin: of course you think that.

Levi: shut up!

Lucifer picking up the pan pin: mmmhh, oh what the hell, why not

Simeon wearing the gay pin: wow, Mc this is very thoughtful of you 😊

Luke: how much did these cost?

Mc wearing the bisexual pin: like 29.99 i think 🤔

Raphael wearing the aroace pin: that sounds really cheap actually, it’s really nice you thought of all of us when you brought them

Mc: thxs 😋

Solomon wearing the pansexual pin: I’m surprised you didn’t get scammed.

Mc’s twin brother wearing the polysexual pin: me too.

Diavolo wearing the aroace pin: hahahaha! This is beautiful Mc!

Barbatos wearing the genderfuild pin: yes, these are quite lovely, can’t believe people will get offended by these’s things

Mc: they just hate seeing people happy you know?

Barbatos: sigh, the world would’ve been so much better and easier without them.

Mc: THANK YOU FOR SAYING MY EXACT THOUGHTS!

Thirteen wearing the lesbian pin: thxs babes, this suits me real well, a lot of people thought I was bi because of my hair color

Mc: thirteen, the 2 things i thought when i saw you was one, you were sexy. And two, your hair looked like the bi flag.

Thirteen: that makes sense. Wanna make out now?

Mc: yes please.

Mephisto wearing the aromatic pin: I’m surrounded by queers.

(This actually took way longer than I expected but oh well)

(As someone who is lesbian, genderfuild and aroace, this was nice to do)

(Every pin that they are wearing is my headcanon of them! Minus Luke, he gets a rainbow pin.)

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Pricings

Grim: ….

Yuu: ….

Grim: and I just know you were screaming your lungs out when you were getting them done.

Yuu: a bit screms, but worth it 😗

Grim: who even did them for you?

Yuu: Mr. Sam did it for me. He said that his little sister would ask him for help.

Grim: huh….i actually imagine him doing that.

Ace and deuce: WHAT THE WHAT?!

Yuu: surprise 😅

Riddle: yuu! Aren’t they painful?!

Cater: oh shit! #thosearesocool

Trey: does it hurt when you eat?

Yuu: sometimes yea.

Kalim: ooohhh! Jamil! We should get matching pricings!

Jamil who has snake bites: when we are in our 3rd year.

Yuu: awh how cute

Leona: ….ouch.

Yuu: you know damn well you are to lazy to get yourself some.

Leona: fair enough.

Vil: isn’t that unhealthy for your skin?

Yuu: if i don’t take care of them, yes.

Vil: mh. You still look amazing darling, I’ll give you that.

Yuu: thxs

Rook: ah, such beauty of making your own choices

Epel: damn I wanna get some too…

Ruggie and Jack: same.

Malleus: …..I love it. They suit you very well my dear

Yuu: awh, thank you baby!

Lilia: sigh, maybe I should get myself some too!

Silver and Sebek: no.

Lilia: I am old enough to get my own! Thank you very much!

Silver: father. Please.

Idia: I was actually thinking about getting one too, but I chickened out last minute, negative aura points from me.

Ortho: and mother didn’t allow him to go😗

Idia: yes. And that.

Yuu: ha! Sorry, i thought it was funny.

Floyd: shrimpy! Shrimpy you’re adorable in those! I wanna squeeze you!

Yuu: maybe later Floyd, I’m not in the mood to get traumatized right now

Jade: but they do look good on you, right azul?

Azul: I envy you, yuu. I really do. I wish you were from this world.

Yuu: ….does that mean he likes it?

Floyd and Jade: yes.

The pricings yuu gotten:

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Ooohh shit…

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Lucifer: Mc.

Mc: *baking a cake* Hi, Lucifer.

Lucifer: Is something wrong? Is something bothering you?

Mc: Me? No, not at all. Why do you ask?

Lucifer: Whenever something stresses you out, you start baking.

Mc: Pff, Lucifer, it's just a cake.

Lucifer: Are you sure *pointing to a mountain of cakes on the counter*?

Mc: …

Lucifer: …

Mc: There’s no cake for you anymore.

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Beel dropped to his knees and cried tears of joy when he walked in the kitchen and saw all of those cakes

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Overdose don’t miss me pt. 3

pt-2 pt-1

It’s been 2 months since yuu has been in the hospital after their failed suicide attempt, yuu had to get daily check ups here and there, they’ve been going outside since they need that, and have been feed well. So when the second years came to visit, yuu was getting slightly better, they’ve still have their eyes bags and are a bit sick, but they are still doing great

Jamil: huh, you somehow look better, that’s good

Kalim: hehe, they look better then the last time I saw them

Floyd: shrimpy…why would you do that? Who else would I cuddle with when I’m angry? 🥲

Yuu: well there’s always riddle-

Floyd and Jade: he would throw me/him across the room.

Riddle: yes I would.

Yuu: ah. Right.

Silver: anyways, are doing okay? Have you been eating and sleeping well?

Yuu: yea, they feed me 3 meals a day, they let me go outside for as long as I want….

Ruggie: you keep fidgeting with your fingers, like you wanna hold something….what is it?

Jade: ….is it grim?

Yuu: ….yes…I’m so used to holding, that my hands feels empty. I understand I’m holding other plushies and pillows…but grim is more important then thoses things….

Azul: …that’s actually really concerning yuu.

Yuu: Ik…I’m s-

Riddle: don’t apologize, but if it makes you feel better, I heard the doctors talking about realizing you early since your mental health is going good.

Yuu: really?

Kalim: yes yes! I’m so excited to have you back soon yuu!

Jamil: ….we all are….the thing that hurts the most is that there’s a universe out there where you didn’t survive. And we have to live that guilt for good.

Yuu: ….so what you’re saying is….

Azul: there’s a universe where grim never got to see you again. You overdosing would have been the last time he saw you….

Yuu: ….

(Later, yuu is sitting outside holding a giant cat plushie, while talking to it)

Yuu: hey grim….im sorry for making you see that side of me that day.

Cat plushie: ….

Yuu: I know, I was selfish….i just want to see you again. I not only see you as my pet…I see you as my son….im so sorry I almost left you alone again that day.

(I’m planning on doing three more parts, the first one will be with the third years, the next one will be with the first years, and the last one will be yuu reuniting with grim!!!)

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Shortcut!

Leviathan: Mc! We missed our bus! How are we supposed to get the game we wanted now?!

Mc: heh, leave it to me! I know a shortcut 😎

Leviathan: MC WE’RE FIGHTING ZEUS AND POSEIDON!!!

Mc: TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!

Mc: and that’s why we came home late 😁

The brothers: …..

Mc’s twin brother: …..what in the ever living fuc-

Satan:MC HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET YOURSELVES INTO THAT SITUATION?!

Leviathan: we took a shortcut.

Lucifer: that’s it. No going out for you Mc, and no staying inside for the rest of the week Levi.

Mc and leviathan: 🥲☹️

(Hc: whenever mc and leviathan hangs out with each other, something always happens, not like a small incident, like they would witness a war in front of them, and it’ll be a normal Friday for them)

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Overdose don’t miss me. pt. 2

pt-1

(TW: mention of suicide attempt, Malleyuu at the end, mention of blood)

Yuu’s time in the hospital after surviving their suicide attempt was weirdly peaceful. They still had to remember why they are there, remembering that their blood was on the floor, their blood going through test, foaming at the mouth not to long ago, but other than the nurses and doctors constantly checking up on them, making sure their heart doesn’t stop, it was nice. Until there was a knock on the door.

Yuu: yes?

Nurse: yuu, you have visitors dearest

Yuu: okay…who would even see-

Malleus rushing in the room and hugging the crap outta yuu: Child of man!! You’re okay…

Yuu: tsunotaro….hi…

Vil: my my yuu, you gave the whole school a frightful week when you were in that coma. Can’t say I wasn’t one of them…

Leona: …you’re breathing okay?

Yuu: yes.

Leona: good. Let’s keep it that way.

Kalim: he’s just worried of the thought of losing someone he sees as a younger sibling, but seriously, yuu the whole school was worried about you, I almost hosted your funeral 🥹

Yuu: …he’s joking…right?

Riddle idia and azul: no he is not.

Yuu: Kalim.

Kalim: what??? Jamil said you were in a coma, and i thought death and being in a coma was the same thing…! And for like two days i actually thought you were dead because Jamil didn’t have any updates!

Riddle: am I even surprised you said that.

Azul: no you are not. Neither of us are.

Yuu: I kinda am.

Azul: oh right! Floyd wanted to give this to you.

Yuu: a shrimp plushie, tell him I said thank..🙂

Idia: anyways, yuu, is it okay if I had ortho give you medicine sometimes…? Yk, just in case you almost die on us again…

Yuu: sure. Just tell him to don’t over do it

Idia: already did!

(After a while, everyone left, except for malleus)

Malleus: yuu, when will you be discharged from the hospital? I miss our talks…

Yuu: wow, you didn’t call me “child of man”….i don’t know yet, they still need to make sure I’m stable enough.

Malleus: I see…well they sure hurry up, I want to have our midnight walks again, I want to hold you like this again…I just want to kiss and spoil you when you’re finally able to walk on your own again.

Yuu: malleus, I’m-

Malleus: don’t apologize, you were under so much stress, i understand that, there’s a universe where you didn’t survive, and i had to live with the pain of losing you. I just want you to know that i yearn for the moment we are alone again…

Yuu: …I know darling, but you still have to wait for me, wait for the moment you can carry me around again, promise?

Malleus: promise.

(Next part will be the second years)



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Overdose don’t miss me. Pt 1

(TW: suicidal attempt, mention of drugs, overdosing, self harm scars)

Yuu was sick and tired of this world, they were tired of the students, of the staff (mainly Crowley), and all the overblots. Cutting themselves was not enough for them, taking a load of drugs wasn’t enough for them. They didn’t see a reason to live anymore, so with a final decision, Yuu stole some pills from Mr. Sam’s shop, went back to ramshackle, and empty the whole thing in one sitting. They thought they had died, they thought they had finally moved on from the world. Until a little furry friend and ghosts called for help……that’s when they woke up in the hospital bed, surrounded by the staff with worried faces.

Yuu: ……

The staff: …..

Sam: little imp!! You’re okay……

Crewel: honey, what were you thinking, you could’ve died…..

Yuu: …oh.

Trein letting Lucius lay next to yuu: just “oh”? Yuu, why would you do such a thing? We’re not mad, you sacred some of the students half to death.

Vargas: including grim, he was crying his eyes out trying to wake you up. It’s really dangerous for you to do such a reckless thing.

Yuu holding lucius: ….am I in trouble? If so I’m sorry, I’ll take any punishment you-

Crowley: don’t finish that sentence. Yuu…I’m the one who should be sorry. If I actually paid attention to you more, you wouldn’t have been here. Just looking at you like this makes me feel like I failed you completely. But…i think I failed you the moment you came here….

Yuu: …where’s grim.

Sam: he didn’t want to see you like that. Knowing that you could’ve die if he was just minutes or seconds late

(Flashback to when grim and the ghosts yuu’s emotionless body that’s foaming at the mouth with blood)

Grim crying: YUU PLEASE WAKE UP!! THIS ISNT A TIME FOR YOU TO BE JOKING!!! YUU PLEASE WAKE UP NOW!!! IM SORRY IF I DID ANYTHING TO YOU!!!

Yuu who’s still holding the bottle: …

Ghost #1 holding them: don’t shake them to hard! It might make it worse! Yuu, stay with me please!

Ghost #2: How did they even get their hands on theses pills?!

Ghost #3: that’s not important right now! Call Crowley! Now!

Ghost #2: I KNOW I KNOW!!!

Yuu: …..

Vargas: are you surprised that you are alive?

Crowley: or…disappointed..?

Yuu: I rather not say, i think I cause enough trouble and problems for the rest of my life…. I wanna be alone with Lucius now.

Trein: are you okay with that, lucius?

(Lucius just purrs onto yuu)

Trein: I’ll take that as a yes then…

Crewel kissing them on the forehead: ….okay dear. But just knowing we’ll be back next week.

Sam: I might have to start bringing you something to make sure thoses pills can’t spared through your body and kill you….

Yuu: okay…okay…

(I wanted to start this series since I was sad I failed my geometry exam.)

(Next part will include the housewardens)

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REVENGE!!!

Thirteen: Mc! I have the most craziest idea!

Mc: what is it?

Thirteen: transfer period cramps and child birth pain to everyone!

Mc: ….wait what? I can actually do that?!

Thirteen: uh huh! I found a spell that could make you transfer it to any guy!

Mc: give me the damn spell.

Luke: Mc! Where are yo- what the what.

Mc who has transfer the pain to everyone in the room who are crying and/or screaming: hey Luke, don’t mind me.

Lucifer: Mc….whatever we did…we didn’t mean to make you feel upset.

Mc: quiet. Anyways Luke what do you need?

Luke: I found this restaurant that gives out free food on Mother’s Day, and I was wondering if you want to go there?

Mc: oh sure i would love that! Let me just put everyone outta their misery…..

Mammon: OH MY DIAVALO!!! IM FREE!!!

Asmo: I can’t feel my organs….

Diavalo: wow….that was painfully funny. Barbatos please get the tea…

Barbatos: of course my lord 😌

Solomon: ugh, last time we ever piss off mc.

Simeon: I didn’t even do anything, I just walked in at the wrong time.

Satan: I have a huge respect for women now.

Beelzebub and Belphie: same….

Leviathan: I blame Lucifer. Why did you have to say women complain about their days too much?!

Lucifer: Ik…Ik. And I’m sorry.

Mammon: ima buy them presents tomorrow, hopefully they forgive us….

Mc: hey barbatos, i got a question.

Barbatos: what is it?

Mc: how come you were the only one who seemed unfazed during the whole thing???

Barbatos: …..😏

Mc: ….genderfuild?!

Barbatos: there’s your answer 😌

(Yes this is a Mother’s Day post, my mama made spaghetti and we watched the Michael Jackson movie in theaters, it was a good day😁)

(And yes I hc that barbatos is genderfuild)

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Operation: make Kalim cry!

Vil: yuu! We have a request to ask.

Yuu: mh? What is it.

Riddle: last time you made us watch twilight. We want…to watch a sad movie.

Yuu: …..why?

Leona: we wanna see if we can make Kalim cry.

Kalim waving in the background: 👋🏽😁

Yuu: I’m assuming Jamil is also in on this.

Jamil: yep. Well, he told us he wanted to feel something so he doesn’t look like a weirdo….which he isn’t…

Yuu: ……I think I have a movie.

Azul: which is?

Yuu: “My girl”.

Yuu: hey guys I’m ba- oh my sevens.

(All the housewardens and Jamil minus Kalim are crying after the movie ended)

Kalim: wow….that was really heart breaking, they were so close too.

Idia hugging ortho: SO WHY ARENT YOU CRYING?!

Ortho: there there big brother…..

Kalim: idk….i guess it didn’t affect me as much as I thought it would

Yuu: honestly….same.

Everyone minus Kalim and ortho: WHAT?!

Yuu: I wanted to see if people actually cried to this.

Kalim: oh really? Now I don’t feel guilty anymore 😁

Malleus: ugh, I need something to drink…and tissues.

Vil: get me 50 of them. Please.

(Yall know why I added ortho 😏)

(I actually hc that Kalim is desensitized from horror, sad, and drama movies. And no one knows why or how.)

(Idea from @jeeelllieee)

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What do you mean with "I need to buy money for each item"?

Typeo.

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mod the 3ds and buy an R4 card for the ds lite. you'll never have to spend money on a 3ds/ds game again! it's easy and since both consoles and their respective game libraries are discontinued there's not even a moral dilemma since the game develeopers wouldn't get any money from you buying used anyway! save your money for more important thing.

Dude….

THATS A GOOD IDEA!!!

I still need to buy money for each item tho.

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Weird pets.

Leviathan: hey Mc, I have a question to ask….

Mc: what is it?

Leviathan: what the f**k are your cats staring at?!

Mc’s cats staring outside a window: ……

Mc: ……I don’t know….

Satan: leave them alone Levi, if they’re looking for their next victim, let them stare.

Mc’s twin brother: of course you say that. But in all honesty, I think they’re staring at anything that moves.

Leviathan: why?

Mc pointing at the white one: because this FAT BASTARD likes to eat roaches!! Mice! Lizards! Anything small!!!

Satan looking like a proud father: awwhhh, they grow up so fast 🥲

Mc and twin brother: satan.

Satan: alright, I’ll stop. Haters 😐

A actual picture of my cats staring at god knows what….:

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Your gonna to hell loser ramscott and izuocha hater

You know, you’re so pussy irl, I bet you won’t say it to anyone rn.

Probably a grown ass man too

Also I’m not a ramscott and izuocha hater you sexiest ass bitch

Hope your family chops up your body and feeds them to cannibals 😁

(Sorry to anyone else reading this)

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Twilight with the housewardens Lilia and Jamil.

Vil: …..this movie reminds me of yuu and malleus.

Kalim: mmmhh, I kinda see it.

Riddle: it’s basically them but malleus is a vampire instead of a dragon.

Azul: ha. Oh this is gold.

Malleus: I don’t like how you phrase that vil. I’m not a predator. 😐

Edward: tell me, do you dream of being a vampire?

Lilia: this is how we’re represented? Unbelievable 😐

Yuu: yea I didn’t like how unrealistic this movie was growing, I also hated Edward because he looks so…..white.

Malleus: …..like idia’s skin color?

Yuu: yes, but at least idia is hotter than him.

Idia: …..I’ll take that as a compliment.

Yuu: anywho. Next one!

Jamil: ……yk….they didn’t have to have Jacob fall in love with a baby……they could’ve found another way…..like…age her up or something.

Leona: remind me to never show this to Jack.

Kalim: why?

Leona: he’ll get offended thinking that society sees wolfs like that.

Lilia: yuu, why did teens your age back then even like theses movies?

Yuu: it’s called being emo or/and goth back then. It was cool.

Idia: wow. That probably would’ve been me tbh.

(The ones they watched was the first one and breaking dawn part 1 and 2)

Idea from @homaresnumberonefan