Foxy Or Roxy

Lesbian/genderfuild/aroace 16——>minor/poc I’ll do requests skits and will draw if ask

[foxyaroace]

Don’t leave them be.

Can you imagine if one day yuu was in the lowest point of their life, to the fact they almost ended their life, but grim actually knew what happened, so he went and told Crowley everything. So Crowley made sure Yuu was never by themselves ever again. But this doesn’t make Yuu happy one bit, it makes them annoyed actually

Epel: hey why is yuu here again?

Ace: something happened last week and they can’t be left alone… like legally…

Riddle: yuu. Don’t even think about walking off.

Yuu: i wasn’t gonna do anything.

Riddle: look it’s just for a while, after that you can walk freely around as much as you want.

Yuu: yea right, says the person who made fun of me for being powerless when I first got here. Sorry I wasn’t born here you-… nvm.

Riddle: …

Leona: oi herbivore, where ya think you going?

Yuu: outside…?

Leona: okay. Take someone with you.

Yuu: Leona, not you too! I’m fine!

Vil: oh please, look, just grab grim and be back in 30 minutes

Yuu: ugh! So damn annoying! Cmon grim…

Ruggie: … I don’t think they like this.

Azul: oh yuu… you’re in charge of cutting the vegetables?

Yuu: mhm, I just-

Jamil: let me do it. It’s not safe for you to-

Yuu: OH MY F**KING GOD! CAN I DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE WITHOUT HAVING YOU ALL THINK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF?! JESUS WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR OVERBLOTS?!

Azul and Jamil: …

Yuu: sorry, I uh… got a bit angry and annoyed… ima leave now.. sorry.

Azul: I feel bad for some reason…

Yuu: I feel like I’m in prison. Can’t even leave without someone asking me “oh don’t do this! Don’t do that!” It’s annoying as fuck.

Crowley: I was just doing what i thought was right… yuu listen I-

Yuu: save it. This is basically how mental hospital patients are treated.

Crowley: …I’m sorry, i thought that this would help you…

Yuu: it’s not, it’s making me feel judged, which was the reason I did it…

Crowley: oh… I’m sorry…

Yuu: I hate you. You know that, right?

Crowley: … no, I don’t…

(Meanness to say, Crowley eventually removed the rule all because how much yuu hated it. All he wanted to do was help, but yuu hates it when that man even says a word to them. But now, since Crowley realized how much yuu actually despise him, he feels guilty.)

[foxyaroace]

Leona. I love ya. But where the hell are your ears.

(Also pack it up Michael Jackson. We know it’s you.)

[foxyaroace]

You look like-

Mc: heya Baphomet! Haven’t seen you since…damn since last year.

Baphomet: oh, hello Mc dearest. Yes it’s been quite a while, but we can still catch up.

Mc: ….

Baphomet: is something wrong?

Mc: you remind me of Loki.

Baphomet: who?

Mc: you know, from the marvel movies

Baphomet: …. What?

Leviathan hiding in the background: ITS A HUMAN WORLD STUFF!!

Baphomet: oh…. What makes you think we act a like?

Mc: well, Loki can be a bitch sometimes, can change genders, is loved by many people, and etc.

Baphomet: …. Are you calling me a bitch?

Mc: maybe…

Baphomet: …. I’ll take it as a compliment then.

Mammon also hiding in the background: HOW DO YOU GET AWAY WITH STUFF LIKE THIS, MC?!

Mc: idk. You ask me.

(I wanted to make this since I’ve haven’t talked about baphomet in a while)

(And for thoses who don’t know who they are, their my oc that I care about dearly)

(Also I’m not that big on marvel, so bear with me on this.)

[foxyaroace]

You will feel important tonight darling~

This skit will include:

Rookvilyuu

Bath sex

Self doubt

Hickey marks

Now, yuu isn’t the type to be so… loving with their body type. In fact, you can tell that they don’t really like looking in the mirror to see themselves, or worse would not eat for a whole day until someone asks them to do so… and it’s been getting worse ever since they started dating rook and vil.

But that will all change one night.

Vil: yuu darling, have you eaten yet? You look tired.

Yuu: mh? Oh, I’m sorry baby, I guess I forgot to eat again.

Vil: …. You’re not sorry.

Yuu: I am, I really am. Look, I’ll go eat something, like uh…. This chocolate bar-

Vil: stop it. Come with me. Rook wanted to have a bath with us both, just please don’t hurt yourself like this.

Yuu: isn’t that kinda unexpected from him?

Vil: are you forgetting that he’s THE rook hunt?

Yuu: …. Touché.

Moments later, yuu was in the bath with rook and vil. Now normally Yuu would feel uncomfortable with the fact that it’s with them both, but this time? This is the comfort they always wanted. Just playing with the bubbles while also relaxing for a bit. No stress about their image, nothing.

Rook: oh my, you seem quite happy today dear, even tho you didn’t eat anything today.

Yuu: oh? I’m sorry for making you two worry about that again. I promise I’ll eat properly next time…

Vil: really, well I have a question.

Yuu: mh?

Vil: if me and rook could make you feel special while also having your legs numb, will you feel positive about your body?

Rook and yuu: WHAT?!

Vil: too much? Or are you nervous that I’m right?

Yuu sinking deeper into the water: …. Well it’s not a no…

Rook: my…. What an unexpected evening this has become!

Vil: if we go to rough, tell us okay?

Yuu: mhm

What would you do if two of the most pretty blondes you’ve ever met were on you, making your body tingle, having you moan as loudly as a you can, cupping your face and boobs at the same time, inside you at the same time, making sure you taste them, and shower you with kisses. I’ll tell you what yuu did, enjoyed it like it was a birthday present, like it was Valentine’s Day with all of this going on. And for once in a long time, they actually thought to themselves…. “I love this body with everything I stand for.”

Vil wrapping a bathrobe around yuu: how do you feel now darling?

Yuu smiling like an idiot: good, I feel good

Vil: tho we do need to get rid of thoses hickeys, honey

Yuu: I’m okay with them, as long is from the people I love

Rook: ah~ the beauty of love making, such a great moment that wasn’t wasted at all! Roi du poison magnificent performance on our darling partner!

Vil: sigh, you really know how to make moments feel special huh?

Yuu: are you forgetting that he’s THE rook hunt?

Vil: hey don’t use my words against me!

Epel screaming from his room: NEXT TIME YA THREE HAVE SEX, KEEP IT THE F**K DOWN!!!

Vil Rook and yuu: ….

Yuu: you two forgot Epel was here?

Rook and Vil: we forgot Epel was here.

Yuu: of course.

(IM FINALLY DONE!!!! Holy hell yall have no idea how long it took me to come up and make the idea for this skit.)

[foxyaroace]

Dipping in the chocolate

Yuu thought it was a good idea to bring heartslabyul to their family cook out, you know, to try out and rate some dishes here and there. And when they left let’s just say… they love it over.

Yuu: awh look at riddle’s face, you looks like he tasted god’s meals.

Grim eating 5 plates: HA! He never tasted good food before?!

Cater: HA! Let me take a picture

Riddle whose face is covered in bbq sauce: ….

Yuu: so ya like it or what?

Riddle: like it? …I love it.

Ace: oh trust me. WE can tell!

Yuu: wait a minute… where the hell trey at.

Deuce: idk, I saw last on the gri-

Cater: isn’t that him over there surrounded by beautiful black women and looks like he’s having the time of his life?

Yuu and riddle: HUH.

They look over and see Trey chatting with a group of women who are 18-21, giggling and getting closer to him. He’s a blushing mess while also having some kiss marks here and there.

Deuce: oh my…!!!

Yuu: wow. Trey’s the last person i expected to be in that position.

Grim: and good for him!

Ace: CATER TAKE A PICTURE! TAKE A PICTURE!!!

Cater: IM TRYING IM TRYING!!!

Riddle: no actually… WHAT THE FU-

Trey: well that was… an interesting party today…

Cater: uh huh, you seem like you had a great time🥹

Trey: o-oh! I was just enjoying myself it’s all 😅

Yuu: Trey clover, are you dipping in the chocolate😏?

Trey: …😏

Riddle: TREY!?

Trey: i wouldn’t say dipping in the chocolate

Riddle: thank yo-

Trey: I would say… taking a little dive~

Cater and ace: AAAYYYYYEEEE!!!!

Riddle: I give up on you guys.

Deuce: sorry housewarden 😓

(Don’t save him yall, he right where he wanna be)

Trey and yuu:

[foxyaroace]

Lilia’s cooking and yuu

Malleus: you know, silver, I’ve noticed something.

Silver: what is it?

Malleus: no one has ever liked Lilia’s cooking, and any time someone has actually tried and eat it, they get sick or worse.

Silver: mhm.

Malleus: but when child of man tries it, they not only eat it but they enjoy it too. I wonder why.

Yuu: my dad.

Malleus: mh?

Yuu: when ever my mom was at work and both me and my dad were hungry, he just put together what we had and gave it to me.

Silver: I see, so what was the meal that did it?

Yuu: a raw chicken wings, quail eggs, and sardines.

Silver and malleus: …wha-

(Flashback)

Yuu’s dad: this is the best I can do kid, how does it taste?

8 yr old yuu: …I feel like I’m eating dog food.

Yuu’s dad: so do you love it or hate it?

8 yr old yuu: …can I get more please?

Yuu’s dad: coming right up!

Yuu: for some reason the chicken wings had a weird but delicious flavor to it back then. I can’t explain it tho.

Lilia popping out from the ceiling: so if I make you the same thing, will you eat it?

Yuu: yes.

Lilia: I love you more than I love my own children right now.

Malleus, silver and Sebek: huh?

(Okay two important things.)

(1, the vil x rook x yuu skit is almost done, just rewriting some stuff)

(2, overdose don’t miss me will return in August, why? Because that’s when school starts again and that’s when my will to live ends)



[foxyaroace]

Food poisoning!!

Solomon: I still can’t believe that you can’t handle my cooking but you can eat devildom’s food perfectly well.

Mc: you think I eat devildom’s food?! I rather make Barbatos rip my insides out then eat anything you or devildom has to serve!

Solomon: well damn! You could’ve just said the food is bad.

Mc’s twin brother: but are they wrong tho?

Barbatos: mmmhh, does it have to do with that one time you threw up and Luke’s Jack in the box?

Luke: oh boy….

Mc: …well-

(Flashback)

Simeon: Luke, have you seen Mc and their brother? I haven’t seen them in a while, and they said they were coming over.

Luke playing with his Jack in the box: no, maybe they-

Mc bursting the room ready to throw up: WHERE’S THE BATHROOM?!

Simeon: upstairs, is everything okay?!

Twin brother following behind: MY INSIDES WANT TO BECOME MY OUTSIDES!!!

Mc: GIMME THAT LUKE!!

Luke: my jack in the box!!!

Mc giving him 5 Grimms: BUY A NEW ONE!!!

Mc: sorry about that Luke. The bathroom was upstairs but my legs gave up on me…

Luke: it’s fine. Btw what happened to you two when you guys went back to the human realm?

Solomon: they had to get their stomachs pumped. How I know this? I went with them.

Luke: oh!

Barbatos: you guys are thoses “wacky hell tacos” didn’t you?

Mc and twin brother: yep.

Barbatos: ah. Makes sense now.

Twin brother: this is why we ask mom to make us lunch before we get here. Or we just order takeout.

Barbatos: honestly, it’s better then have acid leak out of your guys stomach.

(YALL DONT EAT RAW LEMON BLUEBERRY CRUMBLE POP TARTS! MATTER OF FACT, DONT EAT THEM AT ALL! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR STOMACHS!)

[foxyaroace]

Movie night with NRC staff!!

Crewel: Crowley, you’re a grown ass man wanting a movie night, you do realize that we have work tomorrow, right?

Crowley: Sam also wants a movie night! Why aren’t you guys getting on him?!

Trein: he’s 25, he’s basically a kid.

Sam: ima go ahead and take that as a compliment cause yall spoiled the hell outta me sometimes.

Trein: you’re welcome.

Vargas: idk about everyone else, but i actually down for a sleepover, be nice to relax after some work😁

Sam: but do we even have enough money to buy snacks and other stuff?

Crowley pulling out a thousand thaumarks: look, here’s the deal, you guys set up the movie, I’ll get the snacks-

Yuu coming out from crewel’s coat: WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU HAVE THAUMARKS TO BUY SNACKS AND WATCH MOVIES BUT YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH THAUMARKS TO PAY ME?! GIMME THAT!!!

Everyone minus crewel: …..

Crewel: oh yea, i forgot to tell you guys, yuu somehow can teleport every time they get in my coat.

Crowley: …my thaumarks…

(Meanwhile at ramshackle)

Grim: hey yuu! Ooohh, you finally have enough money for groceries???

Yuu: mhm, Nutella and tuna sandwich here we come!!!

Grim: WAHOO!!!! I still think you should work with Mr. S.

Yuu: yea i should ask him next week.

Basically something like this: (i couldn’t find a better example im sorry)

[zombluvrrr]

[foxyaroace]

Oh Kalim, I wish the fandom didn’t baby you all the time…

[utopiasship]

Pegging mammon

[foxyaroace]

THIS!

THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR!

AND THEY SAID SHAKESPEARE WAS DEAD!!

[foxyaroace]

Worse things has happen.

Mc: I think I had a stable high school life, wasn’t the best but it wasn’t the worse

Mc’s twin brother: yea right, remember how you made some guy named Kyle kill his mom?

Everyone: what…?!

Mammon: Mc! You did what?!

Mc: okay to be fair, i actually didn’t think he would do it! I thought he was joking, until we got the call from prison…..

(Flashback)

Twin brother: okay, bye-

Old friend: wait! Is Mc with you?

Twin brother: yea….

Old friend: there’s someone in here who wants to talk to them! Gimme a minute!

Mc: I’m sacred…

Kyle: uh, hey Mc…it’s me Kyle from the pizza arcade

Mc: uuhhh, hey what’s up?

Kyle: so, I thought it over and I killed my mom, so you wanna…go out together when they let me out in 10 years?

Mc: what the f- HELL NO I WAS JOKING!!!

Kyle: AWH CMON YOU PROMISED! YOU CANT DO THIS NOW! What does your brother think???

Twin brother: I’m thinking how the f**k are you getting out in 10 years, your sentence will be life in prison. Trust me, I did the research.

Kyle: WHAT?!

Mc: hang up! Hang up!

Kyle: YOU SAID YOULL BE ALL MINE! ALL M-

Twin brother: okay bye!!!

Mc: and it was so random too! I didn’t think he would actually do it! I thought he knew I was joking!

Lucifer: Mc. What the f**k.

Mc: I’m sorry! If I knew he would actually go through with it, i wouldn’t had made that joke!

Satan: and here i thought asmo has his was of making people kill for him.

Asmo: I would never!…. Maybe…

Beel: the guy is still in prison, right?

Twin brother: oh yea, I was right, life in prison, cause not only he killed his mother, but he burned the house down too.

Belphie and Mammon: damn.

Belphie: even i wouldn’t do that…

Leviathan: wait a minute, what was your guys other friend in prison for?

Mc and twin brother: …..

[foxyaroace]

Princess treatment

This skit will include:

Leomalleyuu

Nsfw

Threesome

Kinks (not extreme ones)

Yuu is someone who doesn’t mind getting spoiled by a lover, but the thing is if they do it to win Yuu over, they would drop them. So when it comes to malleus and Leona, they do expect much but just some light gifts.

Boy were they wrong.

It was a Friday afternoon, yuu was in malleus’s dorm with Leona usually tired, but for some reason, Leona was trying to get Yuu to change for some new clothes malleus and Leona brought.

Yuu: but what if it I don’t like it?

Leona: I’ll buy you something new then, I promise.

Yuu: Mmhh, alright then.

Malleus: oh, so that’s what you two were doing while waiting for me

Leona who’s on top of yuu half naked body: …yes.

Yuu: hi tsunotaro!

Malleus: child of man, you know how much I hate seeing you anything but what we give you, would you like me to join in and help?

Yuu: mmmhh, only if Leona-

Leona: yes.

Malleus: yuu, have you ever heard the term “getting Eiffel Towered”?

Yuu: wait…WAIT! I still wanna walk after this!!!

Leona: that’s okay, I can carry you~

Yuu: ….i hate you both.

(TW: nsfw is coming)

Yuu won’t admit it, but getting railed by both of them felt amazing, it was a dream and kink of theirs to rail by 2 dudes t the same time and try not to scream. Malleus cold hands on their body, while Leona sucks their nipples like he’s getting breast feed. It was a night to remember, truly one to make ones legs weak if both are inside you.

What more can a person ask for?

Leona: you wanna take break?

Yuu: just….give me a minute…my stomach feels like waffle batter

Malleus: in a good way, right? Don’t lie…

Yuu: i didn’t hate it…..

Leona: ha, I knew I picked right when i chose you

Malleus: I think we both did kingscholar, even tho I’m not used to sharing, I like it like this~

Yuu: at least say that when I get my walking abilities back.

Leona and malleus: ☺️😏

(Sorry this took so long to make, I’m enjoying my summer break since 10th grade was fucking HELL)

(Also i understand this is not what some of you expected, but trust me I’ll try better next time)

(Next one will be vil and rook as promised!)

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[foxyaroace]

Which ever duo wins gets to be in a poly relationship with yuu. (And you will all get a nsfw skit which ever one wins) GO!

Malleus and Idia

Leona and malleus

Jamil and Kalim

Riddle and azul

Vil and rook

Rook and Leona

Vil and Leona

Cater and Trey

Silver and Idia

Azul and Idia

I’m only here for the freakiness 😛

Looking at results

Voting ended onJun 11

Edit: damn i should’ve added azul and Jamil.

[foxyaroace]

Oh…I did not have a plan if two of them won….

Okay okay, as promised, I’ll make a skit soon

But since two of the votes won, I’ll make one for each.

Yall some freaky people. ALL OF YALL!

[foxyaroace]

favorite word?

….any words i found on the internet.

[foxyaroace]

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

Yuu: ugh….oh shit….are we in sacrbia?

Kalim: good morning yuu! And yes, that’s because it was your idea to throw deuce’s birthday party here! 😁

Jamil holding a sleeping grim: and surprisingly, no one died.

Kalim: Jamil.

Jamil: what? Am I wrong?

Cater: speaking of which. Where is deuce?

Epel: i can’t find ace either….

Trey: they’re probably still sleeping.

Kalim: oh! I think I remember which rooms they’re in!

Yuu: I’ll come with you, I got a few words to say to ace for eating the last curry ☺️💢

Riddle: r.i.p ace. 🙂

(In deuce’s room)

Kalim: awh he’s asleep ☺️

Yuu: ….wanna scream at him to wake up?

Kalim: yes.

Yuu and Kalim: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!!!!

Deuce: GAH?! What was that for?!

Kalim: oh nothing, just-

Ace: the fuck man….people are trying to-

Yuu and Kalim: …..no way.

Ace and deuce realizing they were cuddling with each other: …..

Epel: and yall didn’t believe me when I said they were dating 😏

Cater: WHAT?! THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!! TAKE A PICTURE!!!!

Trey: hahaha, I knew you two were close. But not THIS close 😁

Riddle: please don’t tell me you two were doing anything inappropriate.

Ace: I hope not….

Cater holding up a picture of deuce and ace making out while yuu throws grim at Jamil in the background: this picture says otherwise 😏

Deuce and Ace: ….fuck.

Jack: oh so that’s why Jamil is holding grim.

Yuu: 😁

Jamil still holding grim: you’re lucky he’s actually comfortable to hold😒

Epel: HA! I TOLD YALL THEY WERE A THING!

Cater showing a picture of Epel kissing jack’s hand like a princess: you’re not safe either buddy.

Epel: damn it.

(Happy late birthday deuce)

(I know his birthday wasn’t on a Friday this year, but when else am I gonna get a chance like this)

Skit inspired by this video:

[foxyaroace]

Which ever duo wins gets to be in a poly relationship with yuu. (And you will all get a nsfw skit which ever one wins) GO!

Malleus and Idia

Leona and malleus

Jamil and Kalim

Riddle and azul

Vil and rook

Rook and Leona

Vil and Leona

Cater and Trey

Silver and Idia

Azul and Idia

I’m only here for the freakiness 😛

Looking at results

Voting ended onJun 11

Edit: damn i should’ve added azul and Jamil.