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Macklemore if he was a geologist be like: walk into the club like what up i got a shiny rock

Giving my hair a twirl and lightly nibbling the phone cord as I talk to the court marshal who’s trying to get a year’s worth of unpaid parking tickets out of me

First time eating mud butt? Don’t worry it gets easier the further you go.

This is by far the best song to come from those Millennial Folk Musician spaces. God damn is it beautiful.

#truly sexy af #beirut #music #indie music #SoundCloud

contemptible-scoundrel

guy from a world where 9/11 didn't happen, finding out about 9/11: you have got to be fucking me sexually!*

*TN: due to linguistic shift from divergent events, in his world, "you have got to be fucking me sexually" is a common exclamation of disbelief, similar to "you have got to be kidding me

A week is only 5 days to me because the grind never ends

Scary Movie 6: The Median Voter Movie

Being asked which pride flag are you while being shown 12 different images of mutilated corpses

I hate when I get tiny cuts like this on my hands

contemptible-scoundrel

time's up asshole. you're the unattended baby and I am the hot car

I was okay with the divorce until she came after the wet specimen

#divorce struggles

Oh yeah? Well, I saw ya mum suckin’ ya dog’s dick last night.

minfofjsonofficial

When she asks for bkfast

Hey *coughs a tonsil stone into your face* wanna play fnaf in real life *coughs up another* I have a flashlight and a bunk bed we can use as the office *coughs up another for good measure*

Asking AI to generate a video of my friend waltzing out of the hospital with a smile on his cute face to stop the tears

Guy who speedruns tumblr achievements

This is the sumnation of right wing culture and belief in one tweet

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