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@fragmented-knowledge
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*they receive a text from an unknown number*
???: hiiii!! i have FINALLY got a phone! so, if i have sent this to the CORRECT number and this is, in fact, GingerBrave i’m talking to, then you can go on and save this number as Blueberry Yogurt Cookie :)
BMC:Oh, no, this isn't Gingerbrave. I know him, though! I could tell him that you're contacting him if you'd like. In any case, it's nice to meet you, Blueberry Yogurt Cookie! I'm Blueberry Milk Cookie.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
WC:...wait, forreal??
BMC:Yes, forreal :)
WC:I mean...theres also papyrus, and I think there would also have to be an entire, like. legal thing for that to happen
WC:like a court thing n stuff
WC:but. youre absolutely sure???
[I mean. BLUEBERRY MILK could ALSO co-parent. so.]
BMC:Yeah, the legal stuff doesn't bother me that much. I'd also be willing to co-parent if Papyrus is fine with it. Just as long as it isn't that Shadow Milk.
WC:...
WC:..you hardly even know me, though. are you positive??
WC:im not against it, im just. checking.again
BMC:I'm positive. I've met you a few times, and you seem like a good kid—kid as in someone younger than me, not as in a literal child. Besides, my life has BEEN crazy. I've been through a lot. I've done a lot of terrible things that I don't remember doing, yet feel remorseful all the same. I've fallen from grace, lost my memories from hitting the ground too hard, and am climbing my way back up. I'm sure I'll be able to handle whatever parenting a god may throw at me.
WC:i
WC:...
WC:okay.
WC:im..alot more fine with this than I thought id be actually
BMC:In that case, I look forward to being your. Father? Mother? Mather? "Parent" seems too formal. Eh, I'll work out the details later.
WC:LOLLL
WC:I can just call you blueberry milk, still? if thats ok?
WC:I mean. its your name,,
BMC:Of course you can! That's totally fine with me.
WC:alright! coolcoolcool
WC:thats good,yeahh
BMC:Splendid! Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
WC:...wait, forreal??
BMC:Yes, forreal :)
WC:I mean...theres also papyrus, and I think there would also have to be an entire, like. legal thing for that to happen
WC:like a court thing n stuff
WC:but. youre absolutely sure???
[I mean. BLUEBERRY MILK could ALSO co-parent. so.]
BMC:Yeah, the legal stuff doesn't bother me that much. I'd also be willing to co-parent if Papyrus is fine with it. Just as long as it isn't that Shadow Milk.
WC:...
WC:..you hardly even know me, though. are you positive??
WC:im not against it, im just. checking.again
BMC:I'm positive. I've met you a few times, and you seem like a good kid—kid as in someone younger than me, not as in a literal child. Besides, my life has BEEN crazy. I've been through a lot. I've done a lot of terrible things that I don't remember doing, yet feel remorseful all the same. I've fallen from grace, lost my memories from hitting the ground too hard, and am climbing my way back up. I'm sure I'll be able to handle whatever parenting a god may throw at me.
WC:i
WC:...
WC:okay.
WC:im..alot more fine with this than I thought id be actually
BMC:In that case, I look forward to being your. Father? Mother? Mather? "Parent" seems too formal. Eh, I'll work out the details later.
WC:LOLLL
WC:I can just call you blueberry milk, still? if thats ok?
WC:I mean. its your name,,
BMC:Of course you can! That's totally fine with me.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
WC:...wait, forreal??
BMC:Yes, forreal :)
WC:I mean...theres also papyrus, and I think there would also have to be an entire, like. legal thing for that to happen
WC:like a court thing n stuff
WC:but. youre absolutely sure???
[I mean. BLUEBERRY MILK could ALSO co-parent. so.]
BMC:Yeah, the legal stuff doesn't bother me that much. I'd also be willing to co-parent if Papyrus is fine with it. Just as long as it isn't that Shadow Milk.
WC:...
WC:..you hardly even know me, though. are you positive??
WC:im not against it, im just. checking.again
BMC:I'm positive. I've met you a few times, and you seem like a good kid—kid as in someone younger than me, not as in a literal child. Besides, my life has BEEN crazy. I've been through a lot. I've done a lot of terrible things that I don't remember doing, yet feel remorseful all the same. I've fallen from grace, lost my memories from hitting the ground too hard, and am climbing my way back up. I'm sure I'll be able to handle whatever parenting a god may throw at me.
WC:i
WC:...
WC:okay.
WC:im..alot more fine with this than I thought id be actually
BMC:In that case, I look forward to being your. Father? Mother? Mather? "Parent" seems too formal. Eh, I'll work out the details later.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
WC:...wait, forreal??
BMC:Yes, forreal :)
WC:I mean...theres also papyrus, and I think there would also have to be an entire, like. legal thing for that to happen
WC:like a court thing n stuff
WC:but. youre absolutely sure???
[I mean. BLUEBERRY MILK could ALSO co-parent. so.]
BMC:Yeah, the legal stuff doesn't bother me that much. I'd also be willing to co-parent if Papyrus is fine with it. Just as long as it isn't that Shadow Milk.
WC:...
WC:..you hardly even know me, though. are you positive??
WC:im not against it, im just. checking.again
BMC:I'm positive. I've met you a few times, and you seem like a good kid—kid as in someone younger than me, not as in a literal child. Besides, my life has BEEN crazy. I've been through a lot. I've done a lot of terrible things that I don't remember doing, yet feel remorseful all the same. I've fallen from grace, lost my memories from hitting the ground too hard, and am climbing my way back up. I'm sure I'll be able to handle whatever parenting a god may throw at me.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
WC:...wait, forreal??
BMC:Yes, forreal :)
WC:I mean...theres also papyrus, and I think there would also have to be an entire, like. legal thing for that to happen
WC:like a court thing n stuff
WC:but. youre absolutely sure???
[I mean. BLUEBERRY MILK could ALSO co-parent. so.]
BMC:Yeah, the legal stuff doesn't bother me that much. I'd also be willing to co-parent if Papyrus is fine with it. Just as long as it isn't that Shadow Milk.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
WC:...wait, forreal??
BMC:Yes, forreal :)
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
WC:yeahhh, wasnt. uh. gonna pick him.
WC:I mean...I dont know any other cookies besides still water, and I dont really want either to be my parents, so uh...
WC:..dont really..uhm..know what to do??? kinda??
WC:I mean, I could pick you, but I doubt youd wanna parent a GOD
BMC:Well, I'd be fine with parenting a god! After all, I'm TECHNICALLY a god myself. Just, not one on a multiversal level.
BMC:Not to mention, it'd be a funny thing to spite the Shadow Milk variant who wants to adopt you. Besides, as you mentioned earlier, you're an adult, thus you wouldn't need TONS of parenting. I'd be there for you regardless, but I also know that you have enough experience in order to make your own decisions. Of course, the choice is always yours. I'd be fine with any decision you make.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
WC:jesus
WC:...
WC:...actually I think it started because one guy hated my dad and decided to parent me, just to piss him off. but.
WC:its spiraling
WC:theres now like FOUR?? people?? I think?? trying to adopt me??
WC:wait hold on. theres my bio dad, that other bill, papyrus, and uhhhhh. I think a shadow milk is also trying, now.
BMC:Ahhhhhhh, that's a more valid reason. Makes it kind of funny tbh. Btw, do NOT go with the Shadow Milk if you do end up choosing. As a Shadow Milk Cookie variant myself, I can safely say that he's a terrible person and would most likely be a terrible father. Unless he's like me and ended up changing for the better.
BMC:Or!!! OR!!! You should pick none of them out of spite. Pick someone else altogether. Like a Nilly variant. He'd be a great parent, even towards an adult. He's patient, respectful, kind, understanding, just. Such a good person.
[WILHELM has received a text!]
BMC:JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON YOU IN A WHILE SORRY
BMC:Anyways, hi! How have you been?
@fragmented-knowledge
WC:HEY
WC:ive been. so confused as of late
WC:im. I. apparently several people are trying to adopt me?? even though im an adult man???
BMC:Oh. Oh crap
BMC:Yeah, a LOT has happened recently in my life too and I'm also very confused. It's hard to explain over text, BUT I'll update my blog later with the details if you want them.
BMC:Anyways, I think it's the trauma. They see a traumatized person and their protective/parental instincts kick in. Even though you are an adult and can handle a fair amount of things on your own. It kind of sounds annoying, maybe even sort of infantilizing? Patronizing? Like, everyone needs help sometimes, ESPECIALLY if that person has heavy trauma, but just because someone's traumatized, doesn't mean they can't handle things on their own.
[SWEET-MOSCATO receives a text from an unknown number.]
???:Hey Bella, it's me, Blueberry Milk Cookie. Just texting you so you can save my number!
(@fragmented-knowledge)
SM:uhgn yougots the wrongnumber
SM:sssorrrybabt thaty
SM:..bluebehryr sounds fmakilar tjkguh
BMC:OH FUCK SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND BELLADONNA COOKIE
SM:ITSOLAUAU LMAOOOANDHE
SM:itsolay brochaxho I dontmidm
SM:nothte first wrognnumber textill get andnevertainl y aint the lassttt
BMC:Still, I'm sorry for disturbing you. Also, apparently I was a war criminal in the past, so I'll apologize anyway.
SM:yoteina fuckin wot m8
SM:huh
SM:whatthefack
SM:huh
SM:sxcussmoi
BMC:Yeah. Had a whole alternate version of me message me and everything. Was PISSED that I atoned for everything that I did and am doing better than him. I think it's a jealousy thing.
SM:damnlmaoskshe
SM:soundslile thayguy suxkshuh
SM:soudkslike.smth a fuckigkg.nweirdass shadoemilk cookirewould do
BMC:Yeah, about that. Apparently, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie but got uncorrupted somehow? I mean, I can't remember it, but. Yeah.
[ten minutes go by. no response. before;]
SM:WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKEHWTSTHECUCK
SM:YORUEU A FUCKIN. WHAT
SM:HHHOOLYLSHYT
SM:I EMAB. GOKDN YOU FOR TURNJNGYOHR LIKE AROHNDBUT HOLYFUCK
SM:did NNOTWEXCPECT THAT HE L L O
BMC:??? Are you okay??? Also, thank you! I'm definitely enjoying life more than my other variants, it seems.
SM:imfjene jsudt.
SM:VERY surorisd
SM:liek
SM:godksamb
SM:woakssa
BMC:I mean, I can send you proof. Here!
[BLUEBERRY-MILK sends a picture of himself. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SHADOW MILK—]
SM:HOYLFUCKING WHIPLASH HELLO
[ALMOST ELIGIBLE WRITING??? HE SCARED THEM ALMOST SOBER!]
SM:W HAOAJ
SM:I NEED. TO. SOBERIP FOR THIS HOTLHSJT
BMC:SSORRY, NOT A GOOD IDEA ON MY PART
SM:ITSFINE ITSFINEITS FINESEEE
[at some point in their panic, they had sent a rather blurry photo of themself. they dont delete it, more focused on the elephant in the room]
SM:JSUY.WOW
SM:YOURE. YOUREDOING GOOD FORYOURSELF BROSKI HUH
BMC:Oh! Uh, thanks! I hope you're doing well, too. It's nice to meet you! Well, for me, this is my first time meeting you. Idk how many times I've met you.
SM:I. dontothink I have met you.
SM:nope. nuhhjf
SM:ithinkinforgot to jntroduce myself
SM:im. sweet msocato
BMC:Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sweet Moscato Cookie!
SM:yyyoutoo blueberyyy milkk
SM:you sillysonofabitch
SM:im mean thay endearingly you seemvery poliye
SM:sillyguy
SM:go mybscarab. be joyious withyour lllife
SM:/genuine
BMC:Oho, don't worry. I can and WILL be a little shit if I want to. All in good fun, of course! But yes, I do tend to try and be polite.
SM:ASYESHOKLD
SM:give. give anymore bitchy shadow milks you mett hell forme, willyou
SM:fuckin. hate them bitches
SM:yoruecool thoguj
BMC:Only met one so far, already blocked him. His sister's cool, though!
SM:SISETE???
BMC:Yeah, her name's Blueberry Cobbler Cookie! She's nice. Thought I was her brother at first, and I guess I kind of AM, just. Better.
SM:hu
SM:nevemret herr
BMC:Yeah, she's in a different dimension. Multiverse thing, y'know?
SM:im.plrobably gpnnanfrwak out abt thatlater but yk what yekllhea
BMC:Understandable tbh
[SWEET-MOSCATO receives a text from an unknown number.]
???:Hey Bella, it's me, Blueberry Milk Cookie. Just texting you so you can save my number!
(@fragmented-knowledge)
SM:uhgn yougots the wrongnumber
SM:sssorrrybabt thaty
SM:..bluebehryr sounds fmakilar tjkguh
BMC:OH FUCK SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND BELLADONNA COOKIE
SM:ITSOLAUAU LMAOOOANDHE
SM:itsolay brochaxho I dontmidm
SM:nothte first wrognnumber textill get andnevertainl y aint the lassttt
BMC:Still, I'm sorry for disturbing you. Also, apparently I was a war criminal in the past, so I'll apologize anyway.
SM:yoteina fuckin wot m8
SM:huh
SM:whatthefack
SM:huh
SM:sxcussmoi
BMC:Yeah. Had a whole alternate version of me message me and everything. Was PISSED that I atoned for everything that I did and am doing better than him. I think it's a jealousy thing.
SM:damnlmaoskshe
SM:soundslile thayguy suxkshuh
SM:soudkslike.smth a fuckigkg.nweirdass shadoemilk cookirewould do
BMC:Yeah, about that. Apparently, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie but got uncorrupted somehow? I mean, I can't remember it, but. Yeah.
[ten minutes go by. no response. before;]
SM:WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKEHWTSTHECUCK
SM:YORUEU A FUCKIN. WHAT
SM:HHHOOLYLSHYT
SM:I EMAB. GOKDN YOU FOR TURNJNGYOHR LIKE AROHNDBUT HOLYFUCK
SM:did NNOTWEXCPECT THAT HE L L O
BMC:??? Are you okay??? Also, thank you! I'm definitely enjoying life more than my other variants, it seems.
SM:imfjene jsudt.
SM:VERY surorisd
SM:liek
SM:godksamb
SM:woakssa
BMC:I mean, I can send you proof. Here!
[BLUEBERRY-MILK sends a picture of himself. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SHADOW MILK—]
SM:HOYLFUCKING WHIPLASH HELLO
[ALMOST ELIGIBLE WRITING??? HE SCARED THEM ALMOST SOBER!]
SM:W HAOAJ
SM:I NEED. TO. SOBERIP FOR THIS HOTLHSJT
BMC:SSORRY, NOT A GOOD IDEA ON MY PART
SM:ITSFINE ITSFINEITS FINESEEE
[at some point in their panic, they had sent a rather blurry photo of themself. they dont delete it, more focused on the elephant in the room]
SM:JSUY.WOW
SM:YOURE. YOUREDOING GOOD FORYOURSELF BROSKI HUH
BMC:Oh! Uh, thanks! I hope you're doing well, too. It's nice to meet you! Well, for me, this is my first time meeting you. Idk how many times I've met you.
SM:I. dontothink I have met you.
SM:nope. nuhhjf
SM:ithinkinforgot to jntroduce myself
SM:im. sweet msocato
BMC:Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sweet Moscato Cookie!
SM:yyyoutoo blueberyyy milkk
SM:you sillysonofabitch
SM:im mean thay endearingly you seemvery poliye
SM:sillyguy
SM:go mybscarab. be joyious withyour lllife
SM:/genuine
BMC:Oho, don't worry. I can and WILL be a little shit if I want to. All in good fun, of course! But yes, I do tend to try and be polite.
SM:ASYESHOKLD
SM:give. give anymore bitchy shadow milks you mett hell forme, willyou
SM:fuckin. hate them bitches
SM:yoruecool thoguj
BMC:Only met one so far, already blocked him. His sister's cool, though!
SM:SISETE???
BMC:Yeah, her name's Blueberry Cobbler Cookie! She's nice. Thought I was her brother at first, and I guess I kind of AM, just. Better.
SM:hu
SM:nevemret herr
BMC:Yeah, she's in a different dimension. Multiverse thing, y'know?
[SWEET-MOSCATO receives a text from an unknown number.]
???:Hey Bella, it's me, Blueberry Milk Cookie. Just texting you so you can save my number!
(@fragmented-knowledge)
SM:uhgn yougots the wrongnumber
SM:sssorrrybabt thaty
SM:..bluebehryr sounds fmakilar tjkguh
BMC:OH FUCK SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND BELLADONNA COOKIE
SM:ITSOLAUAU LMAOOOANDHE
SM:itsolay brochaxho I dontmidm
SM:nothte first wrognnumber textill get andnevertainl y aint the lassttt
BMC:Still, I'm sorry for disturbing you. Also, apparently I was a war criminal in the past, so I'll apologize anyway.
SM:yoteina fuckin wot m8
SM:huh
SM:whatthefack
SM:huh
SM:sxcussmoi
BMC:Yeah. Had a whole alternate version of me message me and everything. Was PISSED that I atoned for everything that I did and am doing better than him. I think it's a jealousy thing.
SM:damnlmaoskshe
SM:soundslile thayguy suxkshuh
SM:soudkslike.smth a fuckigkg.nweirdass shadoemilk cookirewould do
BMC:Yeah, about that. Apparently, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie but got uncorrupted somehow? I mean, I can't remember it, but. Yeah.
[ten minutes go by. no response. before;]
SM:WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKEHWTSTHECUCK
SM:YORUEU A FUCKIN. WHAT
SM:HHHOOLYLSHYT
SM:I EMAB. GOKDN YOU FOR TURNJNGYOHR LIKE AROHNDBUT HOLYFUCK
SM:did NNOTWEXCPECT THAT HE L L O
BMC:??? Are you okay??? Also, thank you! I'm definitely enjoying life more than my other variants, it seems.
SM:imfjene jsudt.
SM:VERY surorisd
SM:liek
SM:godksamb
SM:woakssa
BMC:I mean, I can send you proof. Here!
[BLUEBERRY-MILK sends a picture of himself. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SHADOW MILK—]
SM:HOYLFUCKING WHIPLASH HELLO
[ALMOST ELIGIBLE WRITING??? HE SCARED THEM ALMOST SOBER!]
SM:W HAOAJ
SM:I NEED. TO. SOBERIP FOR THIS HOTLHSJT
BMC:SSORRY, NOT A GOOD IDEA ON MY PART
SM:ITSFINE ITSFINEITS FINESEEE
[at some point in their panic, they had sent a rather blurry photo of themself. they dont delete it, more focused on the elephant in the room]
SM:JSUY.WOW
SM:YOURE. YOUREDOING GOOD FORYOURSELF BROSKI HUH
BMC:Oh! Uh, thanks! I hope you're doing well, too. It's nice to meet you! Well, for me, this is my first time meeting you. Idk how many times I've met you.
SM:I. dontothink I have met you.
SM:nope. nuhhjf
SM:ithinkinforgot to jntroduce myself
SM:im. sweet msocato
BMC:Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sweet Moscato Cookie!
SM:yyyoutoo blueberyyy milkk
SM:you sillysonofabitch
SM:im mean thay endearingly you seemvery poliye
SM:sillyguy
SM:go mybscarab. be joyious withyour lllife
SM:/genuine
BMC:Oho, don't worry. I can and WILL be a little shit if I want to. All in good fun, of course! But yes, I do tend to try and be polite.
SM:ASYESHOKLD
SM:give. give anymore bitchy shadow milks you mett hell forme, willyou
SM:fuckin. hate them bitches
SM:yoruecool thoguj
BMC:Only met one so far, already blocked him. His sister's cool, though!
SM:SISETE???
BMC:Yeah, her name's Blueberry Cobbler Cookie! She's nice. Thought I was her brother at first, and I guess I kind of AM, just. Better.
[SWEET-MOSCATO receives a text from an unknown number.]
???:Hey Bella, it's me, Blueberry Milk Cookie. Just texting you so you can save my number!
(@fragmented-knowledge)
SM:uhgn yougots the wrongnumber
SM:sssorrrybabt thaty
SM:..bluebehryr sounds fmakilar tjkguh
BMC:OH FUCK SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND BELLADONNA COOKIE
SM:ITSOLAUAU LMAOOOANDHE
SM:itsolay brochaxho I dontmidm
SM:nothte first wrognnumber textill get andnevertainl y aint the lassttt
BMC:Still, I'm sorry for disturbing you. Also, apparently I was a war criminal in the past, so I'll apologize anyway.
SM:yoteina fuckin wot m8
SM:huh
SM:whatthefack
SM:huh
SM:sxcussmoi
BMC:Yeah. Had a whole alternate version of me message me and everything. Was PISSED that I atoned for everything that I did and am doing better than him. I think it's a jealousy thing.
SM:damnlmaoskshe
SM:soundslile thayguy suxkshuh
SM:soudkslike.smth a fuckigkg.nweirdass shadoemilk cookirewould do
BMC:Yeah, about that. Apparently, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie but got uncorrupted somehow? I mean, I can't remember it, but. Yeah.
[ten minutes go by. no response. before;]
SM:WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKEHWTSTHECUCK
SM:YORUEU A FUCKIN. WHAT
SM:HHHOOLYLSHYT
SM:I EMAB. GOKDN YOU FOR TURNJNGYOHR LIKE AROHNDBUT HOLYFUCK
SM:did NNOTWEXCPECT THAT HE L L O
BMC:??? Are you okay??? Also, thank you! I'm definitely enjoying life more than my other variants, it seems.
SM:imfjene jsudt.
SM:VERY surorisd
SM:liek
SM:godksamb
SM:woakssa
BMC:I mean, I can send you proof. Here!
[BLUEBERRY-MILK sends a picture of himself. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SHADOW MILK—]
SM:HOYLFUCKING WHIPLASH HELLO
[ALMOST ELIGIBLE WRITING??? HE SCARED THEM ALMOST SOBER!]
SM:W HAOAJ
SM:I NEED. TO. SOBERIP FOR THIS HOTLHSJT
BMC:SSORRY, NOT A GOOD IDEA ON MY PART
SM:ITSFINE ITSFINEITS FINESEEE
[at some point in their panic, they had sent a rather blurry photo of themself. they dont delete it, more focused on the elephant in the room]
SM:JSUY.WOW
SM:YOURE. YOUREDOING GOOD FORYOURSELF BROSKI HUH
BMC:Oh! Uh, thanks! I hope you're doing well, too. It's nice to meet you! Well, for me, this is my first time meeting you. Idk how many times I've met you.
SM:I. dontothink I have met you.
SM:nope. nuhhjf
SM:ithinkinforgot to jntroduce myself
SM:im. sweet msocato
BMC:Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sweet Moscato Cookie!
SM:yyyoutoo blueberyyy milkk
SM:you sillysonofabitch
SM:im mean thay endearingly you seemvery poliye
SM:sillyguy
SM:go mybscarab. be joyious withyour lllife
SM:/genuine
BMC:Oho, don't worry. I can and WILL be a little shit if I want to. All in good fun, of course! But yes, I do tend to try and be polite.
SM:ASYESHOKLD
SM:give. give anymore bitchy shadow milks you mett hell forme, willyou
SM:fuckin. hate them bitches
SM:yoruecool thoguj
BMC:Only met one so far, already blocked him. His sister's cool, though!
[SWEET-MOSCATO receives a text from an unknown number.]
???:Hey Bella, it's me, Blueberry Milk Cookie. Just texting you so you can save my number!
(@fragmented-knowledge)
SM:uhgn yougots the wrongnumber
SM:sssorrrybabt thaty
SM:..bluebehryr sounds fmakilar tjkguh
BMC:OH FUCK SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND BELLADONNA COOKIE
SM:ITSOLAUAU LMAOOOANDHE
SM:itsolay brochaxho I dontmidm
SM:nothte first wrognnumber textill get andnevertainl y aint the lassttt
BMC:Still, I'm sorry for disturbing you. Also, apparently I was a war criminal in the past, so I'll apologize anyway.
SM:yoteina fuckin wot m8
SM:huh
SM:whatthefack
SM:huh
SM:sxcussmoi
BMC:Yeah. Had a whole alternate version of me message me and everything. Was PISSED that I atoned for everything that I did and am doing better than him. I think it's a jealousy thing.
SM:damnlmaoskshe
SM:soundslile thayguy suxkshuh
SM:soudkslike.smth a fuckigkg.nweirdass shadoemilk cookirewould do
BMC:Yeah, about that. Apparently, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie but got uncorrupted somehow? I mean, I can't remember it, but. Yeah.
[ten minutes go by. no response. before;]
SM:WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKEHWTSTHECUCK
SM:YORUEU A FUCKIN. WHAT
SM:HHHOOLYLSHYT
SM:I EMAB. GOKDN YOU FOR TURNJNGYOHR LIKE AROHNDBUT HOLYFUCK
SM:did NNOTWEXCPECT THAT HE L L O
BMC:??? Are you okay??? Also, thank you! I'm definitely enjoying life more than my other variants, it seems.
SM:imfjene jsudt.
SM:VERY surorisd
SM:liek
SM:godksamb
SM:woakssa
BMC:I mean, I can send you proof. Here!
[BLUEBERRY-MILK sends a picture of himself. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SHADOW MILK—]
SM:HOYLFUCKING WHIPLASH HELLO
[ALMOST ELIGIBLE WRITING??? HE SCARED THEM ALMOST SOBER!]
SM:W HAOAJ
SM:I NEED. TO. SOBERIP FOR THIS HOTLHSJT
BMC:SSORRY, NOT A GOOD IDEA ON MY PART
SM:ITSFINE ITSFINEITS FINESEEE
[at some point in their panic, they had sent a rather blurry photo of themself. they dont delete it, more focused on the elephant in the room]
SM:JSUY.WOW
SM:YOURE. YOUREDOING GOOD FORYOURSELF BROSKI HUH
BMC:Oh! Uh, thanks! I hope you're doing well, too. It's nice to meet you! Well, for me, this is my first time meeting you. Idk how many times I've met you.
SM:I. dontothink I have met you.
SM:nope. nuhhjf
SM:ithinkinforgot to jntroduce myself
SM:im. sweet msocato
BMC:Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sweet Moscato Cookie!
SM:yyyoutoo blueberyyy milkk
SM:you sillysonofabitch
SM:im mean thay endearingly you seemvery poliye
SM:sillyguy
SM:go mybscarab. be joyious withyour lllife
SM:/genuine
BMC:Oho, don't worry. I can and WILL be a little shit if I want to. All in good fun, of course! But yes, I do tend to try and be polite.
[SWEET-MOSCATO receives a text from an unknown number.]
???:Hey Bella, it's me, Blueberry Milk Cookie. Just texting you so you can save my number!
(@fragmented-knowledge)
SM:uhgn yougots the wrongnumber
SM:sssorrrybabt thaty
SM:..bluebehryr sounds fmakilar tjkguh
BMC:OH FUCK SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND BELLADONNA COOKIE
SM:ITSOLAUAU LMAOOOANDHE
SM:itsolay brochaxho I dontmidm
SM:nothte first wrognnumber textill get andnevertainl y aint the lassttt
BMC:Still, I'm sorry for disturbing you. Also, apparently I was a war criminal in the past, so I'll apologize anyway.
SM:yoteina fuckin wot m8
SM:huh
SM:whatthefack
SM:huh
SM:sxcussmoi
BMC:Yeah. Had a whole alternate version of me message me and everything. Was PISSED that I atoned for everything that I did and am doing better than him. I think it's a jealousy thing.
SM:damnlmaoskshe
SM:soundslile thayguy suxkshuh
SM:soudkslike.smth a fuckigkg.nweirdass shadoemilk cookirewould do
BMC:Yeah, about that. Apparently, I'm Shadow Milk Cookie but got uncorrupted somehow? I mean, I can't remember it, but. Yeah.
[ten minutes go by. no response. before;]
SM:WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKEHWTSTHECUCK
SM:YORUEU A FUCKIN. WHAT
SM:HHHOOLYLSHYT
SM:I EMAB. GOKDN YOU FOR TURNJNGYOHR LIKE AROHNDBUT HOLYFUCK
SM:did NNOTWEXCPECT THAT HE L L O
BMC:??? Are you okay??? Also, thank you! I'm definitely enjoying life more than my other variants, it seems.
SM:imfjene jsudt.
SM:VERY surorisd
SM:liek
SM:godksamb
SM:woakssa
BMC:I mean, I can send you proof. Here!
[BLUEBERRY-MILK sends a picture of himself. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SHADOW MILK—]
SM:HOYLFUCKING WHIPLASH HELLO
[ALMOST ELIGIBLE WRITING??? HE SCARED THEM ALMOST SOBER!]
SM:W HAOAJ
SM:I NEED. TO. SOBERIP FOR THIS HOTLHSJT
BMC:SSORRY, NOT A GOOD IDEA ON MY PART
SM:ITSFINE ITSFINEITS FINESEEE
[at some point in their panic, they had sent a rather blurry photo of themself. they dont delete it, more focused on the elephant in the room]
SM:JSUY.WOW
SM:YOURE. YOUREDOING GOOD FORYOURSELF BROSKI HUH
BMC:Oh! Uh, thanks! I hope you're doing well, too. It's nice to meet you! Well, for me, this is my first time meeting you. Idk how many times I've met you.
SM:I. dontothink I have met you.
SM:nope. nuhhjf
SM:ithinkinforgot to jntroduce myself
SM:im. sweet msocato
BMC:Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sweet Moscato Cookie!