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@fraktheground
Get me off this planet.
Me: I really hate men.
Boyfriend: umm, but...
Me: you've been grandfathered in from a time when I hated men a little less.
If you choose to ignore my texts (because I know that's what you're doing) I will aggressively message you until you respond or block me from life.
y’all need to know what happened in the spanish masterchef last night
okay so we’ve got sweet little laura here
laura is 8 years old. even though she’d been constantly ignored and undervalued by some of the other contestants because of her age, she was definitely one of the best. everyone thought she’d definitely get to the final.
last night was the semifinal.
she wasn’t doing too badly until the last test, which was so hard that it had only ever been done in the grown-up masterchef. the contestants had to follow the instructions of a professional chef who cooked at the same time they did. it was not a test in which you could afford to waste time or get distracted.
and laura, poor, sweet, tiny laurita, whose pots and pans were almost as big as she was, got burnt.
she tried so, so hard to carry on with the test. she knew that having the burn treated would take up too much valuable time, so she kept cooking. but she couldn’t. the burn was bad, she was fighting back tears, and even the judges were starting to get worried. she had to go.
at this point, spain began to cry.
everyone thought it was game over for her. she’d be too far behind when she came back. there was no way she’d be able to make up for lost time.
BUT THEN
SWEET CINNAMON ROLL LUKAS SWOOPED IN AND COOKED IN HER PLACE AND TOOK CARE OF HER DISH AND INGREDIENTS WHILE HE WAS COOKING HIS OWN THING
THIS WAS THE SEMIFINAL AND HE WAS PUTTING HIS PLACE IN THE FINAL AT RISK SO HE COULD HELP HIS FRIEND
HERE YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE JUDGES AND THE CHEF ASKING THEMSELVES IF THIS IS REAL LIFE
SPAIN WAS BAWLING
and then laurita came back with a heavily bandaged hand. she tried to continue, but it was too much for her since she was basically cooking with one hand.
AND LUKAS KEPT HELPING HER
in the end, laura had to leave for good. she just couldn’t cook. she tried, though, and she was asked if she wanted to leave twice before she said yes.
and so our princess left.
thankfully, at least something good happened. lukas made it to the final, and most of spain is rooting for him.
these kids are angels, guys, and i’m crying. i’m crying so much.
this is really heartwarming
Remember that time I got pinkeye and had to throw away all my eye makeup? 😑😞😫😫😫 Children are terrible creatures.
1.5 beers is my good person limit. After that I am terrible human and should not be allowed interaction.
There's not enough alcohol in the world to this week.
When your boyfriend decides feeding the dog at 1am is a good idea and you spend the rest of the night plotting his death and don't get any sleep. 😐😠
I often wonder just how fragile the male ego actually is. I'm really glad I'm entering a degree program where I'll have an opportunity to research this topic.
Just corrected my 8 month pregnant sister on some super shady racist Facebook post because I am an asshole and have no limits on calling people out.
Some little recycled planters for the seedlings and garden <3 Some propagating too!
Life is pretty annoying when EVERYTHING makes you cry.
Fox laughs whenever guy laughs (unmute).
This is the only thing that matters in this world.
The number of women in my family who have been diagnosed with breast cancer is terrifying and I'm now considering the Angelina Jolie route.
Sure wish there were replies so I could ask for concealer recommendations. OH WELL. THANKS, TUMBLR.
I'm just here to announce I've officially lost all my chill when it comes to issues of sexism, racism, and other bigotry. If you say something rude or hateful I will call you out.
Most dogs are anxious about being touched because they've been abused in the past. Mine is anxious about touch because I try to hold her like a baby and force my love on her too often.