I want her to offer me bagel bites

I want to go to Francine Smith's father in law's funeral. I want her to approach me with a kind voice while she is wearing a black funeral dress, black funeral shoes, fancy gold necklace (for respect), bending over slightly as she offers bagel bites to me on a round tray. I'll consume 1-2, to be polite, but in reality, I want to eat much more than that.

[opalinesoul]

Need this!!!!

[sastreon]

…meow?

[445ties]

i wish i was lee

[patheticdogdyke]

its hard to get into angel/demon stuff bc i cant accept a reality where christianity or ontological good/evil is real

[amazonclimber]

4th Edition D&D used angels as a species of divine messenger that all Gods, even evil ones, could use. Devils, on the other hand, were rebel angels cursed when they slew their God. At no point does ontological good or evil enter into it.

Remember, you don’t have to play chess with the chess set. You can throw pieces at each other and scribble all over the board if you want to.

[francines-bagel-bites]

And make the chess pieces fuck each other. Smack the queens together. *Clack clack clack*

[dumbdoegirl]

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

[14fucks]

i wanna smoke weed and get gropey with someone

[dyke-that-hates-the-raven-queen]

I wanna smoke weed and get groped by someone

[seraphimwoofz]

fucking someone while we’re both high that’s it send post

[snuggle-buggy]

dammit i smoked rhe weed that makes me a faggot,,,,,

[concerningkitsune]

Hey guys I've been slacking off so have this (WIP images under the cut!)

[concerningkitsune]

You guys really seemed to like my previous penis post sooooo

Here you guys go- cum and oil variants!

[milfmeup]

touching grass is not enough, i need to be touched too

[mika-0730]

two girls with collars on linked together making out

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

*usually

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[copperisbald]

tumblr ask reupload ended up not liking something

[dxshviez]

“I’ll teach you everything.”

[m0nacrose]

Go my slop