SAY THE LINE, JILL

Worst gacha takes on this side of the world/This tumblr account is officially fact-checked by real Rossartist globalists/Ksenia's strongest soldier/ADHD has given me the weirdest hyperfixations

[francois1030]

I got a whole 400 upvotes on reddit for this the pinnacle of my career

[godza]

i feel like hashtag queer culture is so focused in being trangressive that theres no longer any shared community. yeah youre calling yourself a boydyke girlfag but do you help your neighbors? are you nice to women? its become some sort of shock factor of look how cool and edgy i am!! when all you are is a white bisexual from socal that does not engage with your community

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[icarianarts]

My pet peeve sometimes with “Modern AU” design exercise stuff for characters in a specific period or fantasy setting is like how so often folks don’t just fully take the time to sit and think about how a character genuinely would dress themself in the modern age, not all of them are going to dress like pinterest fuckboy inspo boards…

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

stole it from here

[hollowboobtheory]

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

[birdwatcher-butch]

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

[godza]

just met enjou for the first time. uh oh

[godza]

By the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays on the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, Rei Ryugazaki. The gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words on the temporal winds- They tell us you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper. USURPER.

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[ontologicallyevilvictim]

I too enjoy hurting and abusing characters in fiction very much but could we not have thought of a word that sounds slightly less stupid than Whump about it.

[godza]

view ibara. i try not to post spoilers for this manga but just know im screaming every time a chapter comes out. this arc has been kind of tedious but thats because shit keeps happening like oh my god how are any of these people alive like theyve gotten their shit rocked fifteen times. i hope tanpopo like adopts ibara bc what else is she gonna do. she was annoying at first but now shes my darling ten year old daughter who speaks like shakesperean yoda. ow headache but a fic i love just updated

[bayesic-bitch]

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

[francois1030]

It's crazy how the hundreds of T-dolls still get effortlessly outclassed by the one human

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

Art by Gambargin