Tinder Chronicles (561)

22 years old, Actual Tinder conversations, Nutella makes it 2ez (Thank you "Tinderella Chronicles" you are truly a Legend and a God walking among mortal men )

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#1 rule for male tinder success: Be Handsome. #2 rule Be Funny. #3 rule Be Handsome.

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Fishing Skills = Sex

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I hate it when that happens!

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I've been craving some fresh tuna!

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Never give up. Never surrender.

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Wasn't. Even. Trying.

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She would lick it herself?? Hawt..

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Neeewwww Reccoooooooord!!!!

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Who the fuck is Jennette McCumdy?

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Well that escalated quickly..

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I fed her my grapes anyways..

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You need me to spell it out for ya???

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She did not return the favor...

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Took you long enough!

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The kids got gaammmeee

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Getting there...

TIME TO CLOSE!

Moscato + Nutella = sexxxy tiimmeeee.. 2ez

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