#catfishing

[kropotkindersurprise]

its going to be so funny when all the horny divorced right-wing boomers get catfished by AI and lose their lifesavings. They basically have zero natural defenses. It's going to be a chud bloodbath in a year or two. [tweet]

[londonandrewsandme]

LONDON ANDREWS : CAREER TIMELINE Updated for 2026

By Andy Acolyte

INTRO :

Hello, I’ve updated this timeline of London's career with a few minor additions or alterations, this gives a very basic outline to London and her life and career.

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Early Years : Born in New York State, USA, 1984. I don’t want to go into details, but she had a difficult and neglected childhood due alcoholism in the family. Repeatedly having to move from house to trailer park and back in a destabilising cycle. She found solace in art, reading and being creative. In her later teens she reacted to this self-destructively, as a way of expressing her pain….as a lot of smart kids do !

2005 & 2006 : A young college girl named Jessica is studying to become a teacher. She is artistic, with interests in painting and photography. She is asked to model in college. Then other photographers ask her to model and she starts to be paid to do it. This helps pay for college and is certainly better than working in a fast food outlet...which is what she was doing at this time. Following advice, rather than using her own name, she needs a pseudonym, a stage name for herself. London Andrews is born.

2007 : She becomes a professional model. London Andrews goes from being a pseudonym to a persona. Jessica becomes London Andrews, on the road as an itinerant glamour model making her living travelling around the States, from one photographer to another. A ‘gypsy model’. Half of this time is spent living and sleeping in her car ; hardly glamorous but an exciting adventure. And sadly all this had been partly been driven by family disputes over her modelling. Even though it had only been part time to help pay for college. Around this time she also did what she regards as her hard core porn work, rather than glamour modelling, nude and erotic photography, working for Scoreland making porn videos etc. She came to regret this work later, but has now made peace with herself over this.

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2008 : London's career is going well and she's based in Cleveland, Ohio. She travelled the U.S.A. on modelling assignments with her friend and fellow model, Matthew, fulfilling an ambition to travel the route of Kerouac’s novel, ‘On The Road’.

2009 : She moved to Austin, Texas, to be with a long-term boyfriend. They had a loving, open relationship. Meaning that they were free to be with others while they were apart from each other. As she was travelling all over the States because of her success as a glamour and nude model. Challenging the then monopoly of ‘zero’ size models of that time and becoming a pioneer of plus size modelling.

2010 – London spent a lot of time travelling and modelling with her friend Tracy The Tiger, doing everything from glamour to fetish work. London become a vegetarian. This is very important to her and animal rights and welfare will become something close to her heart.

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2011 – She breaks up with her long-term boyfriend and moves back to Rochester in New York State. But, sadly her family fail to support her in this time of need. Despite this she was working hard to maintain her success as a model.

2012 & 2013 – London has a very bad time ! She got into an abusive relationship which was very destructive to her personally and her career. At this time she was a part-time model, part-time dog groomer, full-time victim! The toxic relationship also released a lot of past traumas. During her modelling career, she had been, used: abused : attacked : even raped ! The depth of this only came out with the ‘Me Too’ movement in 2017. She even contemplated her ending modelling and working as a dog groomer full time. Everything went wrong for her and she was hurt very, very badly. The damaging effects of the toxic relationship, coupled with P.T.S.D. from the incidents of abuse she suffered as a model and abuse from the time before she was even modelling, coupled with the after effects of substance abuse and other things she had done to herself, put her in a very dark, depressive place.

2014 – She begins the long and difficult process of rebuilding herself, as well as rebuilding her career as a model. It is a constant struggle to overcome the psychological and emotional damage she had suffered. She has paid a price for the pleasure she has brought to us, please always bear this mind. She also becomes a strong advocate for the body positive movement.

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2015 – London launches her Patreon page, creating the wonderful glamour and erotica material she has become famous and loved for. She begins travelling again and earning money for her self-shot work as well as working with other photographers. But, due to the effects of her traumas, she limited who she worked with to those she could trust. Her travels also help to do volunteer work for charities.

2016 – London's hard work starts to pay off. Her Patreon site allows her to travel around the globe to do her self-shot work. She is no longer as reliant on the 'industry' and her own work allowed a level of independence she could only dream of years ago. The success of her hard work allows her to both travel more and put down roots. She is in a position to buy a house for herself in Rochester, NY.

2017 – She is producing monthly updates of photo albums, nude dance videos and erotica. She had done animal welfare voluntary work in the past. Now she travels around the world to do volunteer work and for photography locations. She also added Snap Chat and then Only Fans sites to her portfolio of work. The urge for travel and adventure ; one of the driving forces behind her setting off on the road as a model 10 years before, is powerful. London buys an R.V. and embarks on a six month tour of the U.S.A. She heads south for the winter.

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2018 – This is a year of big changes for London. First and most importantly, she meets a very special guy during her R.V. Tour. So special that they marry at the end of this year. Next, she had often talked about her plans for 'after London'. When she has finished modelling and the persona of London Andrews is packed away and she can return to being Jessica. This now becomes serious, after all she was now in her mid- thirties. Lastly she fully embraces Veganism.

2019 – London embarks on another R.V. tour of the U.S.A. But, this time there is a purpose behind the adventure. She has always wished to open an animal sanctuary. Now London was travelling to look for a property she can buy to set up this sanctuary. This gives you a measure of how financially successful London’s talents had been with Patreon etc, that she could do this. She aimed for the Pacific North West as she was also aiming to reconnect with her family, who are now living in Washington State. She found a farm and sold her house in NY....And with all this, she still produces fascinating photographic and video work, which again, is a reflection of her talents.

Note, London also accepted an offer of help from myself, to help with social media as she was so busy. She just didn’t have the time. So I started these fans pages to promote and support London Andrews and her work.

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2020 – She and her husband, along with friends had been working hard to renovate the rundown farm buildings and make the place suitable to start the farm sanctuary. But, events overtook them and they had to start rescuing animals, before the sanctuary was fully prepared. Such had been the impact of the events of the year 2020 and the Covid virus crisis. They had to open as a sanctuary and start taking rescues before they had planned. They were involved in evacuating other sanctuaries during the massive wildfires along the Pacific coast this year. The sanctuary achieved ‘not for profit’ status and work was well underway on the buildings and infrastructure of the farm. Even so, the Only Fans and Patreon work continued to flow and excite. She was also planning other things for the future such as photography and modelling workshops at the sanctuary. Note, the Covid virus crisis meant only one workshop was held.

2021 – This year has been difficult and very stressful for London. First, health : This year had opened with London having an operation for a long standing ankle problem. This left her immobile for several months. Then there is the growing impact that her PCOD/PCOS has had on her, causing deep discomfort, increasing pain and interfering with her modelling work. Next financial : First, she had to raise the money to buy several plots of woodland that surround the sanctuary – at short notice, inside a matter of weeks! Then she repeatedly lost her Instagram account with 1.4 million followers. This is important because it is her ‘shop window’ , the biggest advert for herself and link to the online world. Then came the threat over that summer that OnlyFans would remove her and all other creators of erotica from their platform. So, all-in-all, difficult year during in which she also did something inexplicable to myself and my wife !

2022 - Sadly the stresses and difficulties have continued. Perhaps the volume of work at the sanctuary had grown so great that it interfered with London's modelling work. There were also financial pressures on the sanctuary as well. For whatever reason her creation of new work for OnlyFans and Patreon faltered. It was becoming apparent that Jessica was losing interest in her modelling career as London Andrews. Then in October, she seemed to have crisis, with a total blank in posting on any site, even the sanctuaries, for many weeks. She confided in me that she, “Doesn’t want to be London any more.” ! It was becoming apparent that she was losing interest in her modelling career.

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2023 – London’s final year ? For whatever the reason, her creation of her modelling work and the maintenance of her online profile faded badly in the first half of the year. She ceased to update her Patreon. Ceased to create new material for and then ceased to update her OnlyFans. She received warning from OF about this and would only updated her OF on a minimal, contractual obligations, level, with no new content, just recycling older work. Then, in the second half of this year she decided to pick a fight with this author (Andy Acolyte) and attempt to blame me for not being creative and using me as an excuse for retiring. Stating that I was forcing her out of modelling ! This included attempts to blame me with false accusations, lies, misrepresentation and blackmail. She mislead her subscribers and fans by repeatedly promising’ “30 days of new material”. None of which were ever posted ! And to this day I am still dealing with the fallout from these lies !

2024 Onwards – It is now safe to say London officially retired at the end of 2023...but she would never admit it. She has not been seen years. She has merely recycled old work at the minimum contractual obligations level to keep her OF account open and money flowing. She has disappointed her fans by not keeping promises to post new material. She has no wish to be reminded of or to talk about her past as London. Anyone who contacts her enquiring about London, is instantly blocked ! So, the persona of London Andrews appears to have been packed away and Jessica has returned to being just Jessica. On a positive note, she and her husband continue to work hard caring for animals at their sanctuary and in the surrounding community. She has found her vocation in animal care and is perhaps genuinely fulfilled for the first time in her life. Perhaps this is what Jessica was always looking for ? She is loved, happy and fulfilled – and long my that continue.

Goodbye London Andrews.

We are left to reflect on what you gave us.

Andy Acolyte

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[snudibranchs]

my problematic rarepair that i would die for

[09worldz]

Call u bac, im catfishing rn

[ai-art-thieves]

I think I found another kind of scammer

This person came to my main account. She has no posts and follows a lot of people (some accounts including minors. ew.), despite what she says on the messages

She'll ask to send her pics.

And despite her saying that she is looking to help discover the sub in her and her partner...

In reality, she is just looking for... um...

Oh, and she asks if she wants to chat on signal, which from what I've researched, seems pretty sketchy. It deletes evidence

This looks to be a catfishing scam.

At least I think it is.

If you have encountered accounts like beccagaines, let me know.

[konpiii]

Online dating with a side of catfish.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Any facts about fishing ?

Most fish can be caught with just a hook and bait, but catfish are best caught using a profile image of someone with enormous breasts and a lot of winking emojis. There is also "catch and release" fishing, which is for some reason considered more humane even through it's literally just torturing animals for fun. Making fish watch the 2006 film "Catch and Release" is also extremely cruel.