“ ----- What do you think people’re trying to say when they give you a smidget winner?”
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@frankie--francesca
“ ----- What do you think people’re trying to say when they give you a smidget winner?”
“I got your favorites!” ( hey... do you remember that au... wink wink )
Fluff/domestic sentence starters || @theeldestwarner
“Did you get nacho chips with marshmallow sauce?! I haven’t had that in DAYS!”
“I think I like strawberry the best…”
Fluff/domestic sentence starters || @ofteaandmagic
“Really? Well, that’s all fine and dandy for you but I think the vanilla-chocolate ice cream combo is my favorite. It’s a perfect blend of everything good in the world and sunshine and people never appreciate it enough!”
Fluff/domestic sentence starters
herecomestherpmemes:
“Have you eaten today?”
“You wanna go cuddle and watch a movie?”
“Fix your shirt,it’s all wrinkly.”
“Let’s go take a shower.”
“I’ll rub your feet if you rub mine..”
“Why aren’t you dressed yet? We gotta go in like three minutes!”
“Chocolate or vanilla?”
“I think I like strawberry the best…”
“Do you want another blanket?”
“Just…just call in today,I wanna stay in bed all day.”
“I got your favorites!”
“Did you skip ahead?!”
“When’s my dentist appointment again?”
“What’s a good present to get the World’s Greatest Mommy Who Doesn’t Know She’s the World’s Greatest Mommy Because She’s Made Some Silly Choices?”
I’m going through what remains of the Toon Baby threads and I’M GONNA CRY THEY WERE SO PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE AND PURE I LOVED THEM ALL SO MUCH.
“Because it’s shaped like something!… Food shaped like something tastes a billion times better than food not shaped like something. It’s science, I’m sure of it!”
“B-but it’s shaped like a NUMBER. Number equals math which equals my least favorite thing in the whole entire universe! I don’t wanna eat math!”
“You mean better than worse. Number food is the best food!”
“HOW? How can number food POSSIBLY be better than regular food? Explain this to me, teacher! I must know!”
If it takes me a while to reply to things on ANY of my accounts it’s because Tiny Toon Adventures
THIS IS HOW I SEPARATE MY TWO ‘FUTURE’ VERSES
Animated: Lots of heartbreak with a WONDERFUL ending
Real life: WONDERFUL ALL THE WAY THROUGH EVERYONE LOVES EACH OTHER AND THEY SPEND THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TOGETHER.
“Heights give me anxiety! HEIGHTS GIVE ME ANXIETY!”
Hi, my name’s Hayley and I’m a sucker for the whole ‘Girls putting the boys in their place’ idea. DON’T HATE ME I JUST THINK IT’S REALLY GREAT.
“I need real answers. Why did people mistreat my mom when she worked at that club?”
“I’m a super sneaky cat toon. I know lots of things. Like how pie is both a delicious pastry and a number!”
“I-i-it’s a number too? NO! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE!”
“Porky? Nah. He’s a lot stronger than you think. And I mean, he should know I’m a vegetarian.”
“What if he has short term memory loss? What if I have short term memory less and forgot we already had this conversation?!”
“Oh, maybe! I think you better practice a bit more before doing that, though. Really hone your craft, y’know?”
He doubts the practice would help. And he doubts a stair making competition exists. But, if it did, he’d be signing her up in a heartbeat. Her stairs would break, people would get injured, it would be hilarious.
Frankie, unaware that she’s actually quite terrible at stair making, simply grins at her uncle like he’s just handed over a million dollars. She leaps off the staircase to make jumping in the air easy and, most importantly, safe. Yep, sometimes that’s important to her. Sometimes.
The young Warner-Squirrel bounces around the railing and up the steps to her uncle, throwing both arms, nice and tight, around his legs. See how I threw sometimes in there before? Yeah, well, look at this. THIS is a perfect example of the exact opposite of that. Frankie stares up at Yakko and bats her eyelashes, now determined to find a stair making competition.
“I’ll get you a ticket, Uncle Yakko! You’re gonna sit in the VERY front row.”
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“HOW do you know? How could you POSSIBLY know?”