FRANKLIN'S MACHINATIONS

The one and only FRANKLIN! At least i think! WHO KNOWS?! (PFP by my friend @mewbonic-plague!) (the usual dnis n stuff yadda yadda. check my pinned post 4 extra details)

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

HELLO? ANYONE THERE ON THIS THING??

Argh! My paws' in the way of this hunk o' junk's camera! Whatever! Name's Franklin! LAB RENOWNED SCIENTIST! Ever since Beanies was kicked out of the lab for being one HELL of a hooligan, I'VE stood up to take HIS place! Of course i'm not much of the bioengineering kinda guy- HOWEVER! I AM THE ONE- THE ONLY- BEST

MECHANIC

EVER!

And if you disagree, you're WRONG. EERRRRRNT! INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND! Anyways you're free to talk to me and my GENIUS mind. Ask me things and i shall answer! Most of the time! Just keep a few things in mind:

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIPS! Those are for FOOLS!

If you act weird towards me, you shall be ELIMINATED. I OWN NUCLEAR BLUEPRINTS! I HAVE BUILT NUKES!

If you are, for some reason, from another dimension outside of Boon County- you are free to talk to me still. Just know you will be studied under a very large magnifying glass. It's real. I own it! I MADE IT!

For now, have a nice time communicating with me and browsing my blog. That's what you lot call these things, yes? Learning all of this 'tumblr' nonsense is overwhelming. For example, WHAT IS A BLAZE. Why would you light someone's post on fire FOR MONEY? I CAN DO THAT FOR FREE. GO MY DIGITAL FLAMES!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Heyyy im this blogs owner, @foxiefunnyfella , thas meee,,, its my first time ever doing something like this HOWEVER i am an avid roleplayer so i at least have that background LOL. im a bit anxious about this and generally ill stay out of the main mewgenics tag just to be nice!! no clutter!! unless i find a post particularly funny then i might post it to there. normal dni stuff applies and if youre weird to me i'll block you/ignore your asks,, youre free to be a bit mean to him but keep in mind i exist!! be kind!! take it easy on me!! i have anxiety!! also im 18+ if ur curious but thats still not an excuse to be weird!! ok bye have fun messing with this guy byeee)

[eternallytormentedtogether]

GUYS NEVER RANDOMIZE YOUR VOICES WHAT THE FUCK /vpos this is what bro sounds like now

[dybbuk-bones]

out of curiosity, what’s your thoughts on Morana? Morana is a necromancer too, but seems more concerned with the flesh than the soul. Do you have any beef with her?

Morana! I have never gotten along with it.

This may come as a SHOCK, but most necromancers do not actually LIKE me!

It's one thing that I perform a different kind of necromancy, but many of them are concerned with "sanctity of the dead", "peace", "respect", even when THEY are DEFILING CORPSES!! Morana is just another like this. Completely boring and unwilling to accept innovation!!

NOT THAT I EXPECT MUCH FROM FLESH AND BLOOD NECROMANCERS... But I had THOUGHT that a higher-profile cat like it may be a little less dull. UNTRUE!

[moranas-bones-n-brooding]

Maybe if you didn't decide to randomly use your spiritual castings like an absolute lunatic then I will finally start giving you some respect. The difference is I have standards and you don't so that settles it.

[dybbuk-bones]

DO YOU, THOUGH? Last I remembered, you would reanimate just about ANY CORPSE. Do you even do ANY quality control?

If you were TRULY passionate about necromancy you would understand exactly why I spend so much time CASTING... What do YOU even do all day!!

[moranas-bones-n-brooding]

Act normal. How unironically dense are you???

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE!!

[dybbuk-bones]

man….cant believe dybbuk got ligma

I DID NOT GET "LIGMA". OR ANY DISEASE, FOR THAT MATTER. What even IS that? You people are ALWAYS MAKING THINGS UP.

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

STEVE JOBS!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

(ooc: hey guys im feelin kinda illness sickcore irl so like. responses will be kinda delayed bc im ill... im getting better rn because im at the very tail end of a illness HOWEVER my father caught the cold and i know damn well im probably gonna get it too no matter how much i dont wanna. sorry guysss)

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

[Hands you some machinery scraps]

Now go my brilliant little feline...AND INVENT!!

Ooohohohoho! Thank you for the supplies! Now, what to make...

I actually have no idea- or more accurately, too many ideas! What do i do?! There's too many things for me to build! I could make a broom with legs that cleans the lab for me, or one of those big red buttons that do things when you press them, or maybe even a portable bathtub... no, no, NO! All of that's too stupid! I KNOW! I could make a slot machine that always wins! Or, or! Or i could make jetpacks for ants! Maybe i can put a tracker on a tumble weed to track their migration patterns?? I don't know!! I DON'T KNOW!!! BAAAH!!!! What do i do?! Why have you presented me with this predicament!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

Franklin, it's a pear with a kaiju from the depths of hell sticker on it.

How is this a threat.

I am ALLERGIC. To PEARS. Only slightly, but it gives me rashes! So, NO PEARS IN THE LAB! I'm putting on some PPE. I have no time for these games!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

I am currently fearing for my life. They're going to send the pear after me. THAT'S SCARY. SO MANY HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE PEAR ALREADY THAT IT WILL BE MERE MOMENTS BEFORE I HAVE TO FACE IT

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

Are you able to remake a car if it was disassembled to all of it's pieces? (Fun fact: a car has an average of around 30,000 individual parts! ;])

You asked the right cat about that! I could make something BETTER. I COULD MAKE IT FLY! I could probably make TWO cat sized cars out of ONE car! MAYBE EVEN THREE. That's ALOT of cars. AND I WOULD MAKE ALL OF THEM FLY.

[drbeanieslover]

If your child didn't like science, what would your reaction be?

YOU.. DONT LIKE SCIENCE!?

Get OUT!! OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!

[dybbuk-bones]

DYBBUK! I come baring a question! I have heard many things about your necromancy and your persistence! Is there perhaps a way for me to revive robots from the dead without hitting them with hammers? I have broken THREE of these things. THREE HAMMERS. I HAVE BROKEN THREE!! THREE!!! Please help. Your acquaintance, @franklintinkeringandinventions

P.S. Why is it ac-quaint-ance i am NOT quaint. I am smart and intelligent! Best of the best!

Well, well, well! I suppose my reputation precedes me!

I believe there is NOTHING. That can't be achieved with necromancy. It's true I am quite persistent. There's many things I've tried time and time again. To my detriment, mostly, yes...

ANYWAY. Yes. There could be a technique or two to revive your metal thingies. No problem! If they have souls. Or had souls. I mostly deal with spirits, see.

IF your robots don't have souls... PUT SOME SOULS IN THEM. Easy! You put a soul in a skeleton, it moves. You pick up a soul and roll it into a ball? It moves also. Put a soul in a hunk of metal? It will PROBABLY move too.

And then you can raise it again. Or sometimes it raises itself. It's a pretty basic principle. I assume you know how to get souls and put them in things, yes?

I don't tend to share the deepest secrets of my work; BUT maybe we could work something out if you can't do it yourself. A meeting of the minds, if you will. One more rotten than the other! Haha HA!

AHEM. Thank you for the mail. Franklin. I will be keeping an eye on you .

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

YOU ARE A GENIUS AS WELL. MY ROBOT ARMY WILL BECOME EVEN STRONGER WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE! Thank you DEARLY!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

Wild to find someone else who knows Thomas on here, especially so quick. I guess it really is a small world, huh?

--@godofdeathofmetalflesh

I have never seen you before in my life but YES! HE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ME MY SMARTS! So i must continue the thinking and... well, keep the lab running, even if it's mostly machines and old weirdos walking around. One of these days i'll FINALLY clean them out! SCIENCE MUST CONTINUE! Also the world is actually very big, Boon County is just very small. Especially relatively! Did you know that there's alot of people born ALL of the time?!

[godofdeathofmetalflesh]

Figured, since I've never seen you either. I'm actually a prototype he was commissioned to make. Never got sent out to 'em, but I doubt they'd particularly want a 8ft tall megalomaniac garbage disposal.

Also, yeah, I guess that makes sense. People are like bugs in a lot of ways you wouldn't really think.

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING BORN! Also that last thing reminds me i need to fix the roach problem in here. They are EVERYWHERE... hmmm... Perhaps i could try and communicate with them and create an army of ROACH PILOTED ROBOTS!!! YES!! OH IM A GENIUS!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

Wild to find someone else who knows Thomas on here, especially so quick. I guess it really is a small world, huh?

--@godofdeathofmetalflesh

I have never seen you before in my life but YES! HE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ME MY SMARTS! So i must continue the thinking and... well, keep the lab running, even if it's mostly machines and old weirdos walking around. One of these days i'll FINALLY clean them out! SCIENCE MUST CONTINUE! Also the world is actually very big, Boon County is just very small. Especially relatively! Did you know that there's alot of people born ALL of the time?!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

ALERT. Arthur has gifted me a wonderous set of pink ribbons to place upon my illustrious visage. I am living the life! THANK YOU ARTHUR

(ooc: i just drew this image because i wanted to. my fun and games)

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

....oh God, you're the one who taught Arthur how to Split the Atom.

ONLY HE GETS ACCESS TO MY NUCLEAR SECRETS. Wait. WHAT. ONE MOMENT TERRIBLE NEWS. One of my robots has told me that he's SOMEHOW lost the knowledge. WHATEVER! I still know the secrets! I guess he just can't!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

Given how someone already mentioned Stacy, what's it like with the other Lab cats? I mean you've got an enlightened monk cat, a psychic with three actual eyes and a tree-hugger. They can't be easy to live with.

Generally the rest just... they don't talk to me! Or maybe i don't talk to them?? Nobody ever asks me ANYTHING. Anything helpful at least. That's why i started this blog! SO PEOPLE WOULD TALK TO ME! Well, i guess Draven does talk to me, but it's all "Franklin, you shouldn't be doing that" THIS and "Franklin, man, think about global warming" THAT. He will never have to worry about global warming when i invent THE GLOBAL COOLER!!! I told him this and he just shook his head. FOR WHY. FOR WHY?! I would talk to Alice and Chan Hung more but DRAVEN just keeps INTERRUPTING ME. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE MY SCIENCE. POLLUTION? POLLUTION WILL BE NO MORE WHEN I'M DONE! ..WITH SOMETHING! ...I'LL GET TO IT EVENTUALLY! ...Oh, yes! Also! Not a lab cat exactly, but that Arthur lad does visit quite frequently to the point you could consider him one. I consider him an honorary lab cat myself. He's one of the only people that talks to me! One time he asked ME! YES, ME! To build him a mech! How could i say no?!

[franklintinkeringandinventions]

SCIENCE!!!

YES!!! SCIENCE!!! I LOVE SCIENCE!!! MORE SCIENCE NOW!!!