No Thx

[zenec]

me @ myself:

[beeefy]

me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

[back-that-sass-up]

ok u clearly had the wrong friends because i would be

[anxietyproblem]

[maelwife]

Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh

[maelwife]

[mackmagaha-deactivated20200622]

“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[k1mkardashian]

[mrdsc1010]

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

[zombiebrainsoup]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[georgeharridone]

[i-ducking-love-ducktales]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when i stretch in the morning

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Daffy said fuck blue lives

[lesbiantiana]

marvel wants what the kung fu panda trilogy has

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[mothurs]

being a dumb bitch is hard but someone’s gotta do it 😌💅🏽

[valtsv]

my

is to

and then act like i don’t know

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[tokillthedragon-deactivated2020]

Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….