I’ve Got IBS: Irritable Barry Syndrome

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[maelwife]

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[maelwife]

Also I made more water at work today and my boss was sooooooooooo complementary he loved the texture and the glitter and the dimension and I think I’m the WATER BOY now

[maelwife]

I noticed we have 2 different colors of kinetic sand I’m getting powerful

[lovetechnique]

Ian McCulloch of Echo & the Bunnymen and Bernard Sumner of New Order, 1987 | Photos by Andrew Catlin

[dogpuppy]

[alfredsnightmare]

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[maelwife]

I actually love my cracked phone screen constantly disrupting my view of whatever I’m reading. It’s brechtian.

[ausgoth]

i know im being baited but ooooohhhh my god

[maelwife]

She's got it all with her saintly face

Another sick monkey

With a saintly face~

[tyger-land]

𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵 Puss-in-Boots. 1913. Oil on panel: 76 × 60 cm (30 × 24 in).

[medievaljournalist]

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

[girlwyrm]

[guiltfactory-moved]

my latent uncle abilities

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[konoko]