constant existential crisis

a blog run by me

[th0rns]

What is this?

[wintercorrybriea]

Dilara Findikoglu fall 2025

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

him: you better not be feeling like something bad is going to happen to you when i get there

my doomed ass:

[coyotebabe-deactivated20230727]

[apollos-boyfriend]

i'm going to cry the downstairs bathroom at my boyfriend's house is 9/11 THEMED 😭😭

[apollos-boyfriend]

9/11 themed bathroom.

[apollos-boyfriend]

1. it’s their parents’ bathroom

2. it is not a bit

3. no they did not

[give-grian-rights]

here before 10k

[redfishdeadfish]

i thought you were me

[give-grian-rights]

i've been here since april 2020 i'll bite your head off like a territorial mouse

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[maliciousindungeon]

[stonyponyofficial]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[byjove]

Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

[byjove]

I can’t remember what talk show it was after TFA but the interviewer was like “Did it make you emotional putting on the [Han Solo] costume?” and Harrison Ford was like “No. It made me money.” which was like the most Han Solo thing a person could say.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

[butterflypeaflowertea]

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

[syzygy-yzygy]

Girl are you the Hays Code the way you consider media irredeemable if it depicts anything that strays away from the norm you're comfortable with or depicts anything morally questionable without definitively condemning it and anyone associated with it, therefore creating worse stories and content and making it difficult for people to engage with complicated issues from a nuanced and controlled perspective?

[doompop]

comic inspiration:

[niyarest]

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

[lindwurm-prince]

[brown-forking-weed]

in 2030 you'll have to pay a $9/month subscription just so they dont send a pack of dogs to bark at your house all night

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[ball-lightning]

I... what.

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

😦

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

HE DROPPED OUT. Thank you Swifties 💜

[smiggles]

This ad??

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

this is how i imagine twitter In my head

[kleefkruid]

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

[royalturkeyz]

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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