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No idea where this originally came from but it’s definitely getting the ol’ noggin joggin’. 👀
A Cavern for Two
It had been two weeks since they had been sent to the Pen y Fan breeding grounds after coming back from sending the life-saving mushroom cure to France, and they still hadn’t heard word from Laurence. They had expected to be scorned, even reviled, as traitors, but no one seemed much to blame Temeraire and Genereux for what everyone deemed treason of the worst kind. The other dragons at the breeding grounds were amiable, if a bit distant, and the groundsmaster, an oaf named Lloyd, seemed more interested in speaking down to his charges than actually ensuring their welfare. Once, Genereux had requested that Lloyd read to her and the man had pretended to ignore her under the guise of poor hearing, and had walked away muttering about dragons who didn’t know to act their own kind.
Now, Temeraire found himself outside his sister’s cave, carefully peering in to see after her. He had noticed that she had been absent from the last few mealtimes, and he was concerned that she may have fallen ill. Inching closer as quietly as a dragon might when one weighed nearly 20 tons, Temeraire came to find Genereux curled in on herself, her large back facing the opening of her cave and her head tucked squarely under her wing. “Reux,” Temeraire called softly, “Reux are you alright?”
A Short-lived Pirate Career
“Would you please get down from there at once?” Less than a week had passed since Temeraire and Genereux had tumbled out of their shared egg on the Reliant and into Laurence’s life, and he had hardly had a moment of calm since.
Today, Temeraire and Genereux had heard of the concept of pirates, much to Laurence’s dismay, as the both of them had decided that now was the best time to begin their acting careers- as pirates commandeering the Reliant. Genereux had wound herself generously around Laurence’s shoulders and around his head, trying with no small measure of success to impede his vision while her twin scaled the rigging to shout at the bewildered ship’s crew below.
“Avast, all ye crewmen and yield yourselves to us! We are hereby taking control of this ship and demand that you halt all activities so that you may begin fishing for our dinner! You shall not stop until you bring us a whole whale!” Temeraire twined around the rigging closest to the Reliant’s main mast, crowing in plain delight. “And I want more of those little shrimps, too! It was great fun, picking their little legs out of my teeth. And they were so delightfully crunchy!” Genereux called up to her brother, slightly slackening her hold on Laurence’s head. He took the opportunity to gently pry Genereux away from his face, her little, still soft, claws reaching for his coat.
The scrabble of tiny clawed feet on wood roused Laurence from a rare and completely accidental midday nap. He and his crew were still adjusting to having not one, but two dragonlings aboard, and this was a more exerting affair than he had originally expected.
Laurence realized with a start that he must have fallen asleep while composing letters to send home. Temeraire and Genereux had coiled themselves around him, observing his writing with interest. He gently peeled himself off of his writing desk, scrubbing a calloused hand over his face in an effort to wipe the exhaustion from his eyes. Embarrassed, he noted that he must have drooled on himself- his hand came away from his face wet and- sticky?
Peering around his cabin through squinted eyes, Laurence saw that Temeraire and Genereux had launched themselves onto his hammock, hunched and glaring at one another. Black blood blossomed around them, staining his sheets and blotted on the floor.
there is old magic in the wind
I have had a long day
and for some reason I decided that it would be a good idea to listen to Kurt Hugo Schneider music
Which led to my stumbling upon his cover of Ed Sheeran’s Photograph
And now I’m here, at 3 in the goddamn morning coming up with ideas for OMGCP fanfiction as a method of getting over my own angst at being in a long distance relationship
because it’s not bad enough that i’m 500+ miles from most of the people i love, I’m also 500 miles away from the boy i love
and THUS.
Fanfiction ideas surrounding the song Photograph:
Part 1.
Shitty definitely got Lardo one of those dumb polaroid cameras for her birthday. One of the cool vintage ones that was made last century and she loves it. She uses it exclusively to take pictures of her adventures with the hockey bros. Kegsters (sp?), before games, after games, she has a hoard of pictures of these boys that they know she has, but they’ve never really thought about them, aside from them being the perfect christmas/birthday/easter/hannukah/ random holiday present for their favorite artist.
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Established Relationship AUs
I see a lot of these posts with AUs for ships where they are just getting together, but not many for already established relationships, so here you go! Enjoy :)
•Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer AU
•We decided it would be fun to go camping and now it’s raining and we can’t figure out how to set up the tent AU
•We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years AU
•You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry? AU
•It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear AU
•I know you haven’t had the best experience with cats in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it? AU
•I beat you at Mario Kart and now I’ve been banished to the couch for the night AU
•You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar AU
•I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO? AU
•What do you mean you dropped my signed copy of Harry Potter in the bathtub AU
•Our families came over for Thanksgiving and we decided to watch Lord of the Rings but you and I kept quoting it and everyone else got so fed up that they left AU
•IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH AU
•We spent all our money for the week on one of those inflatable bounce houses and now we can’t afford to eat AU
•We’re moving in together… Now what are we going to do with all of these duplicate copies of books, movies, video games, etc. that we have AU
•We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying AU
•We’re arguing over who shot first (it was definitely Han) AU
•I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Good luck. xo’ AU
Unhappy?
Nyota Uhura was unhappy.
Maybe unhappy wasn’t the right word. Unmotivated? Lethargic? Lazy? No, that wasn’t it.
It was more of an “I don’t want to get out of bed” feeling. A consistent feeling that “I’m tired even after I’ve gotten a full night’s rest,” and she was frustrated, she was upset, and god damn it all she was sad.
And she hated herself for it.
It made no sense to be sad. She was set to graduate Starfleet Academy at the top of her class, she’d spoken more than a few times to Captain Pike and a position on the USS Enterprise seemed like a certainty, and she was on track to achieve the goals she had placed for herself.
But she was tired. Emotionally and physically exhausted. And angry. Angry at herself, mostly.
She recognized how notable her achievements were, that she’d practically secured a position on the brand new starship Enterprise as a communications officer right out of the academy, that she was graduating at the top of her class, which wasn’t easy with asshole brainiacs like Jim Kirk, and that she’d maintained her passion for making music and found a great accompanist on the Vulcan lyre in the strange but welcome form of Captain Pike’s second officer, Spock.
But something in her achievements seemed empty. She recognized that these were her goals, that she was so close to success that she could taste it on the tip of her tongue, and yet... and yet something was lacking.
She’d get through this, she’d reassured herself. She could do this even if it killed her.
But sometimes she thought it just might. And she wasn’t sure how she’d deal with it, or if she even could.
But she had to. And she would.
Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
(via gudinoxlupita)
My mother didn't raise me with a wolf in my chest How can a sheep raise a wolf? Empty words with promises of strength Empty actions backed by years of weakness "It's you and me against the world." Except It's only me I am alone Not against the world But against you and the person you've chosen And somehow that's worse How can I hope to take on a future When I don't have your support How can I hope to be a whole person When my roots grow from a half-hearted loneliness? How can I be strong If I was raised by someone without a backbone I was supposed to be able to lean on you When the world turned against me And instead I can lean on anyone except you Why is it that you can heal Anyone except your daughter You can help anyone Except me Sometimes I think i hate you For choosing him instead of my safety Instead of my sister's safety And sometimes i'm just scared For me, and for her And i pity you For not having the strength To protect the ones you're supposed to love the most I don't want to have children Because I'm terrified I might turn out Like you
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
Some AU prompts because why not
‘i come to this café pretty much every day after work and by now you know my order by heart and even wave at me when i come in’ au
‘I came to this party in which I don’t know anyone with my friend and oh shit I lost her, wait you lost your friend too? Let’s look for them together’ au
‘…and it turns out our friends are making out with each other, this is akward’ au
‘fuck my car broke down on my way to work god damn it OH YOU HAPPEN TO BE GOING SOMEWHERE CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE?’ au
‘I go out biking every saturday around the neighbourhood and we always run into each other, you have a cool bike and also you’re pretty cute’ au
‘I love this movie and it’s the second time I come to the cinema to watch it but shit I accidentally spoiled you while we were in line to buy the ticket, can I make it up to you with a drink afterwards?’ au
‘we share a class at university and you forgot your notebook under your desk but luckily your phone’s written inside. Ps: your doodles are pretty cool’ au
‘my mom told me to bring my little bro to the park and you were also there and he seems to really like you’ au
‘… oh it turns out you’re a babysitter who’s looking for a job? how convenient we actually need one’ au
‘you have merchandise of my favourite anime let’s be friends (or something more because really, you’re hot)’ au
‘we are the only two students in this course for this language but the teacher says it’s okay since we can practice conversation together, help me with pronunciation?’ au
‘I went icekating to give it a try because my friend said it was really fun but I’m making a complete fool of myself fuck I can’t do this, you seem to be pretty good though can you teach me?’ au
‘my phone ran out of battery and I asked you to lend me a message but I accidentally sent it to all you contacts because I didn’t know how to handle your phone, im sorry’ au
‘we both came to this bar to get drunk and forget our problems but wow that’s expensive, wanna share?’ au
‘we’ve been friends for a while now and I kinda have a crush on you so I invited you on a date to the cinema to confess after it but oh no it turns out we’re the only two watching the movie, akwaaard’ au
‘we got caught by this awful storm and now we’re waiting for it to calm under the roof of a café, want to go inside and have a coffee in the meantime?’ au
my college experiences that would make great fic prompts:
“i thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so i casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think i want to have sex with you” au
“i accidentally flooded the laundry room and you really needed to do laundry” au
“i took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly” au
“we have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag even though we’re complete strangers” au
“the cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while i was getting froot loops and now they’re all over the floor and you blame me ” au
“we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class” au
that last one though.
meet-weird aus
“we catch the same bus home and i always fall asleep, but you always wake me up at my stop”
“you come into my 24hr diner at the oddest times bc of your weird job but you keep forgetting that we talk because youre always sleep deprived”
“my neighbour keeps ordering weird shit but they dont want to face the mailperson’s judgement so they keep using my address instead”
“i run the night slot on campus radio and some jackass keeps calling in to insult my music taste and request high school musical songs instead”
“escaped to the laundry room to avoid hearing my room-mates having extremely loud sex only to find you’re here doing the same thing”
“sorry i knocked you out in that bar fight last night, but i brought you to the hospital and stuck around ‘til you woke up to apologize”
“you were trash talking my favourite character in the cinemas and obviously i need to show you the light, even if i have to buy you a burger to get you to listen”
“our mutual friend dropped out of this trip at the last minute, so hi i guess we’re spending the next two weeks together”
“you forgot to remove your snarky sticky note comments in this textbook and since i got kicked out of the library for laughing too loudly, im going to reply to each and every one”
“i lost my asshole friends in this club and im kinda drunk and youre kinda gorgeous, please help me”
“since there’s only one can of energy drink left in the store, which we both need to survive the disgustingly boring lecture we just discovered we both have, how about we share it”
realistic smut is my weakness tho its 1000 times better than perfect porn smut
havE UR CHARACTERS NOT CUM AT THE SAME TIME
HAVE ONE OF UR PEENED CHARACTERS NOT BE ABLE TO GET IT UP
HAVE ONE OF UR CHARACTERS GET THE HICCUPS IN THE MIDDLE OF FOREPLAY
HAVE ONE OF UR CHARACTERS NOT KNOW WHAT THE HECK THEYRE DOING AND HAVE UR OTHER CHARACTER GUIDE THEM ALONG
HAVE THE CAT JUMP UP ON THE BED AND INTERRUPT EVERYTHING
MAKE UR CHARACTERS REGULAR FLAWED PEOPLE NOT ALWAYS SEX GODS
People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.
"I broke your nose at a mosh pit" AU
“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU
“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU
“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU
“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU
“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU
“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU
“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU
“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU
“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU
“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU
“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU
i want a day with you
i want a day with you
where we're both doing nothing
but reveling in each others' presence
Your head is on my lap
I get to stroke your hair
and the silence is so loud
that i can hear your heart beat
in time with mine
i want a day with you
to lay on the grass and stare at the sky
watch clouds take shape and name them
as the sun climbs in the sky
and our hands are clasped together
and you are next to me
so close that if i turn my head
i can whisper into your hair
today you are mine
and i am yours
maybe it isn't for forever
but now is as long as it needs to be
as long as i have this day with you
SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I'LL WRITE A SHORT FIC
soulmates au
childhood best friends au
teacher/student au
teacher/single parent au
one night stand and falling pregnant au
meeting at a coffee shop au
fake relationship au
roommates au
meeting online au
high school popular kid/nerd au
partners in crime au
writer and editor au
co-stars au
lab partners au
meeting in the E.R/A&E au
brand new neighbours au
meeting at a party whilst drunk au
waking up with amnesia au
parents meeting when they take their kids to class au
dysfunctional relationship au
best friends sibling au
two miserable people meeting at a wedding au
meeting on a train ride au
literally bumping into each other au
librarian/avid reader au
sitting on the same park bench au
meeting at a support group au
knocking on the wrong door au
going away to war au
tourist/knowledgeable local au
prostitute/client au
doctor/companion au
celebrity/fan au
meeting at a masquerade ball au
one of them trying to get the other one off of drugs au
living in a society where their love is taboo au
meeting in prison au
cop/person getting a speeding ticket au
long distance relationship au
exes meeting again after not speaking for years au
ghost/living person au
star-crossed lovers au
falling in love with their best friend’s partner au
one of them being diagnosed with a terminal illness au
pretending to hate each other au
nanny/single parent au
meeting at a festival au
meeting again at a high school reunion au
boss/intern au
going through a divorce au