warped predilection

[fratboykate]

I'm feeling jipped here. I saw all the amazing graphics and social media posts, family trees, gifs, references, casting, and whatever else you made for your clexa fic. Where is the gorgeous Kate and Yelena content for your million AUs. Give us moodboards, give us what the kids and the OCs look like, give us references for their houses, give us anything!

listen...........CFAU was ONE thing. there are literally 11 (!!! - yes, i counted tonight) ongoing kate x yelena aus right now. but just so you don't say i never gave you anythingggggg here is the laziest-done-in-literal-five-minutes references of k + y for like...FIVE of them lol. i didnt even bother with any of the period aus because im just not going to find references for all of them. i could definitely do victorian, royal, and maybe viking, but no way in hell am i going to find anything for gladiator, versailles, or black plague. i also didnt do the kids or any of the supporting characters because...again...five minutes and there's truly like a dozen kids in this handful of aus alone. if you bug me about it enough i might get around to it.

anyway…here you go:

FBAU:

BGAU:

MAU:

PDAU:

KYAU [AO3]:

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2025 UPDATE:

I'm pinning this because people keep asking for links to all the AUs in one place so here is a link to another old ask with the rest of the AUs not listed here.

People also always ask how they should be reading these. Scroll to the end of every tag. Read from bottom to top. So oldest to newest. That's how it'll all make the most sense.

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Update #2: There's also now a Vampire!Kate and Human!Yelena AU here.

[fratboykate]

Drunk me is a menace because I was like “why did I wake up to 50 asks of prompts???” I was soooooooo confused and went to see and I asked y’all to send them last night when I was blackout lmaooooo. BITCH I woke up to uneaten taco bell in my bed because I was so drunk I passed out before I even opened the bag. No you weren’t writing any prompts what are you even talking about you dumb bitch haha

[fratboykate]

I remember someone said she changed her personality according to the person she was currently dating and it made a lot of sense cause how did you go from the vibes of the coast era to this tradwife shit lol

Straight women are a fucking mystery to me cuz what do you meeeeeeaaaaaaan you're gonna mold your entire self around………..a man??? The biggest collective losers on the planet? A MAN?! GIRL….Lol

[fratboykate]

That came up for me too on TikTok the other day, I’ve never even searched for her 😂

Yeah she hadn’t been on my fyp in agesssss. Basically since Dickinson ended. And then randomly got this. Tiktok really is dragging her in front of the masses for no reason.

[fratboykate]

this just came up on my fyp. it has 2+ million views and over 200k likes lmaoooo imagine tanking your own career and reputation this hard over some republican dick

[fratboykate]

I *hate* that I've spent the last week lying so hard to myself that I'm better and that I'm okay and I'm over it that I started to kinda actually feel like myself again for a second. Maybe even you guys saw a glimpse of that. And I was so sure it was the case. I can lie to myself so well that I went and checked her shit today and her and her new bitch just posted something so beyond out of pocket honeymoon phase gross that I'm now in my car outside the bar crying my eyes out while all my friends are two feet away and have no idea lol. And I know I'll eventually pull it together and put my brave face back on, walk back inside, and act like I was just in the bathroom or some shit but this fucking sucks man. Like what do you even fucking do when the person you know is the love of your fucking life is just…there…with someone who is OBJECTIVELY not as hot, successful, smart, or literally anything that you are and she’s still fucking slumming it and you can't do shit about it? It's driving me fucking crazy and I have to pretend that it isn't???? What am I supposed to do? Lol

[fratboykate]

Getting married in a random courthouse with eight people on a non important day is such a KYBGAU second wedding behavior 😭😭😭

[fratboykate]

Sadly I can’t send screenshots through anonymous, but she uploaded it on her newsletter’s instagram and it’s called strangers by Belle Burden and the caption was something like”what’s the last book that excited you” or something like that. Did a little research and turns out that book is about a woman that divorced her husband and he didn’t want custody of their kids and stuff.

LOL she picked the worst possible man and now she’s gotta live with her choices. But like...imagine giving a man who supports a party that believes women shouldn’t have rights a daughter? Fucking insane to me.

[fratboykate]

It’s not that I don’t believe the anon about republican face and her book, but she has become so man centered and trad wife that is impossible for me to believe that she can see something beyond her dear husband, even at the start of this month when she should have been celebrating Mother’s Day, she was talking about what the guy was doing and how he was living his fatherhood, she was not even thinking about her but him so, maybe that book explains what to NOT DO to provoke a divorce 🤷🏻‍♀️

She was so desperate to get a man that she has sold her soul for that d**** and we need to accept that.

Lmao I love when y’all drag her because you always read her for fucking filthhhhhhhhhh

[fratboykate]

Lol republican face just recently posted a book she was reading, it’s a book about divorce.

WAIT LMAO WHAAAT lol

Y’all cant do this to me on a weekend??? We're at a strip club and drunk as all fucks. Now I’m curious and I need you to gimme proof 😂

[srdcovka]

we used to say kill all men

[strongopinionsahead]

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

[srdcovka]

[fratboykate]

Dude I heard she was with him and the only thing I could think of was "she wanted a Peaky Blinder and Cillian was married."

Like I know English folk got horrible taste in food, but girl you fly private everywhere and make millions a year. You can do better than Great Value.

But now if she really just wants to be a sugar mama, I've got a PayPal and am very mediocre.

you could be lying about him being in peak blinders and I wouldn't know because I legit heard she was dating stumpy and I went “WHO?!” literally never heard that name before and I haven't even heard it since lol. Every time I see him it's like “Florence and boyfriend” like….get a job stay away from her. But yeah if she truly wants to pay bills that bad pay both of ours. At least I'd write you good scripts to act in you’d be getting something out of it lol.

[fratboykate]

did you see the blind item allegedly about flo being a beard for her bf? stg you’re manifesting gay flo or smthing

No??? Share?

[fratboykate]

PAPIII DID YOU SEE OUR FLOO IN IBIZA?? WITH THE BANDANA!!! SHE’S EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINE SHE LOOKS IN YOUR KYFBAU YELENA 😭😭😭😨🤤🤤🤤KATE WOULD IMMEDIATLY BE OUT OF THAT REHAB OH MY GODDD

being this hot and dating a short ugly man should actually be illegal 🫠 if she’s going to waste it on that…straiiiiiiight to jail

[fratboykate]

Listen…will I probably have A LOT of shit to say about any of the KY stories once East Of Eden comes out? Probably. Likely. Maybe. Absolutely yes. Whatever. Don't mind me. But I will say…I haven't jumped in front of a semi only because of that trailer AAAAAAWAND the fact that Flo is now starring in the adaptation of one of my favorite books ever. Call her Jesus cuz she can keep people alive by mere low effort lol

[fratboykate]

I won a prize at one of the most important festivals in the world about 24 hours ago...the type of shit people brag about for their entire lives and I'm just so fucking sad I can’t tell this bitch about it and it’s so depressing that she’s the thing I'm worried about lol The thing I dreamed about my whole life is now framed by her. And I get it…I know…you don't have to tell me. This is the equivalent of me centering men forever. I'm not. I'm just heartbroken lol

[fratboykate]

Can I say something in my heartbroken state that won’t get me judged 😳? As much as this hurts…as much as this GENUINELY makes me want to actually die it also (sickenly) proves that the love I always write about is real. I wouldn't feel like my chest is caving in on itself every five seconds if I don't have her if it didn't somehow confirm that the kind of unconditional love I write about in CFAU or KYAU or whatever was real I guess. It’s just…idk…sad that Lexa or Yelena or whoever we want to say can be better and get over her fears of whatever this is instead of running. Maybe I've lied this whole time. Maybe those scenarios don't exist. Maybe people are too chicken shit to do it for real.