Life of a Human Horse

Fraul's motto: Horse boners awaken. // body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/nature/nat-8/nat702.cur), progress !important;}

[odin-n-out]

I’ve got  

and  

aint one

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my little sister and her friend said they were going as horses for halloween and i thought they meant that they were gonna wear like tails or whatever and THEN I GET THIS FUCKING PICTURE

[positivestress]

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[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

[danktokez]

it’s back on my dash! lol i love this gif

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

^its gonna stay on your dash.

[thestonergypsy-deactivated20170]

Favorite gif eveeerr

[kenzie-kush]

So much love

[thornicating-deactivated2014060]

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”  And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

[blindiing]

a man was just hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse

[blindiing]

the doctors are describing his condition as stable

[cestnepasuneblog]

oh my god

[philbobagginsii]

fuck this website

[wouldyouriskthebrokenbones]

[animalstalkinginallcaps]

CHIN SKYWARD, FAITHFUL COMPANION! TODAY IS A DAY OF GLORY! A CELEBRATION OF YOUR PHYSICAL PROWESS AND INBORN GRACE! AND YET YOU SEEM GLUM!

… I’M FINE. I’M JUST TIRED.

COME NOW, DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT.

DON’T SAY IT. I JUST NEED SOME TEA, THAT’S ALL.

I DON’T FIND MYSELF CONVINCED. SO … WHY THE-

DON’T SAY IT.

YES, BUT WHY THE-

KNOCK IT OFF, GEORGE.

WHY THE LONG FACE, OLD FRIEND?  WHY THE LONG FACE! AH HA HA HA! OHHHHHH! OH MY. OH MY, YES. DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU?

I GET IT, GEORGE.

YOUR FACE, STRUCTURALLY, IS QUITE-

I GET IT, GEORGE.

[hewlett-packard-blavatsky]

[reginasmom]

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

[qualityunicorn]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[queerjock]

OMFG

[whealty]

you can tell by the way i use my walk

im a womans man

no time to talk

[givemeinternet]

So we got drunk in Mexico and my friend woke up with this on her camera

[justbeautifulme7]

[unimpressedcats]

ahh, my noble steed! 

[christineerickson]

[furrystudentcyclesblog-deactiva]

I need this game

[owmeex]

Horses With Better Hair Than You

[drspencerreidofficial]

why does this only have 7 notes

[rodbeee]

maybe it’s neighbelline

[youth-x]

[demon-princess-serina-verified]

Congratulations horse, you win at horse

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my dad saw a goat while we were driving and said “would u look at that small horse”