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I aspire to be like Gomez Addams because I want nothing more then to run around my house with a sword and love the hell out of my spouse

how to fall asleep quickly in a way that doesnt involve drugs or blunt trauma

laying next to someone who you love

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

I’m the girl crying

Oh my fucking god

dermatologists hate me

and so does everyone else

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

God looking down upon his creations from his Kingdom of Heaven

found a quality screencap from 4 days out lmao

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

you know i’ve only got 2 brain cells left if this makes me laugh

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

this post put a hex on my future grand children

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

oof