hello. this is a place where i can post my slop and uhmm my Mush. which will basically just be headcanons and or thoughts slash drabbles that pop into my mind. because uh. being perceived on the main account makes me feel. Cringe.
18+ only please as this page WILL contain nsfw topics!
(i am 20 years old. you can call me p or dwight's boyfriend for anonymity's sake. please use masc or neutral terms when referring to me thank u kiss kiss)
minors and ageless blogs will be blocked.
(if you just have "adult" listed, that's fine! but if it's completely ageless, no thank you)
blank blogs WILL be blocked. i do not play around with the no icon "untitled" combo. ESPECIALLY if you only have posts from the past day or no posts at all, as i am. Paranoid.
everyone else (that is 18+, obvs) is welcome, and you can add your own thoughts in the notes if you'd like, just don't be weird towards me personally and we'll be groovy.
anyway, some basic information about what you'll find under the cut :)) thank you for reading & have fun!
as you can probably tell from my glorious profile, i love dwight. like. a lot. however, i am also a part time enjoyer of the dwight ships (ghostfield, kingfield, etc)
so while some of the stuff may be written from a selfship perspective, i don't care if it's interpreted for another ship (unless i specifically state not to in the post or tags <3) so. go crazy.
i am also a recreational mikaela kisser but i don't know if i'll write anything about her, i just think she's neat.
common tags you may see:
#p's yaps - just saying stuff, this will probably be on every post, esp if i've yapped in the tags.
#p's favs - my favs!! stuff i've reblogged and really liked
#p reblogs - reblogging stuff
#p's 🚬 tag - posts where i'm being a little too gay/yearning.
#p doodles - art tag :)
#p's mush - this is for general fluff or the "mushy" stuff i may ramble about.
#fluff by daylight - mush for dbd specifically
#p's slop - this is for general nsfw or suggestive stuff
#freak by daylight - slop for dbd specifically
more to come at a later time Probably. Yeag. feel free to filter out any tags if you don't want to see them (or follow them if you want to see them exclusively LOL).
i try my hardest to make sure everything is tagged correctly, but sometimes stuff will slip through the cracks.
as a general rule, nsfw posts will always have a read more option & a mdni banner before diving in so no one is flashed in case i ever forget the tag.
when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!
stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny
stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus
stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post
stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK
stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!
stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly
stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids
weh. i need to kiss dwight all over and tell him how pretty he is . maybe hear him giggle and try to wiggle away because the kisses tickle against his skin, then wrapping mg arms around his waist and laying against his shoulder . he smiles down at me and leans down to give ME a kiss this time
(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th
