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i was literally just thinking the other day that it's a shame that this particular look of mayuri's (which i quite like) only appeared very briefly in the epilogue and we'll probably never see it again even if we do get the hell arc as he already has a new look, and then bleach mirror's high posts this

biting him. biting him biting him biting him biting him

#bleach for blacklist #mayuri kurotsuchi #so sad they didn't abbreviate closed beta test into CBT here. i really wanted to see mayuri seeking test subjects for cock and ball torture

firefox-official

whats wrong with you

whatever you want

#mayuri

syn4k

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

#mohg and morgott #do not separate them!!! (they have already separated themselves)

tiktaalic

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

#mayuri #still not fired and i bet he's soooo smug about it

toolusingmammalgirl

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

kattelen pussilakanasettejä netissä ja yhden kuvauksessa lukee että "pussilakanassa on avoin pääty". no vittu toivottavasti onkin, eihän sinne muuten saa peittoa sisään

doyoulikethissong-poll

Do you like this song? #847

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

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✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

#i mean. duh

audible-smiles

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

gnawing on my arm only 22 days to go until the final TYBW season starts

#bleach for blacklist

galaxywarp

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

#you'll never guess who this is to me

bebx

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

#this is also mayuri. to me

prokopetz

They looked like a wet cat, which is to say refusing to acknowledge their situation with such rigid dignity that it almost feels foolish to bring it up.

#mayuri #to me

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

#please god let It™ happen it would be so fucking funny