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Mama, we all go to Hell. Mama, we all go to Hell. I’m writing this letter and wishing you well. Mama, we all go to Hell.

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sideblog of Mischief-Maker 🏕️ Multifandom and Oc friendly 🏕️ Mature themes will be present

#self promo #woops made another horror muse #go follow my jason!

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Good morning :-) It has to be, after all is Frog Friday! @naturelvr69 I hope you all have a wonderful day and a good weekend!

#aesthetic (its not easy being green)

Buzzfeed Unsolved Starters

Contains swearing, demons, and ghosts: replace — with a relevant name

Bring me some gold, bring me some smooching.

I stole your gold and your wife.

I can’t imagine they picnicked under the hanging tree, especially because a lot of times they just left the body hanging there.

You wanna dance with the devil, you gotta live with it when he sets you on fire.

You have to open this door, because I opened that one. What if you picked the wrong one, and there’s like… a clown with a decaying face in there?

This is where you go to… get your carrot waxed.

Oh there’s two bats, no, three bats, no FAR TOO MANY BATS!

I don’t understand how you could believe in aliens but not believe in the prospect that they couldn’t, you know, poke around a little bit.

This is why you’d die first in a movie.

Do you think the Hamburgler ever got solitary?

Why does that prisoner have ice all over him? You’ve got yourself a prisoner-pop.

Well, idiotós.

Look at these two.

No more digging, just a lot of singing, don’t come in here and look around…

I’m fucking nervous, man. I feel like I’m going to vomit.

What do you mean, ‘you came prepared’? Why are you unbuttoning your pants?

You’ve out-dumbed yourself.

If you want me off this bridge, you’re going to have to kill me!

They’re going to put MY name in graffiti, people are going to come here and tell tales of ME!

Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.

I’m here for the cult stuff? I saw the ad on Craigslist.

There is a lot of penis art down here.

I’m going to stab you in the neck with these dousing rods.

What are you doing? Are you putting on a tinfoil hat?!

Leave my house, town dunce!

I’m the town dunce? Because I now believe the things that you believe?

Have a drink. I know you need it.

You know how in Disneyland, you can get a restaurant seat so you can watch the parade go by? This is like that, only you get to see someone’s neck break.

Is this your first castle?

We’re turning into Scooby Doo.

You just tasted history!

I would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real, just so we could stop doing this sooner.

I have given more to Denny’s than any charitable foundation.

I think you’re a smart person with some very unique views that don’t add up.

And we both got tuberculosis!

I have a question about ghosts. Can you marry them?

#prompts

((my name is rattie and i get really fuckin happy when someone gets excited when they recognize my muse))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#like???#someone gettin excited and happy because of my muse or where my muse is from?#that's A Goal™

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((what if i made a demon performer verse for tam based on the frog and the mouse fable?))

((im gonna do it!))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#catch me lookin up circus acts that involve water #if all else fails she'll just be an escape artist and the scorpion's wheel girl when not performin or somethin

((what if i made a demon performer verse for tam based on the frog and the mouse fable?))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#she'd be a worse trickster than scorpion that's for sure #tyin a new found friend to herself only for them to die in some horribly morbid way while still bein stuck to tam

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‘Game Grumps: Shrek Super Party PART 4′ Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“Shit, this sucks.”

“What is happening right now, [name]?”

“That really just went in one ear out the other.”

“At least I beat the fucking shit out of him.”

“Alright. She moves in the shitty bog.”

“You dumb bastard!”

“Don’t you smell like a fucking sewer.”

“Is it a trap door?”

“I’ve gotta go through the gates or whatever.”

“I’ve got a friend, I call him Billy… I’ve got thirteen other friends. Three of them are named Billy… Fucking friends. I’ve got lots of friends. Three of them are Billy.”

“Don’t steal – oh, you fucker, you stole.”

“Boy, you could really rake me over the coals here.”

“Choose a realm, Princess Whatever.”

#prompts