Yeah.

[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[galaxywarp]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[stay-the-knight]

[gouged-doll]

[datura-45]

Exact context of this scene btw

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[ozth]

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[i-give-you-a-fish]

In search of a fish that’s named for another animal, but the resemblance is abysmal

Not red, not golden, doesn’t look like a horse

You get a Golden Redhorse

Moxostoma erythrurum

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[deadgravity]

Rocky is a cutthroat bitch, statement.

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Oh yeah here's another place from my work place

It's stairs that no one uses

[elodieunderglass]

The feeling you have evoked is their use

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel