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[visceversa]

young man, ive been travelling the desert for around 3 months now. please, itd be lovely if you were to quench my thirst and draw jadenbu once more. If you are able to, that is... thank you.

hi anon i finally got around to drawing them hope you didn't die of thirst just yet..

[hopeswriting]

I think about that writing prompt about a hero ending up in the villains' group chat i reblogged back then sometimes. How i immediately felt like having tsuna in the hero's role, and then very predictably paired him up with the arcos as the villains lol. I'm not sorry about it. <3

So there's tsuna who isn't actually a hero but a nobody civilian, who first thinks this is someone playing a prank on him because no way he just got added to the actual group chat of one of the most notorious group of villains in the world. Tsuna who goes from "um, hi? Can i help you?" But then never actually gets to "i think there was some kind of mistake here" because the arcos are a bunch of yappers.

And at some point between "who the fuck is that?" "Is he one of you guys' underlings?" "Since when are we adding underlings to this group chat?" "Why don't you just hold a press conference to reveal all of our most sensitive information on live tv while you're at it, skull?", skull goes "i added him on purpose!!!" You know, like a liar. He IS the one who added tsuna, and judging by the others' reactions, he clearly wasn't meant to, but he doesn't remember why the hell it was on his to-do-list to do then?? Also the guy's profile picture and name don't even ring any fucking bell. Wait, was he supposed to add him to his underlings' group chat instead?? Ugh, whatever!!!

(Did tsuna... apply to become a group of villains' underling? He doesn't remember that.)

"What purpose?" The arcos continue to yap. "Aren't we always bitching about how nobody ever reads what the others have to say on here??" Skull says. "Well, there you have it! He can keep track of it and let us know of the important things!"

(Did tsuna... apply for this specific position as an underling?? He doesn't remember that either.)

"Why the fuck are you deciding that on your own?" Tsuna reads with a steadily increasing ominous feeling, because these guys sure seem to take this prank very seriously. "Is he even trustworthy?" "Haven't you guys ever heard of a trial period?" Skull defends. "And WHERE is he gonna let us know of those important things again??" They ignore him. "In the same group chat we never read???" "YOU'RE READING IT RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU???? FUCK YOU--"

"I actually already have a job, so..." Tsuna says, to which the arcos instantly go off on him because "why the fuck did you apply then???" And also "so???" Skull says, because his reputation is on the line here. "Just quit???"

(Did Tsuna really apply to this job, though? He guesses he must have, right? But did he really, though?

For the life of him, he really just can't remember.)

"Well, i kind of need the money, so..." He tries again, and feels himself lose 3 years of his life when they all go silent for a bit.

"You think we make our underlings work for free??" They start talking again all at the same time. "YOU THINK I DON'T PAY MY UNDERLINGS THE JUST SALARY FOR THEIR WORK????" Skull says, outraged. "PLUS ALL THE BENEFITS MIND YOU," he adds, because the FUCK does tsuna take him for???? "Well, i guess he at least won't have any problems saying the things he wants to say to us," reborn says.

"Well," tsuna keeps typing in a momentary lapse of sanity, "how much are we talking about...?"

"What do you mean how much?" The arcos keep yapping. "Didn't you read the contract?" "Didn't skull make you one?" "YES I DID," skull lies. ("THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE WHEN I SENT IT THE FIRST TIME," he keeps lying in tsuna's dms. "I'LL SEND IT AGAIN SOON.") "Do you just commit to things you don't know about?" "Are you stupid?", meanwhile skull sends in the group chat ten times the amount he usually offers, just to make sure to get one over the other arcos about how he's the one paying his underlings the most.

And, well. It sure IS more than what tsuna's current job pays him. Plus all the benefits?

"Am i really talking to the real arcobaleno?" He finally brings himself to ask before the offered money can make him lose all sense of self-preservation.

"Is your current job being a comedian?" Is the first answer he gets. "LMAO" "Whose dumbfuck wannabe villains out there would dare to use our names, let alone pretend to be us?" "Do we have to go on a purge again and remind everyone why they shouldn't do that?"

"Please don't," tsuna quickly types and sends in dawning and horrifying realization.

Is this really happening? Are they really the arcobaleno? 

They sure act like it.

"Don't tell us what to do." "Who the fuck asked for your opinion?"

"I won't kill anyone," tsuna takes the opportunity to say while they're on the subject. "And would like to be the least involved possible in any of your killings. Or crimes in general," he adds as an afterthought.

To which the arcos instantly go off on him again because "But YOU applied to work with US????" "Why the fuck keeping track of a group chat would involve you killing anyone??" "Who is it you're saying you'd have to kill? One of us?"

Tsuna feels himself lose 5 years of his life as he looks at the last message in horror, and then another 10 years when they all go dead silent again.

Oh god. He didn't fucking say that???? Oh fuck.

Is he dead? Are they gonna track him down and kill him?

Are they gonna kill him without even granting him his trial period even when he's apparently crazy enough to actually consider accepting the job?

"Where the hell do you even find these people, skull?" They eventually start yapping again, and tsuna starts breathing again. "You let your underlings talk to you like that?" "At least MY underlings actually TALK to me like the fellow human being i am" "debatable" "and you're proud of it?" "It's because even them can tell you're a fucking pushover lmao" "all of you shut the hell up. Does anyone actually have something important to say? Otherwise i'm out of here" "good fucking riddance," skull says. "Tsunayoshi, is it?"

"Yes, but you can just call me tsuna," he says, because what else is even there to say?

"As long as i don't have to hear directly from these guys ever again, i'll even pay you a million dollars a month"

"Haha," he says, because it feels like the correct thing to say.

"Oh, was that funny to you?" Reborn says, because of fucking course he does lmao.

And already, tsuna can see his shortened lifespan (in spirit) flash before his eyes.

(edit: i wrote more in the notes if you want!)

[freaknon]

I just sat and read so much bullshit I'm so happy this is the stupidest thing ever and the arcobaleno are perfect

[freaknon]

I know vtubers entire thing is fanservice and play into it for views and subs and money but I genuinely think mcyt should copy the nsfw hashtag they've got. All of their hashtags actually. A universally declared tag for art, nsfw in general, clips and more. Then just block the nsfw tag.

[titsliker]

i think regardless of your opinion on boundary discourse, boomie's post accusing fans of rape, pedophilia, abuse, and stalking is unacceptable behavior from any media professional. if this were to get anymore attention from mcyt fans and it were to damage the reputation of anyone willing to go to court about it, it could end up REALLY bad for his reputation and career as a streamer in the long run.

like im of course biased because i disagree with how content creators use boundaries in their relationships with their audience, but this guy is working in media. he should know not to publically accuse specific members of his audience of legit criminal offenses like ??? thats media ethics 101 right ??? right ??????????

[freaknon]

[freaknon]

Jaden hears rumours of the invis knight sleeping with everyone and he should feel jealous because she never slept with him, and she slept with other enemies so its not like thats the thing stopping her but he doesn't because he got something better than sex. Genuine trust and affection.

In all the rumours she was gone before any of her partners woke up. No matter how early they got up, she'd always be missing before they opened their eyes. She didn't even allow aftercare

Jaden on the other hand, was allowed to made her food that wasn't just golden apples or carrots, and convinced her to sleep next to him. He didn't realise how big of a deal this was even if she was extremely cagey and hell to convince she's worth it until after and he realised how much the invis knight didn't allow anyone to take care of her in any way

I'm imaginging jaden convinces her to take a nap, and despite being a respectable distance away jaden wakes up to her cuddled into his side. Pretending to still be asleep. So what jaden does is also pretend to still be drowsy and roll over and wrap an arm around her, tucking her into him and protecting her. And then she hides her face in the crook of his neck as he genuinely falls asleep again

When he finally wakes up later, she's up and ready without any word of the night before. And it's only when she's gone and people are talking in his civ she helped him aquire does he realise that although she offered her body to everyone, she offered her trust to him

[theorrot]

modern au theorrot where it’s literally just age gap. and size difference.

sugar daddy theo has his darling parrot and they bang.

like, imagine theo’s big bird (if you catch my drift) struggling to fit all up inside parrot because the size difference is just too big… also the age gap i feel like 19 and mid-30s maybe more… you will never catch me saying age gap is 1-4 years bro. never.

also i WILL be writing a fic abt this. lowk ao3 writers curse is hitting me alr??? i usually never get hurt but recently i’ve been getting hurt so much since i started writing on ao3… how odd….

🎟 anon!!!! :3

theorrot modern au age gap size difference 🤤🤤🤤 ive missed yapping to my inbox messages brah this one is like from a month ago im Sorry

SUGAR DADDY THEO i love the concept of that.... wow parrot youve got a hot big tall muscular rich fighter gentle perfect bird desiring you carnally do Not fucking fumble this bro i swear

i got ur drift i caught it... bro will genuinely break parrot’s pussy with his size alone... can parrot be a bit of a brat that gets humbled by theo here pls? 😢😢😢 younger brat parrot and older brat tamer theo... i saw a post somewhere on twt about purposely trying to rile up their dom, but the moment said dom says “are you sure, doll?” they back off immediately... theorrot as that, please... theo calling parrot “little bird” instead though... i feel like parrot would get shy when theo spends a lot on him and feels indebted... theo tells him not to worry about it but parrot still worries anyway LOL

older theo teaching parrot how to ride though...🤔🤔🤔 or theo fucking him into submission 🤔🤔🤔 i love this au Pleaseee bro please !!!!!!!! parrot worries about theo early on because he just seems so intimidating and tries to rile him up just to see how far theo would go... of course, the most violence theo has ever shown him is spanking him.. hehe... and perhaps overstimulation counts? it’s cruelty to parrot’s mind and lower body...

19 and mid 30s is perfect methinks nods nods... also, i agree, 1-4 is too small to be called an age gap crank it up!!!

THE CURSE GOT YOU TOO NAAAWW 😭😭😭😭 honestly the curse got me too Lowkey but i havent even finished writing the fic yet. hell i dont even think im halfway to finishing it... goodluck though, 🎟 anon!

[theorrot]

also on the age gap and size diff them in a sauna and parrot watches theos "big bird" grow ❤️ Theo telling parrot not to be scared and that he can jack him off pet the bird if he wants! What a kindhearted individual theo is letting parrot rub his bird.

theorrot sauna.... ive actually been thinking of drawing them like that but i havent gotten around to actually working on it LOL

theo is such a friendly individual ♥ isnt he just so nice..... i wanna see them fuck in the sauna and get things more heated

[the-queens-pup]

I like your jadenbu suggestion with beta-Jaden so imagine Wemmbu kinda forced to spend his heat with Jaden, since it hit suddenly and he doesn't really have nor time nor ability to retreat and hide. And Jaden doesn't give him room for negotiation and fleeing - "either you risk everything starting fro body to reputation, either stay here and safe." tho Wemmbu wanted to joke that his body already ruined, but it was bitter even for him, so he stays.

Jaden's scent is hisown and not that intoxicating an suffocating - dence but nice and Wemmbu nuzzles in a crook of his neck wrapping in blue coat, borrowed also from Jaden and smelling the same calming scent.

It's still bad and still hurts, but pirate gives him a room for whatever Wemmbu want to and need to, caress him soothingly, letting Wemmbu's cold hands explore other's body.

"Jaden," Wemm whines and whine even louder when pirate kiss his forehad running his own hands gently stroking Wemmbu waist.

"All yours, doll," Jaden purrs, "use me as you see fit." Harmonies mercilessly messes with Wemmbu's head and body but he sure do take his profit from such generous offer

I've been gate keeping this ask because it's so yummy giggles giggles

it's sooo <3333 Jaden letting wemmbu use him to his hearts content <33333 wemmbu taking off a few layers from them both to build a little nest for them to lay in <3333 Jaden pushing wemmbus head into his glands to help him get more of his scent to soothe him <33333 it's soooo I love it sm eats this nom nom - pup

[wemmbupilled]

fun fact about sharks: they have some of the best sense of smell in all of nature…

so shark hybrid jaden would definitely be able to smell whenever wemmbu gets aroused because of him 🤭

OMGGGGGG YO i love sharks but also the water scares me :3, love learning about sharks!!!

shark jaden my beloved <33 and omg?? jaden being able to smell the very instant wemmbu starts gettign wett while they are flirting<33 while jaden is whispering and dirty talkng into her ear, shes like hangin off him and gigglying and he can smell the exact MILISECOND she starts getting wet <33.

Mwah Mwah :3, he so uses his sense of smell to his advantage!!.

[theorrot]

so the newest wemmbu video. wemmbu tops shoebilly right

havent watched the Full video but why was billy kinda cute at the beginning. like he was just so confused when wemmbu randomly declared they were gonna fight he was just constantly saying “huh?” OHH MY GODDDD my middle aged brutal killer cant be this moe. what is wrong with him.

i think it’d be fun Finally there’s someone who can put that damn shoebill in his place

[sapsism]

do have any headcanons about clownrrot, mugmrot and ferrerot? during the hunt and maybe when parrot tried to steal the nether vault

Oh I have so many thoughts about this you don’t even know anon. Parrot is such a prey animal I think all the people who hunt him should get crazy obsessed with him. Just look at him!!!! He’s so good at running and oversmarting but not good enough to actually fight back…. Anyway that’s an entirely separate rant about why I love clownrrot + ferrerot + mugmrot. Headcanon time!

clownrrot + ferrerot + mugmrot headcanons

Clown would be the first to get obsessed with Parrot, unsurprisingly. He’d just be intrigued the few first times, and by the whole thing with the vault BAT made to protect Parrot, he’d be absolutely enamored.

I’d imagine at first, the other two would only just be there to make sure nobody interferes with Clown killing Parrot (like BAT). But then after Clown talks to them about Parrot for the dozenth time, they’d get curious themselves about him.

Ferre would be next, and would be in denial for a bit since he tries to keep in mind that their job is to kill Parrot. Once he finally accepts the fact that even if they got the opportunity to kill him, none of them would actually be able to do it, he’s just as obsessive as Clown. He’ll hide it better and definitely try to be the voice of reason, but he’s just as deranged as Clown.

Mugm would be the last to fall for Parrot, but also obsessed when he finally does. I think he would be the most gentle with Parrot out of the three. The other two wouldn’t really care about roughing Parrot up since they know he’s resilient, but Mugm is a bit more cautious about harming Parrot.

They all Love the cat and mouse game of letting Parrot think he’s escaped only to catch him again.

The first couple attempts Clown was seriously trying to kill Parrot, but after that he was just toying with him and planned to kidnap him or something. Because as long as Parrot’s out of Zam’s way, then he’ll still get the payment. So really, they can do whatever they want with Parrot as long as he’s out of Zam’s way.

Clown didn’t tell the other two about Proton and they’re forever upset about him over it. Parrot was so close to being in their grasp and Clown kept him to himself— and let him escape at that. He just finds their complaints hilarious.

Season two/after Clown took over the nether I feel like their dynamic would be a bit different. Still mostly the same, Clown still deranged and loving to toy with Parrot, but probably a bit more openly possessive? In season one, anyone would assume that Clown’s seriously trying to kill Parrot, while in season two, it’d be a lot more obvious he doesn’t seriously want to kill Parrot.

“Distance makes the heart grow fonder” is a saying for a reason, and I feel like they would want to just keep Parrot even more after not seeing him in so long. And if Parrot’s bold enough to go right into their territory and try to steal from them…… well, who can blame them when they give in and just take him?

Clown would find Parrot trying to steal from him adorable.

Ferre would try to spoil Parrot after finding out about that…… just covering him in golden accessories with red and white jewels. Dragon hybrid Ferre is so canon to me.

Ferre loves Parrot’s wings, absolutely adores them. He loves preening them, decorating them, kissing them.

Parrot is Covered in bite marks. Clown and Ferre do not hold back at all when it comes to covering him in marks, sinking their teeth in deep enough to draw blood. Mugm would at least try not to harm him too badly, but can’t resist leaving marks either.

Size difference size difference size difference— Sorry. Clown is freakishly tall, Ferre is only a bit shorter than him, and Mugm is about 3 inches taller than Parrot. Parrot is like 5’7, because I love short characters.

[freaknon]

Crackship: toxic yaoi yungy x shoebilly. Or they could be the healthiest relationship on the server that would also be funny

[theorrot]

DUDE that theobot concept but its theobot relentlessly fucking into parrot piston end rod style hard,fast, deep. no break till parrots back snaps into two from how much he's arching it and the the matress 's a fucking sea of his body fluids and parrots begging him, body overheating and brain melting please stop stop stop he cries trembling like a leaf in overstimulation but theobot won't cause he understands parrot's pleasure and he's programmed for pleasure only and he ONLY recognizes that pleasure and hes gonna milk that man dry ??????

Been thinking abt this ever since i got this ask WOOOUUHGJHHH i Love robotfucking.........

i could lowkey imagine parrot not knowing what hes signing up for when theobot’s boutta make the first move... i honestly love the thought of theobot either starting out slow and gentle in order to let parrot get used to it or have it IMMEDIATELY ram into parrot the first thrust in like his whole life’s purpose is to breed parrot...

parrot starts stumbling over his own words it’s not even comprehensible at this point... would this theobot still have its “pvp” training thing programmed in? because then it would likely recognize incoherent beggings since some weak people would not be ready to fight theobots 🤔🤔🤔 and also (i think i might’ve said this before, but i’ll say it again) theobot initially being programmed for pvp training and like. learning about weak spots and how to adapt would naturally be its specialty right??? so hes just straight up going to have parrot learn True pleasure...

parrot passing out and waking up to theobot STILL hitting his cervix like he was programmed for it (he was. for parrot specifically)... RIP PARROT PUSSY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 RIP HIS WHOLE BODY AND MIND AT THIS POINT 😭😭😭😭😭 HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STAND OR WALK FOR ANOTHER MONTH DEAR GOD

[billtheo]

bro... theo and parrot losing the battle to condercrest and they like capture them right... and then saps fucks parrot and theo gets thrown into the cuck chair UNTIL billy and flame enter the room👀 and then it just becomes saprrot and billtheo with flame holding Theo down when needed......

[theorrot]

Parrot has such a grabbable waist, theo better watch out. His enemies are gonna snatch parrot right under his wings if he isn't constantly railing him, clearly theo just needs to be connected to parrot 24/7

SERIOUSLYYY like what is he doing walking around with a waist like that... for other ppl to grab it??? WHORE

theo needs to be at his side every minute every second bruh... he cant risk this... hes gonna come back to parrot’s room after securing the perimeter just to find him nowhere because hes been kidnapped. smh. hes just gonna have parrot cockwarming him while his majesty works on paperworks because clearly thats more effective than anything else

[theorrot]

would theo be into bondage. 🤔

i feel like he’s the typa guy to tie parrot up and just… stare. like not even do anything, just admire parrot for HOURS, maybe like, some eating out/fingering, but other than that, i feel like theo would just. admire. yk.

actually i have this idea that parrot instead would be the one trying to rush, like whining, and squirming, but theo would stop that definitely.

like imagine fucking parrot, tying him up, and just STARING at where THEO’s come is like drooling out of parrot. like. imagine that.

like how i imagine this situation to go

px2: …

t: …

px2: you gonna fuck me anytime soon or nah

t: nah

(except he probably would because he’s weak for parrot.)

(OR (as i said before) theo fucks him while tied up and watched the come pour out of bro’s hole/cloaca/whatever else)

thoughts? :3

🎟🎟🎟

oomf u gen fill my inbox i love it. also yes he Definitely Would... i havent finished any drawing that includes their full ref but i just REALLY love outlaw theo ok? cowboy theo? theo with a cowboy lasso Please... pllleaaaseee...

i love how he somehow gets the patience to just stare unmovingly when parrot’s tied up. theo would LOVE watching parrot squirm around while he’s being fucked or fingered or eaten or Just stimulated in general...

i can see parrot just whining and he cant even kick or do anything to theo to break him out of his trance because he’s tied up!!! he’ll be whining so hard and before theo (or parrot) has realized it the little bound bird is already tearing up... d'aawww....

theo cant ever deny parrot and thats a fact. theyre so stupid i haaatee them... i really wanna draw parrot bondage now but Sighs

[theorrot]

so... what do we think about dumbification kink parrot? the smartest player on his knees, drooling with his eyes rolled back in ecstasy with a vibrator set on high up his ass (or pussy) bombarding his senses so much he couldnt think clearly. if his friends are mean enough they would dangle their cock above him and he'd whine and chase it like a puppy.... a puppy.... *cut to wifies lagging in place as he unlocks something new within him while ashwag and clownpierce cackles like mad witches because they probably set the whole thing up*

while we're at it, lets have a puppy party, make wifies cock drunk as well!!!! -🐴

I ESPECIALLY LOVE WHEN DUMBIFICATION HAPPENS TO SMART CHARACTERS. it’s perfect for parrot whos know as the “smartest player” in unstable and probably all of minecraft...

they would most definitely tease him so much and he can barely register it... i’d love the thought of them both edging and overstimulating parrot good gosh he is not surviving... maybe they could tie him up or put a collar on him, maybe? idk how i started tying it to puppy play... puppy... come here wifies it’s ur turn