Captain Pregrina Freaks

YOU ALL ARE DIRT BENEATH MY FEET, I HATE ALL OF YOU

[freaks-you-out]

WELCOME IMBECILES TO THE COOLEST AND BEST GOROTMA PLAYERS BLOG, ME, PREGRINA FREAKS

Honestly it’s so hard to be better than everyone at this stupid school and to carry the Shadows banner team on my freaking back!

I HOPE YOU ALL COWER IN FEAR BEFORE ME, BECAUSE YOU SHOULD, RESPECT AND ADORE ME FOOLS!!!

Ugh Ig here are the other teams, but i’m not going to tag any of them because I HATE THEM (authors note: real reason is because i’m lazy, sorry 😭)

THE BACKSTABBING GOOD FOR NOTHING TWO-FACED RATS (Shadows)

THE CLOWNS (Knights)

THE BARFS (Bards)

THE LIZARDS (Dragons)

THE WEEDS (Roses)

Now all of you better GIVE ME A FOLLOW RIGHT NOW

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

Apparently all my friends are here so I guess I should probably make an account too?

Hi! I'm Milo, he/him, stopper for the Knights!

[freaks-you-out]

EW WHO INVITED JELLYBOY HERE?

UGH THIS TUMBLR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

My friends invited me, who invited you?

Wait I'm sorry,,, this was easier with Casper he isn't as terrifying as you,,,

[freaks-you-out]

I INVITE MYSELF BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT UNLIKE YOU YOU LOSER

REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE WITH THAT LAME COMEBACK TOO DIDNY YOU!? PATHETIC

AND YOU SHOULD BE SORRY

I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS MEET IN PERSON, I HAVE A FEW NEW GHOSTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO SAY HI TO YOU JELLY BOY ☺️☺️☺️

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

@numberonegorotamafan do you think Pork Roll wants to do jelly dragon again? I wanted to tag her but I forgot their username,,, ^^''

[freaks-you-out]

WOW HE CANT EVEN FACE ME ON HIS OWN

HE NEEDS A UGLY STINKY DRAGONS HELP (whos only focused on getting a stupid ball) TO EVEN HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO FACE ME

THATS JUST SO SAD FOR YOU HAHA 🤣

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

If you're ever mean to Pork Roll again I'll coat the entire crypt in enough jelly that you'll never see a ghost again.

[freaks-you-out]

OHHH BOO HOO IM SO SCARED OF YOU 😂😂😂

Acting as if YOU of all people could even perform a feat like that 😂😂😂

I KNOW YOUR ONLY ACTING THIS CONFIDENT BECAUSE ITS ON A BLOG, I DARE YOU TO SAY THIS TO MY FACE

OH YEAH I KNOW YOU WOULDNT

AND GET THAT STUPID DRAGON OUT OF HERE, @numberonegorotamafan YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CONTROL IT BETTER

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

I'll say it to your face too! Pork Roll is a good dragon, and Key is doing really good controlling it. She's kind of like our mascot,,,

[freaks-you-out]

YOU CAST OF CLOWNS REALLY KNOW HPW TO EMBARASS YOURSELVES, LIKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE AS YOUR MASCOT?!

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂

AND TRAINED?! I DONT THINK THE BARDS WOULD AGREE WITH THAT

MEET ME AT THE CRYPT SINCE YOUR SO CONFIDENT

[futuredragonscaptain]

Who would make a better future captain for the Dragons?

Me (Hilal)

Ondine

Remaining time: 11 hours 27 minutes

@thedragonstriker

@isvarg

@i-love-my-web (Why won't it let me mention ???????)

[ondine-water-girl]

Everyone should go and vote the correct answer (me)

[thedragonstriker]

Im not voting. Period.

[freaks-you-out]

Ohhhh Ragno, your team is already planning for when you leave

That reeks of fake behavior and sabatoge for you disguised as planning ahead

I’m surprised you would let this slide? Maybe your not as great of a Captain as I thought

[thedragonstriker]

Of course they'd need to plan, i am their best player after all. The team needs me, unlike yours it seems

[freaks-you-out]

WHAT.

DID.

YOU.

JUST.

SAY.

OF COURSE MY TEAM STILL NEEDS ME, I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA THEY DIDNT, I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN CONANS PATHETIC LEADERSHIP!?

THEYRE GONNA COME CRAWLING BACK AND I’LL BECOME GOYEN SANGAS FAVORITE AGAIN

BUY YOU WOULDNT KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER, IT SEEMS YOUR GOYEN IS TOO BUSY OBSESSING OVER THE CLOWN THEN YOU, HER SO CALLED STAR STRIKER

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

Apparently all my friends are here so I guess I should probably make an account too?

Hi! I'm Milo, he/him, stopper for the Knights!

[freaks-you-out]

EW WHO INVITED JELLYBOY HERE?

UGH THIS TUMBLR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

My friends invited me, who invited you?

Wait I'm sorry,,, this was easier with Casper he isn't as terrifying as you,,,

[freaks-you-out]

I INVITE MYSELF BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT UNLIKE YOU YOU LOSER

REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE WITH THAT LAME COMEBACK TOO DIDNY YOU!? PATHETIC

AND YOU SHOULD BE SORRY

I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS MEET IN PERSON, I HAVE A FEW NEW GHOSTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO SAY HI TO YOU JELLY BOY ☺️☺️☺️

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

@numberonegorotamafan do you think Pork Roll wants to do jelly dragon again? I wanted to tag her but I forgot their username,,, ^^''

[freaks-you-out]

WOW HE CANT EVEN FACE ME ON HIS OWN

HE NEEDS A UGLY STINKY DRAGONS HELP (whos only focused on getting a stupid ball) TO EVEN HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO FACE ME

THATS JUST SO SAD FOR YOU HAHA 🤣

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

If you're ever mean to Pork Roll again I'll coat the entire crypt in enough jelly that you'll never see a ghost again.

[freaks-you-out]

OHHH BOO HOO IM SO SCARED OF YOU 😂😂😂

Acting as if YOU of all people could even perform a feat like that 😂😂😂

I KNOW YOUR ONLY ACTING THIS CONFIDENT BECAUSE ITS ON A BLOG, I DARE YOU TO SAY THIS TO MY FACE

OH YEAH I KNOW YOU WOULDNT

AND GET THAT STUPID DRAGON OUT OF HERE, @numberonegorotamafan YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CONTROL IT BETTER

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

Apparently all my friends are here so I guess I should probably make an account too?

Hi! I'm Milo, he/him, stopper for the Knights!

[freaks-you-out]

EW WHO INVITED JELLYBOY HERE?

UGH THIS TUMBLR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

My friends invited me, who invited you?

Wait I'm sorry,,, this was easier with Casper he isn't as terrifying as you,,,

[freaks-you-out]

I INVITE MYSELF BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT UNLIKE YOU YOU LOSER

REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE WITH THAT LAME COMEBACK TOO DIDNY YOU!? PATHETIC

AND YOU SHOULD BE SORRY

I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS MEET IN PERSON, I HAVE A FEW NEW GHOSTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO SAY HI TO YOU JELLY BOY ☺️☺️☺️

[ihatemyunclesuryasunspear]

From what I heard, the ghosts are scared of his jelly.

So that’s not the best idea, Pregrina…

[freaks-you-out]

UGH YOU HAD TO REMIND US!?

WELL HOKES ON ALL OF YOU, I’LL JUST CONVINCE GOYEN SANGA TO GIVE ME A DIA-

I MEAN HELP ME TRAIN THEM TO BE RESISTANT TO THE JELLY

JUST YOU GUYS WAIT

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

Apparently all my friends are here so I guess I should probably make an account too?

Hi! I'm Milo, he/him, stopper for the Knights!

[freaks-you-out]

EW WHO INVITED JELLYBOY HERE?

UGH THIS TUMBLR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

My friends invited me, who invited you?

Wait I'm sorry,,, this was easier with Casper he isn't as terrifying as you,,,

[freaks-you-out]

I INVITE MYSELF BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT UNLIKE YOU YOU LOSER

REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE WITH THAT LAME COMEBACK TOO DIDNY YOU!? PATHETIC

AND YOU SHOULD BE SORRY

I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS MEET IN PERSON, I HAVE A FEW NEW GHOSTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO SAY HI TO YOU JELLY BOY ☺️☺️☺️

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

@numberonegorotamafan do you think Pork Roll wants to do jelly dragon again? I wanted to tag her but I forgot their username,,, ^^''

[freaks-you-out]

WOW HE CANT EVEN FACE ME ON HIS OWN

HE NEEDS A UGLY STINKY DRAGONS HELP (whos only focused on getting a stupid ball) TO EVEN HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO FACE ME

THATS JUST SO SAD FOR YOU HAHA 🤣

[futuredragonscaptain]

Who would make a better future captain for the Dragons?

Me (Hilal)

Ondine

Remaining time: 11 hours 27 minutes

@thedragonstriker

@isvarg

@i-love-my-web (Why won't it let me mention ???????)

[ondine-water-girl]

Everyone should go and vote the correct answer (me)

[thedragonstriker]

Im not voting. Period.

[freaks-you-out]

Ohhhh Ragno, your team is already planning for when you leave

That reeks of fake behavior and sabatoge for you disguised as planning ahead

I’m surprised you would let this slide? Maybe your not as great of a Captain as I thought

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

Apparently all my friends are here so I guess I should probably make an account too?

Hi! I'm Milo, he/him, stopper for the Knights!

[freaks-you-out]

EW WHO INVITED JELLYBOY HERE?

UGH THIS TUMBLR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

My friends invited me, who invited you?

Wait I'm sorry,,, this was easier with Casper he isn't as terrifying as you,,,

[freaks-you-out]

I INVITE MYSELF BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT UNLIKE YOU YOU LOSER

REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE WITH THAT LAME COMEBACK TOO DIDNY YOU!? PATHETIC

AND YOU SHOULD BE SORRY

I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS MEET IN PERSON, I HAVE A FEW NEW GHOSTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO SAY HI TO YOU JELLY BOY ☺️☺️☺️

[the-knights-striker]

Guys

Should I change my name to "Ultimate Ragno Ragebaiter"

[freaks-you-out]

NO BECAUSE YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT IT MIRROR MAN 😂😂😂

[the-knights-striker]

@freaks-you-out

Please

You're giving to give me a headache with your capital letters and weird explanations

[freaks-you-out]

GOOD, EVERY INCONVENIENCE I BRING YOU CLOWNS, ESPECIALLY YOU, MAKES MY DAY ☺️☺️☺️

IM SO GLAD TO KNOW NOW THAT I SHOULD KEEP CAPATALIZING EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, NO ONE CAN 😂😂😂😂😂

(except Goyen Sanga of course but you’re not him LOSER)

[the-knights-striker]

All the Shadows are M.I.A when it comes to roasting Ragno

[freaks-you-out]

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HUH

WHY WOULD I WASTE MY BREATH WITH A LIZARD STRIKER WHO IS LOSING HIS TITLE TO A ROOKIE, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DEAL WITH UNLIKE YOU

[thesnackthatsmilosback]

Apparently all my friends are here so I guess I should probably make an account too?

Hi! I'm Milo, he/him, stopper for the Knights!

[freaks-you-out]

EW WHO INVITED JELLYBOY HERE?

UGH THIS TUMBLR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

[thekalasterocknewsclub]

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[freaks-you-out]

I have a suggestion

STOP INSULTING THE SHADOWS

[balis77]

You know it doesn't warrant the whole "trying to kill Key and Ssyelle and destroying their armor order" thing, but I gotta wonder if Calista's hostility towards them has anything to do with the fact trial day for her went a little like this:

Callista: Ok, so you're telling me Falco Sunspear. The literal best prospect from this year. The nephew of Goyen Sunspear. Of the Sunspear family who has literally played exclusively on the Bards for decades... said no? Tiffania: Yep. Callista: And he decided to join up with the fucking Roses?! Tiffania: Uh huh. Callista: Great. Fucking great. Ok what about that timekeeper girl from the All-Star game? She was pretty good. What about her? Tiffania: Also said no actually. Callista: Oh did the fucking Roses poach her too? Tiffania: Apparently she turned them down too? Don't know whats going on with her. Callista: How? We're literally the only two teams looking for a goalkeeper! What, is she trying to steal the Shadows from Pregrina or something? Tiffania: Don't ask me. Callista: Ok. Ok. Fine. We'll just go with that sound kid with the lute. Apparently he was pretty good too, plus he fits the theme. So we lost two of the best prospects from the trials, whatever. We still- Casper: *Walking in, upset* Guys, Odward quit the team. Callista: *Deep, incredibly angry breath* ...Are you FUCKING-

[freaks-you-out]

You act like timekeeper could steal the Shadows from me 😂😂😂

That’s so sad 😂

[thekalasterocknewsclub]

Imagine even wishing to be on the shadows 💀

-Tuck

[freaks-you-out]

YOU FOOL, YOU DONT REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE EVEN DREAM OF BEING ON THE SHADOWS, WE ARE GREATER THAN YPULL EVER BE 😂😂😂

@kaiulanioftheshadows

@conanvillani

@frekisavarog

BACK ME UP ON THIS

[balis77]

You know it doesn't warrant the whole "trying to kill Key and Ssyelle and destroying their armor order" thing, but I gotta wonder if Calista's hostility towards them has anything to do with the fact trial day for her went a little like this:

Callista: Ok, so you're telling me Falco Sunspear. The literal best prospect from this year. The nephew of Goyen Sunspear. Of the Sunspear family who has literally played exclusively on the Bards for decades... said no? Tiffania: Yep. Callista: And he decided to join up with the fucking Roses?! Tiffania: Uh huh. Callista: Great. Fucking great. Ok what about that timekeeper girl from the All-Star game? She was pretty good. What about her? Tiffania: Also said no actually. Callista: Oh did the fucking Roses poach her too? Tiffania: Apparently she turned them down too? Don't know whats going on with her. Callista: How? We're literally the only two teams looking for a goalkeeper! What, is she trying to steal the Shadows from Pregrina or something? Tiffania: Don't ask me. Callista: Ok. Ok. Fine. We'll just go with that sound kid with the lute. Apparently he was pretty good too, plus he fits the theme. So we lost two of the best prospects from the trials, whatever. We still- Casper: *Walking in, upset* Guys, Odward quit the team. Callista: *Deep, incredibly angry breath* ...Are you FUCKING-

[freaks-you-out]

You act like timekeeper could steal the Shadows from me 😂😂😂

That’s so sad 😂

[freaks-you-out]

Which is your favourite team? (not including shadows)

NONE OF THEM, ALL THESE TEAMS SUCK SO MUCH AND ARE SO PATHETIC, I COULDNT FIND A PLACE IN MY HEART TO EVEN CARE FOR THESE STUPID WRETCHED TEAMS

You were a fool to think i’d even support any of those horrendous teams

OOC (author): Please Pregrina can you please answer the question

UGH, FINE! If i’m forced to chose Ig the Liz- DRAGONS… at least they have a respectable Captain and clearly take this game seriously unlike those other loser teams who are overshadowed by rookies

Ragno knows how to command authority over his loser teammates, and I can respect that (though it’s also pathetic how he’s letting his title of “Dragon Striker” be taken by a Clown farm boy- how embarrasing)

I still find them to be super cocky and overrated, but they’re the only tolerable teams I guess 🙄

[freaks-you-out]

I finally found one thing me and @casper-ferreiro can relate on

No one can handle our “unique” personalities

[casper-ferreiro]

Huh, I didn’t think we’d have anything in common, but you’re right… except my unique personality is charming, and you’re is just annoying.

[freaks-you-out]

I don’t think @the-knights-striker would agree on the charming part, he did break up with you after all

Charms couldn’t save you then TAKE THAT 😂

ALSO CALL ME ANNOYING ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU, AND YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH

(this is why i never complement imbeciles like you)

[casper-ferreiro]

See? @c4llistaferreiro, @bau-ncyball? Other people keep bringing him up. This is not on me this time.

@the-knights-striker has terrible taste; that’s not one me.

[c4llistaferreiro]

Pregrina only brought him up because she’s speaking to you, and even if it wasn’t on you this time, it still usually is.

[casper-ferreiro]

Yeah, she was trying to get a reaction out of me; too bad I’m over it.

[freaks-you-out]

THANK YOU CALLISTA

“I’m over it” I can literally see into your soul you liar 😂😂😂