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The Greek Gods when they see a new arrival to the God afterlife and hear her mention her husband Kratos:
of the theory that ishmael's character has stagnated somewhat because the moment she sees ahab survived and is with hermann she is going to completely regress for a few moments and THAT kickstarts post canto development for her
Ishmael seeing Ahab again can go one of two ways:
She sees Ahab has once again acquired a crew of people who she is driving to their destruction purely for her satisfaction, and eventually resolves to put her down not out of vengeance or wrath, but to stop her from ensnaring others the way she was and perhaps finally give her old captain the peace in death she clearly could not find in life.
She ragebaits the fuck out of that old woman about stealing her Palid Whale kill until Ahab gets so pissed her own E.G.O dissolves her or something
Bro if that was the first fucking encounter the remaining 3 terrify me.
Romantasy YA book with the standard "Hunger Games Trials/Deadly School in a fucked up dystopia world" set up but halfway through the protagonist learns that the rest of the world is actually pretty normal and stable and she's just been raised in what is effectively a isolated cult founded by remnants of the losing side of a war that ended a long time ago.
The constant threats around every corner? Yeah, that's because said remnant fled to the literal most hostile region on the planet after they began to lose the war and they're simultaneously too entrenched to easily remove but also too insignificant for anyone to care enough to devote the resources to doing so.
The forced and arranged relationships? Yeah that's because their society was founded and mostly consists of a bunch of deranged supremacists who are fully aware they have an isolated and dying population and are literally trying to have their younger members have as many kids as possible as young as possible to keep up numbers. The reason all the main cast members jump so quickly and heavily into romances is because that mindset is literally instilled with them from birth for the purposes of the cult and they have no idea what an actual healthy relationship looks like.
The increasingly lethal tests they have to undergo that seemed designed more to kill people than to actually train them in any way? Yeah that's because they're in a cult that thinks they can social darwinism their way back to power even though they're a dying fringe movement that is like one bad crop rotation away from dying of famine. And why do you think their side lost that war and had to flee into seclusion? Turns out basic training having a 50%+ casualty rate means you lose in sustained conflicts with forces that, you know, don't do that.
that post about “you get bandits when you cut soldiers loose without pay” reminds me of the Thirty Years War, because one could say that beneath all the religious schisms and diplomatic jockeying, the heart of the thirty years war was “what happens when you have a state with just enough capacity to raise massive armies but without enough financial capacity to actually pay those armies” and the answer is that the line between professional armies and roving gangs of bandits disappears and every time you try to raise an army it just becomes another independently acting wildfire devouring the countryside. No matter how bad things get, every day I wake up and thank my lucky stars that I do not live in 17th century Europe. Or 17th century China. Or the 17th century Americas. Or basically anywhere in the 17th century.
Funniest kit reveal
Very cool of this week's episode of Beatbreak to confirm that Maki keeps no less than two, likely at least three, combat knives within reach at all times.
ranking the five fingers based on how much I think they respect trans and nonbinary people in their ranks
The Pinky: do whatever
The Middle: Middle Apprentice Ishmael mentions a Middle Sibling (singular), which is cool. When you come out they probably throw a mandatory gender reveal party complete with all the worst parts of gender reveal parties. If you do not want to come out to everyone, too bad. All your other siblings go “Don’t worry about getting hate! If they don’t respect your identity we’ll just kill them” if you express your desire to maybe not be so loud in announcing your new title
The Ring: encourages messing with your pronouns and gender presentation to the point that no one can tell who is serious about their gender and who is doing it for as performance art (and if you try to insist that this is about your core identity and not a persona, everyone gets mad at you for insinuating doing it for art is any less meaningful). and by “performance art” I mean less like drag and more like coming up with the longest neopronouns you can specifically to watch your fellow students struggle to pronounce them. so it's like no one will attack you for coming out but no one is really taking you seriously either and depending on what you do they might even call you boring
The Thumb: I feel like they just do run-of-the-mill transphobia
The Index: You might be thinking "but we've seen a nonbinary member of the Index!" which is true. However the prescript ultimately has the last word on your gender and if you think the prescript is wrong fuck your life
Alright counterpoint: The Thumb is all about respecting those higher than you on the hierarchy.
Therefore, I posit that the Thumb would instead work on the rule of "You are only allowed to be transphobic to those lower than you. Transphobia to anyone higher ranked is punishable by instant death."
It's a bittersweet joy when one of your favourite artists is like "so yeah, I finally got on HRT, and it turns out that without a constant pall of existential dread looming over my libido I'm really only interested in drawing vanilla het".
naming names woul be a step too far, but i would like to know how many times you've seen this happen. this feels like a 3+ kinda situation
Twice this year alone.
Heathcliff when he hears one of the Nursefather IDs describe what it's like when Bad End Ryoshu temporarily erases their ass and they describe the two lost House of Spiders apprentices and "some blonde woman in a brown dress":
The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."
"Are you really going to tax a DRAGON?"
"Well someone in this lair has to pay! And I already filed."
There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:
“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”
“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”
Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP
I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:
There's a massive stretch of the full lawsuit that's literally just summary of both books. You can tell the judge/whoever wrote this up started either a. getting genuinely invested, or b. started heading into full on literary critique territory
people talk about cursed knowledge and infohazards but I think learning how movement speed is actually worked out in Morrowind is a rare example of actual cursed knowledge that drives you to madness.
theres a stat called "speed" in morrowind. It determines your movement speed, and nothing else. this is the third most important factor in determining your movement speed.
theres a skill called athletics as well. this determines how fast you run - because running is different from walking. walking is extremely slow, so running is important. Athletics is the fourth most important factor in determining your movement speed.
theres another stat called "strength". among other things, it determines your carry capacity. the percentage of your current carrying capacity which is currently 'filled' determines how fast you move. In practice, this is the second most important factor in determining your character's movement speed.
Now, old hats of elder scrolls games can see where im going with this. most know that in skyrim, your speed is actually someone determined by your height. this means that, in practice, high elves are a little bit faster than everyone else. In morrowind, the characters also have different heights, and its actually more pronounced than in later games
This has no effect on movement speed*.
There is a secret stat, determined by race and gender, in morrowind and only morrowind. it is called 'Weight' and for some reason determines how wide chests are and how jacked your character looks when shirtless. For some reason, this hidden and unchangeable stat is the single biggest determinator of movement speed. A male wood elf, the smallest race at a diminutive .9 weight and a fast starting speed of 50, will move significantly slower than a male orc, the most jacked beefcake race at 1.35 weight with only 30 starting speed.
However, this also means that mechanically, women are just worse than men in morrowind because almost all female characters have a weight of .9. This Calculation is hard coded into the game. *for some reason, height does affect vertical movement when levitating.
you know, I was expecting some fuckass coding issue or incredibly bizarre stopgap measure.
I was not expecting "Morrowind's code is objectively misogynist when it comes to character movement speed"
Your spells are custom-made for you, by you. Usually it doesn’t change much, but tonight you were robbed and as the thief tried to cast one of your spells, he burned to a husk before he finished the first line. Your party takes a step away from the book.
"...Copyright protection?"
"Copyright protection."
It’s been about half a year since the magical girls showed up and started protecting the city. You hadn’t thought much of them until you walked in on your son detransforming in his bedroom.
"So uh, does this mean you're like... you know, or is it like a Ranma type... thing...?"
"What? No no, uh..." He visually reconsidered "...Ok maybe- I don't know I gotta... Gotta really figure things out. After we deal with this whole Shadow Queen thing."
"Ok just, I support you regardless, but, just like... be careful out there, alright?"
so the whole Mummymon backstory situation in this week's Beatbreak is honestly so fucked
like this woman abandoned them for some guy because he told her to - and it's clear he's cultivated her obsessive devotion that she would go through with abandoning her partner, but there's no way that relationship ended well
like, it's always a big red flag with someone stipulating that you get rid of your pets to be in a relationship with them, like it's a controlling behaviour and possibly an indication that this person doesn't want anything else around "competing" for your attention
but with the theme in this season that the Digimon reflect aspects of their partner's personality, that implies this guy didn't like her for who she really was anyway - which you could even say is why she looks so different in the happy flashbacks compared to the abandonment flashback, she's changed her whole style to try and please this guy
given how this show has brought back one-off characters in later episodes, we might see the no-doubt unpleasant fallout of this relationship later down the line
Can I also point out that there's a weird little discrepancy with Ghostmon's bounty?
30K is kinda ridiculous for a Rookie-level that caused so little trouble he was able to evolve all the way to Ultimate without the Ministry becoming aware of him. For context, Hyemon Piercing only had 500 before it got upgraded to 100k due to him having actively attacked a cleaner group and deleted one of their Digimon (Plus Kawazaki upgrading it as a kind of favor to get Hitomi's e-Pulse back) It's really weird and we don't get any indication Ghostmon is a particularly powerful or rare digimon...
...unless, of course, the same guy who's implied to already know what Digimon are (judging by how his reaction to Ghostmon was just "get rid of it" instead of, you know, freaking the fuck out) also wanted to make sure that Ghostmon never came back.
Sinclair: Look, there it is again! I swear every time I've been near Ryoshu lately her scabbard has been rumbling in this really weird way. Is it like a code or something?
Meursault: I recognize it as Morse Code. Would you like me to translate?
Sinclair: I guess?
Araya, being translated through Meursault: B-I-T-C-H