can you write a fanfic involving ian brown, robert keating, and matt terry thats about them stealing van mccanns test tube.
Yes of course! :) (Going to be a multiple parter)
Content warning; swearing
After a long day of playing bass Bobby was ready to relax, he’d got home and sat down with a microwaved meal when he got a phone call.
“Hello?” he asked in confusion, not recognising the number
It all went silent. He shrugged it off and assumed it was someone messing around with him. Tucking into his meal nicely he shouted at Alexa to play ‘Sucker for you’ by Matt Terry. His music was a favourite of Robs, especially after a stressful day.
“AAH!” he was shaken by a loud bang at his front door. His microwaved lasagna went up in the air along with himself.
He tiptoed to the door trying to make as little noise as possible until the door flung open.
“Reyt then.. fucking hell ye flats a tip lad... any-“ but before he could finish Robert cut him off.
“Ian?? Ian brown? What... am I dreaming or something?” he replied in disbelief
“No time for a chat yer coming with me”
Ian grabbed Bobby by the wrists and dragged him out to his car. Rob was in such a state of confusion he couldn’t even find the words to ask what was happening.
“Ian what is this where are we going?” he asked shuffling in the car seat
“Nothing too bad just got to steal Van Mccans test tube and prevent him being born”
The engine started and the car moved at a frantic speed. Ian wasn’t a good driver and if Rob wasn’t nervous enough he was absolutely shitting it now.
“Hold on.. Van Mccan is a test tube baby??? And what do you mean prevent him being born?! I give up”
Ian said nothing, still driving at full speed when a man went flying across the window.
“THAT WAS FUCKING MATT TERRY!” Rob shouts, tears forming in his eyes “YOU JUST HIT MY FAVOURITE SINGER YOU CUNT”
I’m gonna leave it here... a wee bit of a cliffhanger! Keep an eye out for part 2
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