Riddle- Super safe by-the-book driver, but can get pretty bad road rage sometimes, prefers to be the driver unless someone he trusts like Trey is driving.
Ace- Ugh, frat boy driver, too fast, on his phone at least 50% of the time, no one wants to ride in the car with him, luckily as long as you let him ride shotgun he is fine with others driving.
Deuce- Good boy, very street smart and knows when to bend the rules. The actual safest driver in Heartslabyul, could be a stunt driver but he prefers blastcycles.
Cater- Fine, no real notes other than his playlists suuuuuuck if you don’t like bubblegum pop. Shockingly better about not being on his phone while driving than Ace is, but is still a better passenger in the end, excellent navigator, roadtrip king.
Trey- The one everyone thinks is the safest driver in Heartslabyul, and he is pretty safe, but can be a little too goody and not a good enough driver to get out of issues.
Leona- Good driver, no real notes but is picky about who sits shotgun, especially if they want to change the music.
Jack- By-The-Book, but too much where it sometimes makes more problems than it solves (“If other people would drive properly I wouldn’t have any issues” Sorry bud thats never going to happen)
Ruggie- Great driver with amazing reflexes, but just doesn’t really like driving for some reason? Leona's favorite co-pilot (you will never hear Leona say this out loud but everyone knows it from the grumbling if someone else gets shotgun)
Azul- Oof. Getting used to a human body was bad enough, and then flying a broom, but now you want him to drive a giant hunk of metal that can get to terrifying speeds? No thank you. Anxious king to the point where he might have gotten his permit at some point but eventually gave up and just has other people drive him or takes cabs/etc.
Jade- Mid driver, likes fucking with people just a little too much sometimes, but safe. Just make sure if he isn’t driving, he gets a window seat, and DO NOT have him navigate, because he gets carsick like no one's business and we all know that looking at/reading something makes that shit worse.
Floyd- Great driver…. If he feels like driving. Which is like a 50/50 chance, might be slightly higher if he likes the car. Car snob, biiiig time. Doesn’t really get road rage but will drive up next to assholes, make direct eye contact and chomp at them while baring his teeth.
Kalim- You think anyone is gonna let him drive himself or others? Hell no. Brings the best snacks though. One of the weird people who prefer sitting in the back instead of shotgun.
Jamil- Great driver, but doesn’t love it unless he’s driving alone. Which is rare unless he manages to get out of his whole servant situation.
Vil- Fine driver, no real notes, another car snob though, he’s a classy bitch who needs a classy ride okay?
Epel- Would be a fantastic driver if he didn’t get such bad road rage. Worst rager of the cast actually, Vil refuses to be in the car when he drives, and most people try and make sure he isn’t the one driving on road trips and the like.
Rook- Could be a stunt driver but he usually refuses to lock the fuck in when driving so he seems super ditzy most of the time, getting into near misses and such. Never gets in accidents though, to the point where it's kinda suspicious?
Idia- Haaaaates driving (outside and having to deal with people? No fucking thank you) but can just fine, picky about what he drives, probably has a few really nice fancy cars, and then the old beater that he likes the way it handles and its low profile so thats all people usually see him drive so they assume hes poor as hell.
Ortho- shockingly bad with any car he can’t hook up to and control with his robot powers, but if he can do that he's perfect. I think it would be mad funny if he sometimes got road rage
Malleus- One of those people who if they so much as touch the steering wheel, the car breaks in some way. Just don’t. Sorry Malmal, you are gonna have to be a passenger princess if you want to be in a vehicle.
Silver- Narcoleptic, cannot legally drive.
Sebek- Shockingly a granny driver, super slow and safe. Also shockingly doesn’t really get road rage. Lilia would rather walk then be a passenger when Sebek is driving (he would probably get there faster too)
Lilia- Both the worst and best driver. Has the skills of the best stunt drivers, but is a total jackass when driving. Will he ever crash? No. Will anyone in the vehicle be traumatised unless they are an adrenaline junkie? Yes. One of those people who bitches about automatic vehicles (he has to be able to *feel* the machine, ya know?) loves break checks and yells it loudly every time he does it. Literally those videos of people playing driving games or GTA where they are going crazy swerving through traffic but never crashing themselves. Owns a police scanner (multiple, actually, no one knows where he's keeping the things, someone takes one and another appears)
AzulxReader/Yuu, JadexReader/Yuu, FloydxReader/Yuu, GN Reader/Yuu (I just say “you”)
This is assuming “kiss the girl” is a song in twist, i know they have confirmed a few songs but cant remember if this was one.
So lets say the boys and reader/yuu/you have been crushing on each other, maybe flirting a little, enough tension that the other 2 know that you like each other, but he is too nervous or shy to confess or anything. So after the Jamil overblot, there's probably at least a little time before classes start again, and the Octatrio invites you over for a sleepover/movie session. So you and the 3 are in your jammies on the couch, and you get through like one movie and the other 2 leave, making whatever excuse (if Jade is one of the 2, probably makes a very obvious/stupid excuse, clearly plotting something but he's always doing that) now you are left with your crush sitting on the couch, and you start a second movie. A little bit in, especially if there is a lull in volume, you hear something, some music. Now of course you won’t know the song because all Disney related memories were removed for plot reasons- I mean uh, the song doesn’t exist in your original world, but your crush knows the song, which is slowly getting louder, coming from below you. Your crush now excuses himself and leaves the room, and you hear yelling and probably punching from the next room, before the music suddenly stops before you really hear what it is or what the lyrics are. He comes back and apologizes, annoyed, and sits back down and starts the movie back up. After an indeterminate amount of time, could be like one minute (if Floyd is the one in charge of the speaker) or until you and your crush relax and maybe forget about the weird interruption. Then suddenly, at max volume, “KISS THE GIRL” blasts through the speaker still hidden in the couch, at the perfect spot in the song where it’s all that's said. Your crush is now cradling his face in his hands, do you:
Attempt to ignore the sound the best you can (this will likely lead to it happening again)
Stare at your crush until he gets the hint to come over to you.
Say something like “I think there's someone stuck in your couch.” as deadpan as possible (which depending on how good you are at it, might not be deadpan at all)
Tackle your crush and do what the mysterious voice said (best if you, when he looks at you in shock after, say “It said to kiss the girl, I’m just following instructions.”)
So I did a single 10-pull for club Silver but that's all he gets. After the birthday pulls to pity I'm mad at him (and tbh i dont really like the club groovy) really the only other club card i want is malmals, cause i like both the closed card and the groovy a lot. I have both Jade and Floyds but honestly i'm not crazy about the groovy for theirs either. Pros to being picky I guess (but i still have to ration pulls)
Foothill Town and Night Raven College jointly presents: “Rediscover the local area’s charm points!”
Select an outfit that catches your eye from one of the options provided by the town’s tailor, and showcase a place on the island you’d recommend.
The long-standing pâtisserie, Bonbon Recette, will also have a birthday cake prepared for you.
Please, we hope you have a spectacular birthday on Sage’s Island!
[Main Street]
Silver: So, I am to showcase the town with a video, is it? I'm not sure I understand the situation completely, but I am reassured having you with me, [Yuu].
Silver: I'll be counting on you today. We should head off to choose my outfit, first and foremost.
[Yuu nods]
[Sewing Room]
Silver: …Amazing. I'm astounded at the large collection of clothes here.
Silver: I'm not very particular in the clothes I wear. Normally I tend to simply wear whatever I have on hand that is easy to move around in.
Silver: I've heard that this video will be seen by many others. I should select clothing that would be inoffensive.
Silver: Then, perhaps I should wear formal clothes… like this black tailcoat. Hm? Is this too stiff? It's rather difficult to decide.
Silver: What about this mouse-colored jacket, then? It is a fair shade lighter than black.
[Yuu shakes head]
Silver: …What? That's not the issue? I see, so I should be selecting something that embodies spring better.
Silver: This is truly difficult. Yuu, could you could select something for me to build off of?
1. How about a red jacket?
Silver: Red, I see. The color is reminiscent of wild strawberries. Now that you mention it, it does remind me of spring… I think.
Silver: It looks as though it would be easy to move around in, what with jacket's shorter length. Let's pick something out that goes well with this.
2. How about green pants?
Silver: Green, hm. It is reminiscent of a spring meadow. I feel so at ease when I look… at… Zzz…
Silver: Ah, oh! I almost fell asleep… Hm? You found something similar in a different color? Red, I see. It looks good, I'll go with that.
Silver: Now, what should I do about the rest? I don't know much about clothing, so I think it would be best to stick with red for the entire ensemble.
Silver: I'll go change now. Wait for me.
Silver: I selected shoes and accessories to match. How does it look? Perfect? I see… I supposed that means we've finished this mission.
Silver: I thought I would only have to select clothes and put them on, but the shoes and accessories were yet another part of it.
Silver: I don't think I would have been able to add the hat or the brooch either, all by myself.
Silver: Everything is thanks to your advice. I'll be relying on you during the filming, as well. Now then, let us be off into town.
[Sage‘s Island – Foothill Town]
Silver: There really is a lot of people milling about. No matter how many times I come here, I am always surprised at how busy this town is.
Silver: I lived in the forest with my father before coming to school here. I am still not familiar with how one goes about living in a town, so there are still times I am still at a loss.
Silver: Even after enrolling here, I mostly only come here whenever I require to purchase something. I did go into the town square last time I came.
Silver: A classmate invited me to a flea market. They were buying various items, such as clothes, or books.
Silver: Every time they did so, they'd ask me to hold onto it, so it actually ended up being quite the good workout.
1. Did you not do any shopping for yourself?
2. Was there nothing you wanted?
Silver: I didn't purchase anything. I already have everything I would need. Ah, but there was his handmade ocarina that was seared in my memory.
Silver: I heard the shop owner playing it. The simple tune was so soothing that I found myself listening for some time.
Silver: Then, once I returned to my dormitory, I tried playing my own ocarina the for the first time in a long while. It was a gift from one of my father's travels some time ago.
Silver: I couldn't play it as well as the shop owner, but… I did have a pleasant time. I plan on playing it again soon.
Silver: You're interested in listening? Understood. I'll call on you when I decide to play it. I hope you'll enjoy the tune, as well.
[Crane Port – Pier]
Silver: We're here. I plan on introducing this port… Hm? Who is that running towards us from over there…? Oh, it's Jack.
[Jack runs up]
Jack: Silver-senpai and [Yuu]?
Silver: We've come here to film the video for Foothill Town.
Silver: Did you have some business here as well?
Jack: I'm heading down to the beach to train. Anyway, I'm in a hurry, so.
[Jack leaves]
Silver: …There he goes. We should begin filming, as well.
Silver: Alright, [Yuu], I'm in your hands.
[Crane Port – Pier]
Roll camera!
Silver: Today, I will be showcasing this port. Ordinarily, this would be where the cargo ships and ferries dock.
Silver: Whenever there is a function, this place can be crawling with people, but it tends to otherwise be a fairly quiet place.
Silver: It is also a place where the sound of the waves and the sea breeze feel wonderful. I hope you are able to come, especially after a run.
Silver: …......
Silver: …......?
Silver: Ah. That is all I have.
[Yuu shakes head]
Silver: Oh, that isn't nearly enough content? I see, then…
Silver: We should head down to the beach. After all, the reason why I thought to showcase the port was because I would often pass it by while training.
[Sea]
Silver: Running barefoot in the sands can increase the load on your body. I'll start by taking off my shoes, and…
Jack: Tch, you're really filming here on the beach, too? Annoying.
Silver: Oh, it's Jack. Do you want to join us?
Jack: No, I was just about to head home… Wait. Silver-senpai, why are you taking off your shoes?
Silver: Ah, right. I thought I would run barefoot on the sand for our video… Hm?
[flap, flap…]
Jack: Woah!? Oh, it's just a seagull. I thought it was aiming to fly at Silver-senpai… Was that just my imagination?
Silver: No, not at all. Whenever I come to the beach, it comes to me. It joins in on my training.
Jack: The seagull joins your training…? What's this guy saying?
[flap, flap…]
Jack: Hm? The seagull is swerving left and right… And it's just gliding right along the sands, too.
Silver: This is how we always play chase. It is rather helpful training to imitate the swift movements of a seagull.
Silver: If you're interested, you should try it as well, Jack. However, don't push yourself.
Jack: Don't push myself?
Jack: Heh, this ain't anything special… Just watch!
[Jack runs off]
Silver: …He's already gone so far. Jack sure can run swiftly.
Silver: I cannot fall behind like this. We should go as well!
Silver: HAH! …That was so close. I almost was able to surpass the seagull.
Jack: Woah, that was a nimble move. But I can do it too… See! I spun around faster than the seagull.
Silver: Nice move! Next, we should aim to jump even higher than it!
Silver: SEAGULL! JACK! [YUU]! WE DO THIS TOGETHER!!
[Yuu nods]
Jack: [pant, pant…]
Silver: [pant, pant…]
Silver: Whew… Thank you, Jack… Haah… I'll make sure to… show our training… just now… in my video…
Jack: [pant, pant…] Yeah, but…! I don't think… this was helping to… showcase the town at all…!?
Silver: Nonsense. Look at this energizing video that [Yuu] captured.
Silver: This should show the residents of this town that this is a fantastic training spot.
Jack: I really won't like the beach once it's crowded with other people training… I guess I should change spots for a while.
Silver: Oh, right, Jack. Would you care to join us at the patisserie?
Silver: You helped in so many ways. I would like it if you could join us until the end.
Jack: Why do I gotta… Actually, I guess I'm a little interested in your training after-care routine, Silver-senpai. Please let me come and observe.
[Sage‘s Island – Bonbon Recette]
Silver: [Yuu], and Jack. I sincerely appreciate your help. The video was a great success because of you.
Jack: You already thanked us enough earlier. Go on, eat your special birthday cake already.
Silver: Got it. It's a strawberry cake, hm. It's looks delicious with how bright red and juicy it is. I'll start with this…
Jack: You've got a fork, but you're just going to grab the strawberry with your hands? That's more rugged than I thought you'd be…
Silver: It's been a habit ever since I learned as a kid that "if you pick them up with your fingers and pop them into your mouth, it tastes even more delicious."
Jack: Huh, maybe I'll try that too. Wait, before that… Happy Birthday, Silver-senpai.
1. Congrats, to another great year!
2. Happy Birthday!
Silver: Thank you. I hope to spend another year appreciating those without me and continuing to do my best.
Jade Leech isn’t a blanket hog normally. He doesn’t care if he’s covered by one or not, and prefers to avoid unnecessary heat.
His body, particularly his hands and feet, feels colder than most people’s. That’s never a concern to him, or anyone around him. Especially with socks and gloves that conceal that aspect of him.
It’s easy for him to fall asleep with the correct routine, and it’s also easy for him to stay awake. It’s infuriating to anyone that knows him. He can be the absolute worst pain in the neck, AND he can go to sleep relatively quickly.
Having a sleepover with him, as partners, throws everything out the window.
He always has a hand on the corner of your blanket. He doesn’t play tug-of-war with you. Both of you know there’s enough space to be comfortable together under it. But he insists that he’s positively freezing. He keeps an iron grip on that single corner, and when you relax, he yanks it. He mutters about how cruel you are, making a merman freeze on land.
You give up on fighting for the blanket, and his tune does a 180. Suddenly he’s accusing you of not wanting to cuddle with him. The blanket’s big enough for the two of you, and you want him to be alone under it..? How rude.
He sleeps however you want to. If you want to cuddle, that’s fine. If you want to be on different sides, that’s fine too. But his hands always find their way to you.
The blanket can’t protect you from his cold fingers on your back or waist. Squirming doesn’t do any favors either. It might make it even worse. You tell him to keep his frigid hands to himself. His foot finds you just to hear you shriek. Tell him to keep his hands AND feet to himself, then you’re safe.
He tells you he’ll be awake until you go to sleep. Jade Leech dozes off first, against his own will. In a peaceful discussion, he was listening to you talk about your day, and he’d keep asking questions about it. He loved hearing you talk about anything, even mundane topics.
His questions became more broad, less calculated and specific. You asked him if he was falling asleep. He murmured something incoherent (probably denying it).
And you were given the chance to admire him for the first time that night. He wasn’t so rage-inducing while sleeping.
This was longer, but Tumblr didn’t save the final draft. Oops
S i l v e r i am appalled at your behavior. I appreciate the single extra *right before the pity* but seriously. Actually debating if I'm even gonna try for his club card past a single 10 pull now. Yes I know I have over 5000 gems, but I still want:
-Malmals club card
-AT LEAST Floyd's cozy b-day, if I actually have any more pulls I will try for Jades as well (yes Jade is my actual first favorite but I like Floyd's card better, both the base card and groovy are *perfection* Jades is pretty, but I NEED Floyd's)
I was going to write a short fic about this but it was frustrating me, so I'm just gonna ramble a bit. Imagine with me, if you will, you are heat intolerant (like me) and the first week of classes at NRC, like schools like it, starts in September, which unless you live in a particularly cold place, means that it still gets hot for a few weeks usually. I could see myself (as yuu or not) getting pissed off at it being hot, and the moment it starts pouring out, even in the middle of the day where people can see me, dropping all my stuff and going to stand in the rain. I think one of the people most delighted by the random person nearly diving into the rain would be Floyd (there are others but I am biased and love Floyd) so it would be so funny to be standing in the rain when you hear "Ehhhhh~? That looks crazy fun~" and next thing you know, there's a tall gangly eel man in the rain next to you, probably cackling like a maniac with his face up towards the sky, arms out like hes trying to get raptured or something. Even better if he gets a wild hair and decides he wants to be silly and dance, or grab you by the arms and spin the both of you around like a top, completely soaked and soon laughing and probably falling over if he spins too hard. Super fun.
Does anyone have a link or something to the post someone made a whiiiile ago about the tweels, talking about their body types being different and how (hopefully) they will be even more different by the time they are fully grown, with Floyd being taller and lanky, and Jade being shorter (but still crazy tall) but broader especially in the chest and such? The thought has had me in a chokehold since and I would like to re-read it but Tumblr starts to bug out when I get through too much of the "current" tab of the jade leech and floyd leech tags so I don't think I will ever find it again without help.
I will very very likely go on a tangent/ramble on another post if I am able to read it again, going over my thoughts on the differences and what I like about them, so if that makes you want to help me out then that's there.
Does anyone have a link or something to the post someone made a whiiiile ago about the tweels, talking about their body types being different and how (hopefully) they will be even more different by the time they are fully grown, with Floyd being taller and lanky, and Jade being shorter (but still crazy tall) but broader especially in the chest and such? The thought has had me in a chokehold since and I would like to re-read it but Tumblr starts to bug out when I get through too much of the "current" tab of the jade leech and floyd leech tags so I don't think I will ever find it again without help.
note: this may be out of character. Please Tell me if it is. Also keep in mind this would obviously be when their adults
Riddle: very hesitant about parenthood after realizing his behaviour has been less than ideal for a child. However it's been a plan that he wants to stick too. Has 1 kid. Kid does grow up with rules but riddle is as loving as possible and makes sure they never feel suffocated. Raises a successful and happy son
Ace: I don't think it's a good idea if he becomes one (well actually it depends on how much he matures but still). Wants 1 kid though. Not much but he does want a kid. Ends up with a cute little girl that's the biggest trouble Maker cause her dad is a laid back
Deuce: at first he wanted to have a kid so his mama could be a grandma. But later on does actually think about if he wants kids. Which answer is still yes. Wants one child. Ends up with a son that he dotes.
Cater: no kids for cay cay. He doesn't want em and hasn't for a long time. Would very much prefer pets
Trey: yeah I think everyone agrees he wants kids and wants 2-4 of them. All his kids Would be very well behaved kiddos who love sweets. Has all girls.
Leona: is royalty so he's probably gonna end up having them. Doesn't particularly hate kids but never pictured himself having any. He ends up with 3 (yes I'm refrancing lion king 2). He has no idea how he ended up with 3 kids but even so he loves them dearly. Refuses to pick favorites. Despite everything, raises great kids. Has 2 boys and one girl.
Ruggie: 0-1 kids. Depends on how stable he is. The world is rough and unless he's stable enough he doesn't want kids. Even though he likes kids. He saw how the kids back home would suffer, how he suffered. Doesn't want his kid to experience that. In the event he has a child he's a really good dad who ends up with a tough little girl.
Jack: 3 kids exactly. Having kids has always just been apart of his life plan in general. Plus he has experience with his siblings. All his kids are well adjusted with strong moral compasses. Has all boys
Azul: 1 kid! Another one who's always had children as his life goal. Alongside other things. He literally has his life plan written down. It's a master doc. Would raise a bit of a prissy girl
Jade: actually wants kids believe it or not. He wants to raise a bunch of kids in different ways from eachother to see if they'll turn out with different personalities and life goals- his spouse (you or maybe someone else) shuts down that idea though. Ends up with Frankly as many kids as his spouse allows but at least 2. Actually a pretty good dad. Has all girls and their exactly like him
Floyd: prefers being the fun uncle so 0 kids. Plus Floyd acknowledges that his unpredictability may not be good for a child.
Kalim: either way sorta has to have kids. Unpopular opinion but he doesn't want too many. 2-3 kids. He doesn't want to repeat a cycle of kidnapping in his family. His first child is a girl who is exactly like Jasmine.
Jamil: 0-1. Depends on whether or not he feels it's safe to have a child in his position. Doesn't want another generation of vipers being forced to serve the asims. If he feels safe enough, he'll have 1 son who he encourages free expression for (if the situation permits it,)
Vil: didn't want kids for awhile, mostly cause he wanted to focus on his career and doesn't want his kids to be neglected cause of that. But on one father's day he spent with his dad, where they talked about his childhood.... he realized he was totally capable of doing what his dad did. Was aiming for 1 kid but ended up with 2. His eldest is a Gothic boy and youngest is a girl who doesn't seem to care about looking pretty unless she's feeling creative..
Rook: come on guys it's rook. He appreciates Beauty in everything.. wants 5 kids and wants to see the beauty in each one of them. Raises poetic and passionate girls and boys
Epel: 3 kids he wants! Especially since their aren't too many young people back home. Raises bright eyed and tough boys
Idia: has 1 kid to continue the shroud line but he's a pretty old parent when it happens. Mostly because he put it off and also couldn't find someone to date. Ends up with an extroverted son and he has no idea how that even happened considering he's been training the kid in the way of the introvert since they left the womb
Ortho: fun robot uncle. That's it
Lilia: getting this outta of the way. Already a dad!
Malleus: royalty and will have to have kids. wants 4...a good amount. He's always been so lonely. He wants the castle to be filled with laughs and children playing for the first time in a long time. He's never been so happy. Raises emotionally open kids. Has 2 daughters and 1 son. His eldest looks alot like melanor.
Sebek: 0 kids. Mostly cause I have no idea.
Silver: wants 1 kid and always had. He's also very excited about his father being a grandparent. Has a beautiful baby girl who is delicate looking.... don't let that fool you though!
These are so good, Sebek is super hard for various reasons, a big one being his probably unknown life expectancy and *how* he is going to age (will he be like Fae who seem to stop aging fully at a certain age and just lose magic eventually and know the end is soon-ish? will he age kinda half-human half fae, so ages but very slowly so its easier to tell when his natural life expectancy will be?) and while loud and brass and he would drive me crazy and make me very angry sometimes, Even I can acknowledge that he is a smart and thoughtful young man who thinks things through probably too much at times, and he would know that kids are something that need a lot of effort and thought.
Then there comes the maybe even harder part: his spouse. If he does get a spouse who can have biological children, what species would they be? Anything would be hard, most fae might have prejudices against him for having a human parent, he himself has hesitancy with humans although even right now he is working through those issues, and we don't really know how common other fae-human couples let alone children are, although i would imagine they can be very rare even now when tensions are not nearly as high between them.
Sebek might even kinda push away the thoughts of finding a spouse and starting a family for these reasons, unless he falls in love with just the right person. I could see Sebek having a very bitter-sweet future because of all these issues.
If we are talking more biological children, I could see Sebek waiting longer than most, but falling head over heels for a human woman despite his trepidation about thinking about starting a family or taking focus off his lifes work of being one of Malleus's guard, even pushed-down love at first sight. He does have 2 older siblings so a decently sized family life, and other than his embarassment about his father being human he doesn't really complain about having such a family (i think? but also I don't think he talks much about his family at all, especially his siblings)
Uh anyway sorry for rambling, let me put it more in the format of the original post: Crazy devoted to his spouse, maybe even more devoted to his kids, probably wants at least 2 (crocodiles have lots of babies okay) very much encourages them to have the best education possible and trains them in fighting himself if he can. I think fraternal twins, one boy one girl, would be crazy cute.
Any one else driven slightly mad by the tweels mouths in the Scarabia manga? The art is still good but their mouths are drawn so narrow, even when they smile. Jades Shock The Heart grin is still super good and amazing, but any other time. I feel like a important part of the tweels is their mouths being almost too wide, like eels. (I am very picky)
Imagining bumping into Idia for the first time either in person or his tablet and him muttering something about us being a "normie extrovert" and chewing him out because "I can forgive 'normie' since you are clearly a chronically online shut-in, but do NOT call me an extrovert, do you have any idea how much masking this crap takes? knock it off"
(please note Idia is one of my favorite characters and I think I would actually get along really well with him. Also IRL I am a total shut in so it wouldn't really be a real insult coming from me)
a timeline of your relationship through the school year :P
you can read the (optional) prologue, “anti acceptance”, here!
tags/warnings: jade leech x reader (romantic), gn!reader, reader is the prefect, swearing, sfw but written with college age (18-22) in mind, wish upon a star event (very mild spoilers), reader has hair/bedhead, mutual teasing, pure fluff with no serious conflict or stakes
a/n: ik i promised one three-year fic ending in a proposal (requested) but that would be WAY too long for something without a real plot structure ;-; i’ll at least fulfill this other request with this fic, but i’ll have to do the proposal in yet another installation lol
word count: 9.1k (six fics stacked on top of each other in a giant trench coat)
DO NOT FEED ANY PART OF THIS TO AI. thanks!
dividers by @/uzmacchiato and @/cafekitsune!
You didn’t think you’d get this far.
Two and a half months ago, right before summer break, you’d confessed to Jade Leech. Not with the intention of pursuing him, dating him, or even flattering him; no, you’d confessed so that he would reject you. Because that’s the only way you’d be able to quash your crush on the worst possible person you could have a crush on.
Well, to prove you right in just the wrong way, Jade had accepted your confession. Or if you wanted to be technical about it, he’d rejected your request to be rejected.
And then he charmed you into going on a date. And at the end of that date, he charmed you into going on another date. And so on and so forth, until you could confidently say that you and Jade were ‘dat-ing’.
So, correction: you didn’t think you’d get this far, because you’d been actively trying to not go in this direction.
You're also not going to flatter yourself and believe that Jade actually likes you, either. Like his brother, he’s more motivated by amusement and fascination than by ‘love’. And though that’s what you'd expected of him from the start, it’s not any less… difficult.
Translation: you are whipped for this stupid eel. And said stupid eel is blatantly stringing you along. Through the mud. For fun.
Welcome to hell.
Draped across your dorm couch like a swooned Victorian lady, Ace sighs, loud and dramatic. “Maaan, this year’s entrance ceremony was so boring.”
“That’s a good thing, Ace,” you deadpan from the floor. “Riddle would’ve had everyone’s heads if last year repeated itself.”
“Ehh, probably. But the Headmage could’ve at least made his speeches shorter, couldn’t he? It’s not like anyone's actually paying attention.”
Deuce throws a pillow at his head. “Just because you weren’t paying attention doesn’t mean nobody was!”
“Yeah, Ace!” Grim snickers.
You scoff lightheartedly. “You weren’t listening either, Grim. You literally slept through the entire thing.”
The accused whips his head around at you, betrayed. “W-Well!” he scrambles.
At the flash in Grim’s eyes, you realise: Oh no. You should not have drawn attention to yourself. Not when you’re equally culpable.
And here it comes: “At least I wasn’t making goo-goo eyes at Jade Leech the whole time!”
“Yeah,” the redhead snickers as your face heats up, “I guess you can’t get any worse than that!”
Deuce throws a second pillow at Ace—“Be nice!”—but he doesn’t disagree.
Nor do you have any dignity left to deny it, yourself.
“Hey, look on the bright side: he’ll probably break up with you soon,” Ace assures. “He’s gonna be too busy being a vice-housewarden and thinking about his internship!”
“Oh right,” Deuce and Grim collectively realise with their single shared brain cell, while your heart drops a couple storeys lower than you'd like.
Ace’s argument is a good one—a great one, even—but you've already thought of it before, many times, in fact. And it’s good news! You should feel relieved that you’ll finally be free from Jade’s emotional clutches, especially considering how your goal in the first place was just that.
The issue: you're in too deep. When you’d first gotten into this mess, you were only a few rungs up on the ‘whippedness’ ladder. You were ready to jump off of your own accord and just sprain an ankle or two, metaphorically.
Now, you're too high on the ladder, about to be shoved off before you're ready, and you’re gonna break both your legs and maybe your back. And it almost feels like it's not a metaphor anymore.
Instead of voicing any of your inner turmoil, you argue weakly, “We're not even together. There’s nothing to break up.”
The trio stares at you, in varying degrees of confusion, shock, and exasperation. Not even a peep.
“He’s not my boyfriend,” you add.
“Aren't you dating?” Deuce asks, absolutely dumbfounded.
“Sure, but it’s just dates. I could go on a date with Ace, and it wouldn't make him my boyfriend.” You ignore the latter’s disgusted grimace.
“So it’s a good thing then!” Grim responds a bit too abrasively. “Jade can’t actually dump you, so he’ll just ignore you forever!”
Your heart dips even further.
“Ghost,” Ace adds very helpfully. “He’ll ghost you.”
Unable to sink into the floorboards at will, you settle for tugging your ceremonial hood over your face. “Yeah,” your voice breaks. “Yeah. Great. Thanks, guys.”
The very next day, Jade himself shows up to your door before class.
You know in those TV shows, when a cop shows up to someone’s wife’s door, takes off his hat, and solemnly implies in ten words or less that she’s now a widow? Well, you sure feel like the wife here.
But as you scan his expression for any hint of impending emotional doom, Jade’s polite smile betrays nothing.
“Good morning, Prefect,” he greets.
“Morning, Jade,” you parrot without any heart.
His gaze lingers on your face for an unsettling amount of time, probably to watch the light leave your eyes as he dropkicks your heart into the sun.
This is it. He’s about to tell you he never wants to see you again.
You square your shoulders and steel yourself for his next words…
“Are you ready to go?”
…which were not what you were expecting.
You nearly collapse in relief. “Oh, uh, yeah,” you exhale, bracing your spine up against the doorframe. “Grim?” you turn and call, “it’s time to go!”
A blur of grey shoots past your legs and out the door upon noticing your company. “Stay safe, Henchhuman! I’m outta here!”
The eel simply laughs at your furry ward’s blatant fear of him.
Before this, Jade has never come straight to your door to pick you up, so Grim absolutely thinks he’s about to kidnap you or something. Maybe you should be concerned that your so-called ‘boss’ is so quick to abandon you, but as you spot him in the distance periodically glancing back, you’ll choose to be grateful for the privacy instead.
As if magnetic, your fingers interlock with Jade’s, and oh Seven—
Why does this feel so right?
His hands not clammy or uncomfortably warm, his skin smooth like silk satin but still seemingly unbreakable… If you really focus, you can feel the dim pulse in his fingertips humming into the back of your hand.
Wouldn’t it be nice to do this every day?
You blow up the tracks of that train of thought and drive it full-steam off a cliff.
It’s not until you arrive at your classroom that you finally begin to slip your hand from Jade’s grasp.
But when you step past the threshold, you fail to suppress a squeak as you’re abruptly tugged back by the same damn hand (which apparently did not fully slip out of Jade’s), straight into his chest.
“Just a moment,” the bastard croons into your ear. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
Your legs buckle, but Jade holds you firmly against him. “No?” you sputter.
He simply hums. And then he tips your chin and fucking kisses the top of your head.
“Have a good class, Prefect.”
You distantly hear Deuce, and Ace screaming (“PREFECT, NO!!!” and “WHAT THE FUCK?!!” respectively) down the hall from where they witnessed it.
Jade finally lets you go, and you do, in fact, collapse. Ace and Deuce scream even harder, and oh hey, Grim’s here too. “Stay with me, Henchhuman! I’ll reverse the curse, don’t worry!”
As your friends all panic over the curse that Jade must’ve cast on you, the latter crouches down to your level, amused as ever. “Are you alright, Prefect?”
“Yup,” you croak, too dazed to notice the hand (the same. fucking. one.) that he’s offering you. “Bye, have a good class~”
“You’re positive you don’t need me to bring you to the infirmary?”
“Uh huh. See ya…”
On your knees, as the world spins around you, you make a new realisation:
Jade’s not dropping you cold turkey.
He’s gonna build you up, and drop you only when it’s most interesting for him. Which, by definition, means when it’s most inconvenient for you.
You’re so not ready for this.
For three months, through homework and prefect duties, through midterms and finals, you walk the line between indulging your yearning for Jade and holding him at arm’s length. It is exhausting.
Every morning, Jade walks you to class. Every afternoon, he walks you back to your dorm. You still go on little dates every few weekends. And every time you two part, he kisses the top of your head. Which is also fairly mortifying when you’re surrounded by your schoolmates, but that’s beside the point.
The pesky eel has whittled your certainty down to a sliver, so much so that you eventually ask your friends, “Do you think Jade… actually likes me back?”
Their response: a homogeneous blend of grimaces, “Nope”s, and “Don’t go there”s.
“Cool, cool, that’s what I thought too.”
You need to get yourself out of this predicament before your emotional fate is actually officially, irreversibly, terminally out of your hands. That means breaking off this… thing with Jade before winter break.
So, drunk on desperation and sleep deprivation, you devise a gameplan:
Step 1: Hold yourself accountable. Tell your friends that you’re breaking things off with Jade and do not let them down.
Step 2: Meet with Jade. Schedule a time and place.
Step 3: Finish the job. Say: “This has been fun, but I’m breaking off whatever this is between us. Stay away from me until the end of time, please and thank you!”
Emotional freedom in three simple steps. It’s a foolproof plan! (And if it feels like you’ve been through this song and dance before, no, you have not.)
At 2 am the day before winter break, you start with Step 1. Opening your now-second-year group chat, you cursorily text a declaration:
You: i’m gonna break things off with jade today. wish me luck guys
then immediately turn your phone on silent before anyone can respond—if anyone’s even awake (Someone probably is. Your money’s on Ace)—and conk out instantly.
You jolt awake to the sound of knocking on your bedroom door.
“Hello?!” you bark. It’s light outside, and Grim still lies beside you, fast asleep.
“Good morning, Prefect,” the most enchanting voice seeps through the seams of your door. “You must've overslept your alarm. Are you decent? May I come in?”
“Uh, yeah!” you bark out reflexively, scrambling out of bed. “Wait, no—wait—hold on! I'm in my pyjamas!”
The door cracks open, and in pops the eel plaguing your mind 24/7.
You both stand there like two cowboys in a standoff. Jade looks you up and down with his usual smile. You glare at him.
“Jade. Out,” you command, closing the gap in an attempt to shoo him out. He doesn't budge, even when you start shoving against him.
“Fufufu, so this is what you look like when you wake up,” he comments, immovable. “How cute.”
“Out.”
“Alright,” he chuckles, taking a step back. But then he places a hand on your head, smoothing your hair down. “You have bedhead, Prefect.”
You almost lean into his touch. You nearly forget that you have a plan to follow. You just barely remember that you're breaking things off with Jade today.
Do not let him change your mind.
Channelling your inner black belt, you seize the wrist of the hand petting your head. “Are you going to Kalim’s party tonight?”
Eyes wide in surprise, Jade slowly retracts his hand. “Y-Yes,” he stutters out. “The Lounge will be closed today, so I expect I will be.”
“Good. I have something I need to talk to you about.”
He tenses. “…Should I be concerned?”
“No,” you sigh. “It’s nothing to you.”
“I see.”
“I’m gonna make you late, so you don’t need to walk me to class today,” you continue when Jade makes no move to leave your room. “And you don’t need to worry about walking me back, either.”
“…Are you alright?” he enquires after a moment.
You almost laugh. “Yeah, I’m fine. I’ll see you later, okay?”
To your chagrin, Jade stares right into your eyes, probably in search of answers you refuse to verbalise. To shake off the intensity, you dart your eyes in every direction but him: eye contact with Jade is a terrible idea no matter which way you look at it, especially now.
“Have a good day,” you add awkwardly, crossing your fingers that he’ll actually leave soon.
After far too long, he backs away. “You too, Prefect. I’ll see you later, then.”
Step 2, done.
As you watch Jade walk alone down the path to the main school building, you’re hit with the nagging feeling that you’re missing something.
Did you forget to do your homework? No, you weren’t assigned anything for the last day of classes.
The dishes, maybe? Did you neglect to do those last night? That’s not it.
Is it someone’s birthday? No, that’s not it, either.
After 20 minutes of hard thinking, you realise: it’s the kiss. Jade didn’t kiss you goodbye this time, and it feels horrible.
You’re experiencing fucking Jade Leech kiss withdrawal.
You scream into your pillow.
You show up to Kalim’s party in the evening, fully ready to land the final blow.
The only issue: Jade isn’t here.
You haven’t seen him, none of your friends have seen him, none of the other students you’ve asked have seen him. He hasn’t texted you, either.
Jade fucking stood you up and it’s totally psyching you out.
You text him
hey where are you
only to get left on read. He knows.
You call him, even though you don’t expect him to answer. And sure enough, the phone rings once, twice, three times…
He actually picks up. To your utter surprise.
“Where are you?” you hiss.
For a silent moment, you think that he might just refuse to humour you, might just hang up now. But the eel sure has a thing for subverting your expectations. “…I’d rather not show up for something so… unpleasant.”
“What are you talking about? Who said anything about ‘unpleasant’?”
“Perhaps you should be more selective in what you tell Grim,” the bane of your existence answers, “seeing as his favour can be bought with just a few cans of premium tuna.”
“Ugh, I'm gonna strangle him. Why do you have to be so difficult? Can’t you spare me just this once?”
“I…” He pauses. “That… wouldn’t be in my best interest.”
“Jade, you’re actually starting to piss me off. I’m not gonna let you keep stringing me along for your own fucking amusement,” you snap, “and you refusing to show up isn’t gonna change my mind.”
“…Is that what you think I’m doing?” he asks softly. “‘Stringing you along’? And here I was, thinking that we were both enjoying ourselves. Was I mistaken?”
You scoff. “Yes—no—UGH,” you groan, then try again. “I’m just gonna come out and say it: you know I like you; I know you don’t actually feel the same. So I have no reason to keep playing along with you.”
For what feels like a minute, the line is quiet.
“Hello?”
“…I’m here,” he breathes. “I… You were right. I think we should discuss this in person. Have you left Scarabia already?”
“No,” you huff. “Grim’s still stuffing his face, so I’m waiting in the hall.”
“Good. I’ll be there in a second.”
“Are you here?”
“Perhaps,” he hums, and you hear the music and chatter of the party grow louder from his end of the phone. “See you soon.”
Sure enough, Jade takes no more than a minute to find you.
You’re the first to speak. “So what is it that we needed to discuss in person—”
“You’re wrong.”
Caught off guard by his uncharacteristic brusqueness, you flinch. “Uh?”
“About how I don’t feel the same. You’re wrong,” he repeats. His usual polite mien is nowhere to be found, leaving only raw sincerity.
A nasty bout of hope seizes your heart and clogs your throat.
“If you’re truly set on parting ways, then I can’t stop you,” Jade continues, voice level, “but if the basis of your choice is my supposed lack of… fondness for you, please consider sparing us both the unnecessary misery.”
You scoff shakily. “Say it straight, Jade.”
“Very well. I return your affections, Prefect.”
Heart beating a thousand beats per minute, eyes wholly unfocussed, you find your consciousness peeling away from your body and brain. “…Okay, I’m gonna get going now~” a voice rings in your ears—your voice.
“Where are you going?”
“Dunno…”
Jade steps closer to you and places his hands on your shoulders, maybe in an effort to ground you. It doesn’t work. “Shall we continue this conversation later, then?”
You hum.
“Alright, I’ll give you some time,” he whispers, turning to leave. “Have a good night, Prefect.”
But before he can get far, your hand snags the sleeve of Jade’s blazer. “…You’re forgetting something.”
“Oya? And what would that be?”
No words come out, but to your chagrin, your other hand rises…
and points straight at the crown of your head.
What. Is. Wrong. With. You.
Luckily, with a shake of your head, you do manage to snap out of your stupor before he can honour your request.
Less luckily, not in time to stop him; only enough to feel his lips meet the exact spot where you’d pointed just a second prior.
The touch of his lips is like a shot of epinephrine, the way the warmth diffuses through your bloodstream, head to toe.
Or maybe it’s an injection of poison, killing you slowly but surely.
Well, if this is death, Great Seven, does it feel nice.
You’re dead.
You really died.
Or at least you’re about to. Because the Grim Reaper is currently in the act of busting down your bedroom door to get to you. (After that incident with Jade, you started locking your door at night, thank Seven.)
The paintings on the wall swing like pendula. The junk in your drawer rolls about like water in a hot pan. You even discover tuna cans that Grim (yours, not the Reaper) hid at some point, inching their way out from beneath furniture with each shake of the room.
But your bed is so comfortable right now…
“Shrimpyyyyy,” whines from behind the quaking door. “Open sesame!”
…Oh, it’s Floyd. Which might actually be worse than the Grim Reaper. But to Floyd’s credit, you would prefer seeing him over his brother right now.
“What do you want, Floyd?” you whine back. “Go away.”
The pounding only gets more aggressive. “Open up!”
“No. Let me sleep.”
“Okaa~ay! I’mma kick down your door!” Floyd threatens. “In 5, 4, 3…”
“FINE,” you groan, dragging yourself out of the warm embrace of your duvet. “I’m coming, I’m coming. Don’t wreck my house.”
You swing the door open, glaring at the eel on the other side. “What.”
“Fix Jade,” he blurts, pouting. “He’s broken.”
Unimpressed, you try to close the door, but Floyd shoves his way past you and into your room. “That’s just normal Jade,” you sigh.
“No, he’s being weird! He’s ripping up flowers and speaking in tongues!”
You yawn. “Sounds normal to me.”
Floyd grimaces. “Eehhhh… Is Shrimpy always this stubborn? No wonder Jade’s having such a hard time courtin’ ya.”
“Wha—He’s not—” you sputter, and Floyd takes advantage of your blue-screening to throw you onto his shoulder. “I’m not—!”
“Uh~huuhhh,” he dismisses, already in full stride. “Save it for Jade.”
Remember when you thought you’d prefer seeing Floyd over his twin? Well, you take that back. As much as Jade likes to make life difficult for you, at least he wouldn’t haul you—clad in only your pyjamas—across campus in broad daylight while it's snowing. Probably.
After a long, uncomfortable trek on Floyd’s shoulders—shoulders, plural, because he would just toss you onto the other shoulder when one side got tired—you finally make it to Octavinelle.
With little regard for your flailing body, your captor skips down the hall to his twin’s door and kicks it open at the tail end of Jade’s mutterings.
“Got a delivery for ya~”
“…me not,” Jade finishes quietly, attention fixed on the picked-bare flower stem between his fingers. “Ah, Floyd, you've brought the Prefect. What a pleasant surprise.”
Though his distaste is directed more at his brother than yourself, Jade’s sarcasm is obvious. His tone is curter than he uses with you, gaze sharper than what you’re used to, but Floyd is nonetheless unfazed. He throws you onto Jade’s bed.
Which already has Jade on it.
You are on top of Jade.
“Floyd—! You—!” you squawk, rolling off of the bed, off of him, hitting the floor with an impressive thud.
Over the edge of the mattress, olive and gold eyes scan over you in fleeting concern. “…Floyd.”
“You’re welcome!” Floyd spits back with equal irritation. “Someone needed to fix you before we go home!” And then he bursts into abrupt giggles, bounding out of the room with the door left just slightly ajar behind him.
The door is still open. You should follow him out. Just leave; Jade didn’t invite you here in the first place.
But you don’t.
You stay, sprawled out on your crush’s rug, surrounded by a dense dusting of snow-white petals. From the sheer amount of them, Jade must’ve plucked over forty giant daisies bare.
The sound of your heart pounding in your ears almost drowns out his murmur. “Do you need more time?”
You’ve heard Jade weave sarcasm into polite words. You’ve heard him excitedly info-dump about a passion of his. Just yesterday, you even heard him nervous and raw. But to this extent? Never.
You sit up. “…I need you to be transparent.” Your voice is shaking.
“You don’t actually like me, do you? Or maybe you find me interesting or fascinating or whatever. But you’re gonna get bored of me, aren’t you?
“If you know this won't go anywhere, then just tell me now,” you plead. “Please.”
Jade slips off the bed and kneels down to your eye-level—not that it matters when you don’t have the courage to meet his eyes.
Everything depends on his next words; you'll go all in if he says one thing, all out if he says the other. You might as well just bet your life on a coin toss.
He chuckles without humour nor coldness, “You truly have no faith in me, do you, Prefect? Since you insist on doubting my feelings, allow me to set the record straight now: I sincerely care for you, and I don’t expect that to change.”
You collapse back onto the floor with liquified muscles, all stress and heartache draining from your bones, gaze falling on the man-sized mushroom plush propped up on a stool in the corner of the room. Jade has dressed it up with a bow tie. You throw a hand over your eyes before you can be overwhelmed by the adorable sight.
“Cool, just making sure. Uh, I… don’t know what to do anymore.”
“Oya? And you had such a succinct plan to break up with me. Perhaps you should get into the habit of making contingency plans.”
You guffaw dryly. “I plan for the worst case scenario so if it doesn’t go according to plan, I can be pleasantly surprised.”
Your hand begins to fall asleep; you shift your arm back down to a comfortable position. The sight you’re met with—of Jade smiling back at you with such relief and fondness—ignites the answer in your throat. “I am.”
The two words come out more watery than you’d expected, and apparently more than Jade had expected too, because he asks, “Are you sure?”
“Mhm.”
“You’re crying,” he notes.
You wipe your eyes with your hand. “Oh.”
Pulling out a handkerchief, Jade gently blots away your tears. “May I safely assume that these aren’t tears of sadness?”
“Yeah,” you chuckle, closing your eyes as he pats over them, “sorry. I just… I’m super relieved? I'm not always such a big crybaby, I promise.”
“I know,” he reassures, stroking your hair. “Though you are a very pretty crier.”
“Jaaade,” you whine, tossing over in embarrassment.
“Oya? Why so shy?” He pokes your exposed cheek. “You act as if we haven’t been dating for the past five months.”
“We haven’t had a label for the past five months. I’ve been preparing for you to dump me,” you correct. “Not that we have a relationship to dump in the first place.”
Jade’s fingers brush down to your cheek. “Shall we fix that?”
“…You wanna be my boyfriend, Jade Leech?”
“Very much so,” he replies in full seriousness.
And so, your fate sealed, Jade gives zero resistance when you pull him down to your side. He wraps his arms around you, you press your cheek against his chest. The heart within beats faster than you’d expect.
You still have a question left unanswered, though.
“Jade?”
“Yes?”
“What’s with all the petals?”
He tenses, just barely, just for a millisecond before he melts back into you. “It’s… a fortune-telling practice.”
“Huh,” you twitter, amused. “I would’ve thought you’d only need one flower.”
“I would,” Jade agrees, “but curiously, each of the daisies I’ve come across so far has had an even number of petals, and I happen to be looking for a result different from what those ones suggest.”
You chuckle. “You gonna keep picking?”
He hums, nestling into you as if the floor with your company is the most comfortable spot in the world. “No need. I have my answer.”
It's impossible for a person to exist without ever having heard a love song, read a love story, watched a romcom, any or all of the above. Even so, none of the heart-wrenching melodies, flowery words, or dramatic confessions could ever have prepared you for the pure paradise you’ve been living for the past two months since making your relationship official.
(Wow! Who knew that life could be so happy when you’re able to love freely!)
Admittedly, Jade hasn’t treated you any differently from how he did before he’d officially become your boyfriend. He’s always been courteous, considerate, and only a touch concerningly sketchy.
The real difference? Your ability to actually enjoy it all.
When it comes to you, he somehow always knows, even when you don’t. The second before your stomach growls, he already has a snack at the ready. When you feel particularly touchstarved, he wraps you in his arms. When you trip on a crack in the pavement, he nonchalantly pulls you upright like a knight in shining armour.
And now, you don’t need to worry about declining Jade’s offers, or dodging his touches, or dissociating while in his presence lest you fall further for him. Now, you’re safe leaning in.
Your friends, on the other hand, are… worried, to say the least. It’s nothing new; they’ve been this way since before you even started dating Jade, but you thought they’d at least get used to it by now.
Apparently, you were wrong.
Last week, they tried to inconspicuously block you from spotting Jade in the halls. To no avail, of course: it's impossible for a barricade of guys lined up shoulder-to-shoulder to not arouse suspicion.
Yesterday, while you and Jade walked hand-in-hand through the courtyard, Sebek Red Rover’ed his way right through your joined hands. You hadn’t even seen him coming.
And today, as Jade walked the path to Ramshackle to meet you in the morning, Epel leapt out of a bush to football tackle him to the ground. Luckily, the blanket of snow cushioned their fall, but in an ideal world, you wouldn’t have a boyfriend-shaped imprint on your lawn at all.
Naturally, you pull said boyfriend inside to warm him up, and the feisty little perpetrator sprints off before you can question him, let alone scold him.
“How cruel,” Jade laments without any real chagrin, pouting and shivering in an exaggerated show of pitifulness. “With my fragile disposition, I’m afraid I have hypothermia.”
“You grew up in subzero waters, you melodramatic eel.” You tenderly brush the snow from his nose and lashes. “But I'm sorry I let it get this far. I’ll talk with them today.”
He preens under your touch like an overgrown cat. “If anything, I find it most reassuring that you have such loyal friends. As for myself, however,” he puts back on a dramatic pout, “my nose is still so terribly cold, it'll be frostbitten if I leave it be. Won't you please remedy that?”
His frigid cheeks nestled comfortably between your warm palms, Jade’s expectant gaze is impossible to ignore and equally impossible to misinterpret.
So you lean in, bringing your lips ever closer to the tip of his nose…
and cup your hand over it.
“Ah, how romantic,” the eel sighs dreamily. Like this was what he'd wanted all along. “I'm feeling much better already.”
“Happy to hear it.”
As if it were a campfire, everyone gathers around the gaming setup that Ortho brought over. Not you, though—you lurk in the corner—until the robot cinnamon roll himself shines the spotlight on you.
“Prefect! You’ve been standing there for twelve minutes, and you’re exhibiting physical signs of anxiety. Are you okay?”
At your silence, the other former first-years (now second-years) pause their game and turn to also look at you. “Ugh, how do I say this…”
You huff, shuffling closer to sit crosslegged on the floor before them. “Jade. You guys are bullying him.”
Seven pairs of eyes blink at you; you blink back.
When they give no verbal response, you press on. “I know you guys have your thoughts about him—and I get it, I do—but he’s also my boyfriend now. And you guys are my friends, and I care for you all, so… what’s going on?
“Has he done something to you recently? Am I not spending enough time with you guys? What… What do you need for this to work?”
The seven pairs of eyes blink at you again, then at each other, then at you again.
Sebek breaks the silence first. “Does he care about this as much as you do?”
“About what? The teasing?” you assume. “No, definitely not.”
“The relationship,” Ace corrects.
It stings, your friends’ lack of confidence in you and your judgement. But on the other hand, you know it comes from a place of care and concern.
Jack clears his throat. “You really care about him, Prefect. If he doesn’t actually feel the same way, that’s a problem.”
“He does,” you say desperately. “You’re just gonna have to trust me on that. He hasn't done anything sketchy since we started dating, and believe me, I’ve been looking.”
“It ain’t that we don’t trust ya, Prefect,” Epel responds. “It’s him we’re worryin’ about.”
You sigh. “I get that, but we’re together now. Could you guys play nice, just for my sake?”
The seven pairs share one more look.
“I’ll think about it. Especially if he brings tuna.”
“Alright…”
“Sure.”
“Fiiiine.”
“Of course!”
“If you insist.”
“But if anything does happen, we’ll be here.”
“That’s all I'm asking,” you smile. “Thanks, guys.”
Sure enough, one day passes without incident, then two, then three, and before you know it, Valentine’s Day rolls around. And boy, have you been preparing for this day.
You’re armed and ready with chocolate. So. Much. Chocolate.
Chocolates filled with caramel for your friends. 90% cocoa dark chocolate for other friends. Hollow white chocolate eggs coated in a thin layer of milk chocolate and with a surprise toy inside (the best kind), for other other friends. Slightly-botched-but-still-edible homemade chocolates for your distant acquaintances. Severely-botched-so-you-leaned-into-it-and-added-laxatives chocolates for your enemies.
And last but far from least, homemade mushroom-shaped chocolates for the boyfriend, in four different flavours.
Once you've personally delivered your greater haul to the doors of each of your friends, all that’s left is Octavinelle, home of your ultimate recipient. You find Azul and Floyd working in the Lounge—busy with the influx of customers expected during a Valentine’s Day promotional event on a weekend—and give them their gifts: a set of your finest, most potent laxative (jk. or am i) chocolates for Azul, an assorted pack of novelty chocolates from Sam’s for Floyd.
As for Jade, he'd somehow managed to convince his housewarden into letting him take the day off. The details aren’t worth fretting over: you’re simply grateful to have him to yourself today.
Funny enough, as you walk down the hall toward Jade’s room, it feels as if someone’s watching you. But each time you turn, nothing’s there. Hmm.
You tuck the box of chocolates coyly behind your back and tap your knuckles twice against the door. He’s been waiting for you: if you couldn’t tell from the haste in which he opens the door, then the antsy little smile on his face would surely give it away.
“Hi, Jade.”
“Hello, my dear Prefect. Do you have something for me?”
“Well, aren’t you cocky,” you grin, withdrawing the heart-shaped box from behind you and placing it in his waiting hands. “Happy Valentine’s.”
“Happy Valentine’s,” he parrots, lifting the lid with a tiny gasp. “Mushroom-shaped…?”
“Did I go overboard? I almost put them in a mushroom-shaped box too, but I was worried you’d think it was Mushroom Day, not Valentine’s. For the record, I know you’re more than just ‘mushroom man’, but—”
“It’s perfect.”
A cacophony of thumps and yelps from down the hall draws away your attention.
You sigh like a weary parent of seven when you spot them. “I told them to behave—”
“It’s alright,” Jade chuckles, merely withdrawing into the room to grab a stack of… envelopes? “Allow me to handle this.”
“Jade Leech, if you’re blackmailing my friends, I will fry you alive.”
“I'd do nothing of the sort!” he laughs, prying off the hand with which you'd subconsciously gripped his arm. “No need to worry. I’ll be back in just a moment.”
So you watch from the doorway as your boyfriend eerily approaches your dogpiled gaggle of idiots. They’re too far and Jade’s voice too quiet for you to hear, but as the latter hands them the ominous envelopes, their feelings are clear as day.
You follow your friends’ journey of expressions, beginning with fear, morphing to confusion, then shock, and settling into joy before they roll off of each other and shuffle back down the hall with such excitement you’d think they won the lottery. Ace even throws you a quick thumbs up.
Your eel returns with a satisfied smile, summoning a pouch that couldn’t fit in his pocket. He presents it with a flourish: magical sparkles and pink hearts that float about like bubbles in the air. “And for you.”
“Jade…” You gingerly take the sachet and open it, revealing chocolates in your favourite flavour. But that aside: “Did you just pay my friends a dowry?”
“My, such marital language! I had no idea you’d set your sights so far ahead.”
Your blood runs cold. Too much. “Wait, I—Not like—!”
“To think that we haven’t even had our first kiss yet,” he prattles on, ignoring your protests completely. “Marriage! How scandalous, fufufu.”
Right. It’s near impossible to weird out (or outweird) Jade Leech.
Your face contorts into a cringe, whether at his antics or at yourself for finding him even remotely charming, indeterminable. “Alright, buddy. I’m starting to think you’ll never experience either of those things.”
“And if it wasn’t enough to tease me with the dream of marriage, you threaten to deprive me of your affection. Poor, unfortunate me, to have fallen for someone so cruel. Boo hoo.”
Your grimace is impossible to maintain as his brows furrow and his lips press into a dramatic, irritatingly adorable pout.
His.
Lips.
…Nope. You’re not about to reward him for his bullshit.
You press a chocolate into his mouth and nudge him away by the forehead.
“You sure live up to your name, Leech.”
“There’s no one I'd rather be stuck to,” he hums with his mouth full, “though I did intend for these chocolates to be eaten by you.”
If you tasted him now…
…Nope x2.
You stash away the sweets and leave, holding your hand out beside you until Jade inevitably catches up to you and slips his fingers into yours.
“Now this feels familiar, doesn’t it?”
You squeeze Jade’s mittened hand in silent agreement. As you walk hand-in-hand through the harbour, you’re reminded of your first date in the Kingdom of Roses. Though this time, instead of summer fare and games, it’s… lovey-dovey stuff.
Each shop has a Valentine’s promotional deal, game stalls host challenges for couples to test their bond, pop-up vendors sell charms for ‘everlasting love’. And people actually showed up for this bogus.
You could’ve sworn there weren’t this many people on this tiny island, but everyone must’ve come up from RSA since they’re mushy like that (ew). Can’t relate, you think, ogling your boyfriend whenever you think he’s not looking. (He always is, to both your embarrassment and your pleasure.)
Jade gestures with your joined hands at a nearby booth. “They’re giving out free lip balm at that booth there.”
“Free?” Enough said. “Lead the way.”
When you reach the front of the line, you realise that it’s not exactly for free, per se.
“So here’s how it works,” the brand ambassador explains. “I’m going to give one of you a cotton swab with a secret flavour, and the other will have to correctly guess the flavour for you to get your free lip balms. Sound good?”
The Chapstick Challenge.
“Excellent,” chirps your scheming boyfriend, clearly unsurprised by this information and far too pleased with himself.
“Uh huh,” you grumble, exercising your nastiest side-eye.
You snatch the cotton swab yourself before Jade gets any more ideas. For a split second, you consider applying it to yourself… but no.
Grasping his chin with your free hand, you trace his lips with the applicator. Frictionless, it glides over the peachy skin and leaves behind an even film of balm.
“You slimy eel,” you whisper, deep in concentration. “You’re not chapped at all.”
Smug eyes are what you expect to see when you look up. Instead, his eyes are blown wide and dazed. Heh.
“Here goes!” you announce louder than needed. Then, angling yourself to block the worker’s view, you bring your face ever closer to Jade’s, lips ever closer to his…
Just enough to catch a whiff of the balm.
You whip back around before your lips can touch. “Lavender vanilla?”
“Yes, that’s right! Here’s your prize!”
You’re forced to tug your eel by the hand to get him moving again.
“I’ve fallen for a tease,” he sighs after five minutes.
“Well I’ve fallen for a swindler,” you titter back. “C’mon, my swindler, I know you’re hungry. Let’s go get some food, hmm?”
“You’ve gotta be kidding me.”
Because Fate hates you, you happen to lead your boyfriend into a pasta restaurant where the owners greet you so warmly, you're now morally obligated to stay and order something.
And of course, because Cupid hates you too, this restaurant has a promotional deal: finish a bowl of one (1, singular) ultra long spaghetto with your significant other to get 30% off your meal. Jade’s eyes regain their light (read: cunning gleam) upon hearing this. You, on the other hand, do not want to have your first kiss over a literal noodle.
But 30% off the meal… And the only conditions are that you finish in under five minutes and eat from one end of the noodle?
Of course you accept the challenge, to your eel’s poorly concealed excitement.
So the waiter brings out the manhole-cover-sized dish, Jade bites one end of the noodle, you the other, and the timer starts.
End held between your lips, you glance casually at the waiter, who stares back at you with bewilderment. You glance back at Jade, who stares back at you with determination. He’s already halfway through the pasta by the 1-minute mark.
You feel just a little bad when the intact end of the noodle slips from your lips, vacuumed straight into the maw of your resigned boyfriend.
“Uh, wow…!” the waiter nods, baffled. “You finished in 2:11, so I guess that’s a success?”
“Sorry for being a poor sport,” you chuckle. “I’m sure you guys expect your participants to kiss, but my boyfriend here is just ravenous today so I thought he’d appreciate the extra portion.”
“Oh, n-no, that's fine! A lot of people try the challenge with their friends and we don't ask them to kiss, obviously,” the waiter rambles. “Uh, I'm just shocked that he ate all that on his own… and so quickly? It takes pairs at least four minutes!”
“And he’s still hungry, believe it or not!” Being seated side-by-side, it’s easy to peck Jade on the cheek. “Incredible, isn’t he? I’m so lucky to have him.” You pointedly play up the goo-goo eyes, amused at the way his eyes glaze over in defeat.
Of course you’d like to kiss him.
But so would he, and it’s good to make your eel work for what he wants, just once in a while. Enrichment’s healthy!
Jade’s resolve is wavering just a little.
“Look over there, my loving Valentine,” he notes with sarcastic monotony, “it’s a kissing contest.”
Subtle.
“So it is.”
“I’d imagine it would be very cathartic to express one’s affection so freely. Wouldn’t you agree?”
“I would.”
He stops in front of you, eyeing your lips. “Oya? Then what are we waiting for?”
Smirking, you clasp your bare hands behind the eel’s neck; his amber eye shines ever brighter with hope. But to his chagrin, your attention is pulled elsewhere. “Wait, there’s a photo booth!”
“Ah. I’ve heard about those. I’ve still yet to try one.”
“There’s a first time for everything!” you pipe, beelining for the amenity.
It’s four photos to a strip and two copies are printed: you take one and sunnily slot the other between your eel’s frozen fingers.
The first photo is comedically tacky, as intended. Your right and Jade’s left hands form the stiff, distinct shape of a heart; you don the most awkward grin you could muster, he wears his signature polite-and-nothing-more smile. It looks like you’re both terrible actors being held at gunpoint to play the role of a lovey-dovey couple.
The second photo shows the aftermath of performing such a terrible (albeit deliberate) display: the left half blurred with candid laughter (yours) and the right half still and calm (Jade). He’s smiling, genuinely, half-lidded eyes fondly trained on your dynamic visage.
The third photo is a snapshot summary of today. Jade leans in toward you, his desires clear, and you press your fingers over his lips in a gentle rejection. He looks at you with acceptance and affection; you look back with an amused grin (and equal fondness).
The fourth photo is Jade’s favourite. Well, actually, he hasn't seen it yet. But once he regains his senses, you have no doubt!
After all, it's the picture of your first kiss: chaste and sweet and picture-perfect.
You wake in the morning to a voice message from Floyd in the middle of the night, whining about how his brother is broken again; Jade won’t stop giggling and grinning in his sleep. And sure enough, when the former swung his phone closer to the source of the sound…
“…mmm…again…fufufu…”
Cute.
Cute.
You make sure to download and back up the recording in at least five different locations, for safekeeping.
Stupid Ace jinxed you.
“He’s gonna be too busy being a vice-housewarden and thinking about his internship!”
That’s what Ace said back in September!
…Okay, maybe it’s not Ace’s fault. But it’s also not Jade’s fault. Nor is it yours.
It’s everything else’s fault.
The arrival of spring marks the beginning of a storm of projects, labs, and mock exams leading up to finals in June. And on top of all that, your boyfriend has vice-housewarden duties and the Lounge and internship applications to worry about.
‘Worry’, of course, being relative; he seems to be managing just fine. And that’s the worst part, ashamed as you are to admit it.
Because he’s fine without you.
Does he miss you even a fraction as much as you miss him?
Would he be just as happy if you’d never confessed to him?
Oh Seven. If you’re like this already… how are you going to manage next year when you’re even farther apart?
You should be happy for him, happy that he’s doing well; you should have more faith in your relationship, be less insecure and clingy and insufferable. But as the weeks pass and your paths cross less and less, catching the rare sight of him from across the hall feels more painful than it should.
You don’t tell Jade any of this; no need to make a mess of things when he’s got more important things to deal with. At the very least, it can wait until after exams are done.
And things could always be worse!
Case in point: the annual Starsending ceremony being thrown into the mix.
First off, finals season and the weeks leading up to it are already stressful. As fun as it is to wish upon a star, unfortunately, finishing that essay worth 35% and due in five hours might just take higher priority.
Plus, you'd completely forgotten this tradition existed. It's only your second year in this world, after all, so excuse you for not being used to all the new customs. You also didn’t make a wish last year, so the memory of the ceremony must've been thrown to the back of your mind—buried under all the overblots, perhaps!
It certainly didn’t help either to receive the reminder no more than a week before the ceremony. The three unfortunate souls chosen to be Stargazers will have their work cut out for them.
And just who are the selected Stargazers? (Take a guess!) The horoscopes this year landed on November 5th—Jade and Floyd’s birthday—
and your birthday. Congrats.
One after another, Crowley assigns you the position of Stargazer, the role of drummer in the ceremony itself, and the traditional Stargazer uniform (which is very… attention-grabbing).
“…Do I really have to wear this outside the ceremony?”
“Why, of course! Haven’t you heard of the phrase, ‘dress for success’?” the Headmage replies with theatrical enthusiasm, then sobers. “A Stargazer out of uniform would leave a lasting bad impression. I'd be sure not to forget it.”
You shudder.
By the time you’ve gotten changed and swapped Grim’s ribbon to match, Jade has already magically donned his own uniform, and Floyd is… nowhere to be found. No surprises there.
But back to Jade: your eyes skim right over the uniform itself and hone in on
b a r e s h o u l d e r s .
The muscles flex, rolling back in a smooth wave, taunting.
“My,” Jade giggles coyly behind his naked hand, “your gawking has me feeling incredibly flustered.”
Voiceless, you tug the dropped sleeves of his cape up and over the curve of his shoulders; they fall helplessly back down to their original position, ornate embroidery framing flawless skin. Damn it.
The eel cocks his head, chin resting against loose fist. “Is there something wrong with my appearance?” he coos, like he doesn’t already know.
You lean forward, muffling your exasperated groan in layers of (boyfriend) material. Your heart has been aching lately, but the sweetness in Jade’s chuckle and the way he cradles your head against him soothes the sting.
Through luck and madness, you somehow survive. Three unit tests, an alchemy practical, Starsending ceremony rehearsals, the collection of hundreds of Wishing Stars, and you’re still alive.
Between your reputation (respected as the dependable Prefect and/or feared as Jade Leech’s partner) and threats incentives (brandishing Grim as a flamethrower and/or mentioning your boyfriend by name), the latter went smoother than you’d expected.
The process is simple: confront the target, demand they declare their wish, witness their Wishing Star light up with magic, collect it, and hang it up on the designated tree behind the school.
By Friday, all the stars have been collected and hung but Jade’s; a total happenstance—or so you thought. He clearly had different plans.
When the eel opens his door to you the next morning, you're hit with a small but uncharacteristic bout of fear.
“…Jade.”
“Yes, my star?”
“Seven,” you flinch at the new, festive pet name, and his gleaming eyes crinkle into delighted crescent moons. But nevermind the nickname, “Why are you wearing that?”
The ceremonial clothes. Pretty shoulders out there for all (you) to see.
“To collect your Wishing Star, of course.”
“No,” you drawl incredulously, “I’m collecting your star.”
Silence from Jade; the cattish grin on his face speaks for itself: Plans change.
You squint back. “Well, Floyd took my wish already.”
He hums, unconvinced. “Your wish, or Grim’s wish? I’m aware that the Headmage provided only one Wishing Star to share between you.”
“It’s worth more to him than to me. I don't mind.”
“I do.” He slips a jagged weight into your open palm, supporting your hand with his own. “Make your wish. We’ll light it with my magic.”
Void of magic, the magestone—Jade’s Wishing Star—is dark save for the hairline veins, smoky white, running through the mineral like rippling seafoam. Each of the uneven edges presses a soothing kiss to the nerves in your fingers.
A dismissive chuckle breezes past your teeth. Laying your heart bare for a casual tradition isn’t exactly an appealing idea. A throwaway, then: “I wish you’d wear normal clothes.”
The dusky glasslike stone stays unlit.
Jade titters, “Come now, don't waste our wish.”
“What do you mean? That’s what I want.”
He tips your chin to meet his eyes. “It’d be a shame if we resorted to my unique magic to know your true wish.”
“You wouldn’t.”
“I wouldn’t,” he concedes, returning his hand to cradle yours. “I’ll be saving that for a more important question.”
You get a rush of tingles for some indiscernible reason. “Ominous,” you laugh.
He sighs sweetly. Such softness in his gaze, you’d think he was looking at a particularly freaky mushroom but no, he’s looking at you.
Oh. It's the way he looks at you that gives you the tingles. And also maybe the way he touches you. And—
Great Seven, you've been dating this eel for almost a year now; shouldn't you be less lovesick by now? Less distraught when you're apart? Less smitten by his mere existence?
This whole tradition, these Wishing Stars are purely symbolic. It won’t matter whether you wish to grow another 20 centimetres in height, or to do well in your finals, or for Jade to cover his damn shoulders. A silly wish won't overwrite reality.
But something about him makes you want to wish wholeheartedly anyway.
What to wish for, though?
‘For your internship to be fruitful’? Only a fraction of what you truly want.
‘To live the rest of my life in your arms’? …Tone it down a notch, pal.
‘That Azul would stop giving you so many shifts at the Lounge’? Okay, now you’re just griping.
You sigh, “I don’t know how to word it.”
“Is that so?” he hums with an impish grin, removing his hands. “Or are you simply self-censoring?
“Would it help if I told you that I love you? Or that I suffer in your absence?”
´(º—º)`
Kaput! goes your heart, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH goes your brain.
“Jade, what—”
“I suppose I’ll suggest something, then,” he interrupts. “Do let me know if I’m on the wrong track.
“‘We wish for the next year to be kind to us, and for any time we spend apart to pass in the blink of an eye.’ Is that alright?”
With wide eyes, you nod.
“Wonderful.” He places his hands back around yours and recites the wish; this time, the star sparks alight like striking a match. You’ve watched this process over a hundred times now, but it feels different this time: more brilliant, more meaningful.
The glowing centre of the magestone shines gold like Jade’s left eye, and at the pointed edges, fades into a soothing teal the same soothing teal as Jade’s hair. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
You open your mouth. “Jade—”
“Shall we go hang this—”
“Shush for just a second, will you?!” you bark, shaking him like a broken vending machine by the lapels of his cape; obediently, his mouth snaps shut. “We’re not just breezing by that!”
“…by what?” your eel feigns innocence.
Even as you glare at him—him with his knowing, expectant, self-satisfied little smile (stupid, stupid, stupid)—you can’t even manage to find him any less adorable.
“I hate you,” you lie, but the sweet kisses you press to his cheeks, his nose, his forehead each confess I love you, I love you, I love you.
Just before meeting his, your lips bespeak your true reply: “I love you too.”
Crowley’s year-end homily feels shorter this time; maybe that’s because you now have the clarity to actually listen. He probably reuses the same script every year, not that it's particularly remarkable: “What a pleasure it’s been to foster the academic progress of so many fledging mages!” and “This year has been fruitful for all of us!” and whatnot.
With the conclusion of the ceremony, you scoop Grim up and follow the flow with your clump of friends, yelling to each other about your summer plans as to be heard through the raucous crowd.
When you spot your boyfriend waiting for you in the courtyard and announce, “Bye, guys! Have a good summer!” your friends are all sunny smiles and laughs. Not a hint of stress to be found in your group, no concerns for your judgement, no suggestions or offers for alternative plans. Even Grim, who’s coming with you, has (close to) no complaints.
“Have a good summer,” they simply parrot, “invite us over sometime!”
One year ago, you confessed to Jade Leech. You did it with logic at heart, but faulty logic in practice.
And yet as he peers back at you with adoration in his eyes, one hand jingling a pair of keys to a flat—to your flat in Ultramarine City—and the other hand outstretched for you to take, you can’t help but wonder why you ever doubted this contingency at all.
initial concept inspired by schoenpepper’s “Jade Leech and the Three Breakups” (deactivated; reblog to view the full fic) and cannedpickledpeaches’ “Sad Poems but I Choose to Interpret Them as Happy” :) honourable mention to rel124c41’s many masterful fics (like this one, this one, and these ones) which simultaneously fed and fuelled my cravings for jade :’0 sorry for being so annoying but her works were genuinely the biggest reason i could finish this mess with any sanity remaining whatsoever
I'm finally getting through Riddles dream and wow, its breaking my heart. Ruggie's was rough for similar reasons, his whole world being made better so he could be happy, but even his wasn't like this. Riddle is so happy, everything in his life besides where he grew up is completely written over, but things like the cake and cookies his "mother" serves shows the cracks where even though his imagination is incredible, his real life was just so restricted and controlled in such a terrible way that he can get away from it even in a dream like this.
