Dahye had never performed before. Her parents had made it their mission to hide her away instead of displaying her to the world. For that reason, the last time she had been in front of a crowd like this was probably at some sporting event, and even then, she wasn’t alone. She was the one that requested not doing a full set on the main show for the opening night. She could happily hang out in her own area of the sideshows and try to wow her smaller scale audience. That would at least give her an idea of people’s reactions, and whether she would even be good enough for the main show.
“Let’s see, let’s see,” she began as she scanned the audience for muscular individuals. “I like to figure out who I’m trying to impress before I actually do anything.” Her tone was joking, and there were a few chuckles in the audience. “Okay! I think officially see the most muscular dude in the room right back there--” She pointed with an obvious grin and the man seemed to enjoy the attention, flexing and showing off. “Awesome! So let me just start off by saying, there’s no way in hell I’m fighting that guy, so don’t get your hopes up--” A mixture of laughter and disappointed ‘aww’ sounds. “But no worries! I can still prove I’m stronger than him! I mean, guys, c’mon, my name is Crunch!” She clapped and walked over to a giant anvil. “Now I know what you’re thinking! You want me to lift it up. I’m betting Mr. Strong back there can’t do it, though. If you compare our sizes, you’ll see how badly this is gonna go... But just for the sake of proof, come on up!”
The strong man came forth and made a feeble attempt at lifting the anvil, until Crunch gave him a look with a raised eyebrow that implied questioning his manhood. Then he gave it a good go, but the object only budged on one side, and never came off the ground. “Alright, awesome. Thanks for your assistance,” she said as the audience clapped, and she put her hand on top of the anvil. “So we see how this is gonna go, right? I’m so little, there’s no possible way... Who wants me to lift it?” Loud cheers erupted from the audience. With a nod, she gripped, and started to pull. Her arms stretched, and stretched, until it looked almost like they’d dislocate, and then she let go. Pretending to be out of breath, she heard shocked gasps as her arms hung out in the air as though they were made of rubber. She pretended to laugh nervously. “Oh. Whoops! Well that’s a bit off, wouldn’t you say? Let me just fix that--” She bit onto the collar of her shirt and pretended to blow, as though her arms were inflatable, and then both arms gained structure from the shoulders down, looking normal again.
“Now, again, I know what you’re thinking! What a trick, right? Telling you I’m super strong and stuff, and then not delivering? I forgot to mention... I’m more flexible than everyone as well.” She smiled, twisting her arms behind her back in a position that should not be possible. “Surprise! I’m actually a contortionist...” She curved her spine, bending not forward or backwards, but to the side, touching her palms to the ground as though she’d been split in half. People were stunned. She flipped over the anvil and then picked it up over her head, her muscles looking much larger now, bulging. “No worries, though. Obviously you just came for this, right? No problem!” Crunch pretended to drop it on her foot with a loud THUD, eyes suddenly growing wide, and the entire audience gasped. She quickly pushed the anvil to the side, revealing a crushed sneaker where her foot should have been. To the audience’s amazement, it then started growing, puffing back up, until she kicked the shoe off to reveal a normal foot. The tent broke out into applause. She laughed and bowed. “Thank you!”
It feels so natural, she thought with excitement. I’m meant to be here...
With that, she headed to the back of the tent, quickly plopping down when she was hidden and rubbing at her foot. No muscle or bone damage, of course, but some of the nerves were protesting such treatment as it began to bruise. “Ugh, come on, you didn’t even really get hurt!” Only the skin was sensitive, and she rolled her eyes as she put the shoe back on and stood up. “Alright, fine. No more anvil drops.”