toxicity.

carissa | 22 | 'straya I am here today to pump up the uplift mofo party plan, a plan based on a band, a band based on a plan

[missvvorld]

this just in: baby boomer equates eating brunch to millennials being unable to buy into the housing market

[mymodernmet]

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[iv-fischer]

my workout routine: - jumping to conclusions

[dyscodike]

[gingerrroot]

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

[rubyetc]

The Good Fairy

[whatsgrouse]

mushroom sauce: grouse

[swimmingpoolmp3-archive]

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

[gfriend]

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

[awwww-cute]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

‘Im gonna need to see some ID sir’

[onlytwitterpics]

[foreverdosed]

Red Hot Chili Pepper videos - a summary

True Men Don’t Kill Coyotes - Neon body paint. Anthony takes a dust bath.

Catholic School Girls Rule - Schoolgirl fetish. Toilet stall blowjobs. Crucified Anthony.

Higher Ground - Colorful. Stuffed animal pants.

Give it Away - Silver. Dope mirror pants. Crotch grabbing. Baton and ribbon twirling.

Under the Bridge - LA streets. Slow motion marathon running.

Warped - Black vinyl fetish wear. Chains. Brief, hot make out scene.

Love Rollercoaster - Beavis and Butthead.

Californication - Video game. Shirtless Chili Peppers on rotating platforms. Rad white falcon guitar.

Otherside - Some sick Cabinet of Dr. Caligari shit. Chili Peppers go goth/German Expressionism.

Scar Tissue - Bruised, bloody hobos driving around.

The Zephyr Song - Psychedelic kaleidoscope! Sexy go-go dancer. Random hula hoop.

Can’t Stop - Erwin Wurm. Modern art museum walk through. Yellow tubes and packing peanuts.

Dani California - Cool costumes. 1960s-2006. Shitty bass Flea has to play during ‘goth’.

Hump de Bump - Block party. Fun dancing and mattress jumping. Chris Rock.

Look Around - Rooms of a house with random objects. Anthony holds a big-ass dog.

Rain Dance Maggie - Venice Beach. Hipsters.

Dark Necessities - Skateboarding. Metaphoric cuts and bruises. Chad is slapped.

Go Robot - Who the fuck knows?

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[witchbum]

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

[niirvana]

Nirvana, August 1993