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1. Waking up to everything covered in snow

2. Good poetry

3. Feminist film theory

4. Good coffee

5. Vintage thrift shopping

Hi can you stop posting and reblogging stuff that I like I don’t want to be a clone of your blog k thanks bye

hehehe just accept that u have good taste n move on xoxo

magxit

beavesaintmarie

#on one hand i am deeply offended at meghan markle being lumped in with vile wallis simpson #but on the other hand this is hella funny

dilfbrucewayne

Straight women: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN! EVEN LESBIANS WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM

The man:

thivus

he do be looking kinda fresh doe

wickedwonderlandd

He do be looking like fresh dough doe

pipasyrup

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

elliewilliams

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

somedaythiswillbeclever

sandandglass

bigtrashfire

mysharona1987

left-reminders

Damn good submission from @babydeermilk

worddevourer

Actually, he’s only a himbo if he’s from the Himbeaux region of France. Otherwise he’s just a sparkling dumbass

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irishcottagecafe

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

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haiderabd51

pochowek

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

pochowek

this is threatening!!

tahkibk

Uh..

Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix? Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.