Freaky Alien Genotype(s)

I'm currently on a break, with the Queue doing all the posting. This blog has pictures, including gif's and sets I make from scenes. Cute animals, Dragon Ball, DBZ and DB Super (mostly villains and women), some xenomorphs, dinosaurs, weird and/or interesting things and whatever I get obsessed with next. The gif's and sets I make are tagged with "my gif". Feel free to search the archive and reblog whatever you want at any time. Almost everything is tagged and I always appreciate the notes. :) If you have a gif/gifset request (DB or DBZ), find the episode it's from and the time when it happens and just ask me to make it - I'll post it within a few days.

[cashcats]

[space-australian]

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Eliminate tumblr.

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe 

[bye-bye-little-sebastian-deacti]

Please keep adding to this

[dreadedloreenkid]

That post where that guy thought Spain wasn’t a country

Related: that post where someone claimed white people shouldn’t speak spanish because it was “cultural appropriation”

[notcrazyiswear]

How about the recent “brexit correlation with mad cow disease” map that was literally just the same image in greyscale

[class-struggle-anarchism]

ah yeah, the ‘appropriating Spanish’ one was on a post of mine, the Spanish in question was the words “No Pasaran”, hilariously.

I nominate “This is Rosa Luxemburg, Simone de Beauvoir, and Emma Goldman on the beach, smoking pipes in the nineteen thirties”

[igotyouholtzy-blog]

“look at this real life pokemon!”

*picture is clearly an animal that scientists have marked with paint etc. for ID purposes*

[unusuallytypical-blog]

Friendship Between Grey Kitty and German Shepherd

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

[agoddamn]

[space-australian]

[freakyaliengenotype-blog]

Please let me know if Dragon Ball Super ever gets a cool alien that plays an important role there, thank you.

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

I have so much love to give its kinda gross

[anemonelost]

Expected Guests vs. Unexpected Guests

Instagram / Facebook / Twitter 

[prince-trunks]

Adorable xD

http://the-devils-corpse.deviantart.com/

┕ If you have any respect for the artist whatsoever, do not remove this. ┚

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

i’m stunned by people who block bots like man that’s just a free follower to me if I got rid of all my loyal vape bots I’d have like 12 followers .. my dirty dozen

[gentlesharks]

Scuba Diving with Tiger Sharks in The Bahamas! (video)

[freakyaliengenotype-blog]

I haven’t watched DBS in a while but now they’re doing some “evil clone” plot?

[dragonballzmerchandise-blog]

Official Dragon Ball Kai Piccolo Costume

http://dragonballzmerchandise.com/product/official-dragon-ball-kai-piccolo-costume

Find more Dragon Ball Z costumes on our website ^^

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

[amethystlesbian]

ghost queer. yes.

[dangerouscornflake]

I got Dad Dad this is like fucking moon moon all over again

[hymnforthweekend]

grandpa witch. i’m weirdly satisfied with that. :/

[visenyatargaryen-archive]

@bisoukawaii @persephpne @lunalovevgood @lunalovegoodt @emmasfrosts

[80s90sdragonballart]

Submitted by alphamalescotty Larger version of this image still needed.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

[nttht-deactivated20181225]