The fish wife and the captain
At first sight the Grassmarket is just like the other parts of Edinburgh. A few pubs, a few stores, some breathtaking architecture, nothing more, nothing less. The only thing that is different is the view. At some points you can see the castle. Edinburgh castle, of course. But for the people, who know the history of the market. It is not only the view that makes this square market absolutely unique.
Grassmarket is located at the south east of the castle. It lies at the bottom of Castle Rock. From 1477 to 1911 the Grassmarket was one of the main markets in Edinburgh, especially for horse and cattle. The Grassmarket was not a nice place to be in the past. It was full of poverty, unemployment, disease and crime. It was also a place of public executions.
But that’s why Britt and I visited this city in the first place. We wanted to know all the cruel stories of Edinburgh. So we went to this pub, Maggie Dicksons pub. If you have been in Edinburgh for a few days, you already know that the people here don’t give their pubs just a random name. So who was Maggie Dicksons and why is she so special that they named a pub at the Grassmarket after her.
Maggie Dicksons turned out to be a fish wife, who sold her fish at the market. This story is actually a popular story in Edinburgh. Every local can tell you this story. In 1724 she was hanged, because she was accused of murdering her own baby. After the execution they put her in a coffin and brought her to Musselburgh, which is the place where she came from. But then something unexpected happened. She wasn’t dead. She awoke in her coffin. Under Scots Law she had served her punishment. She was hanged, so she did what she had to do, but she wasn’t dead. Not her fault, so she was allowed to go free. After Maggie, called half-hangit Maggie from that point, they added the words ‘until death’ in the sentence of hanging in the Scots Law.
This is one of the stories about the Grassmarket, but at a market, which is used for public executions, there must be more. So Britt and I became curious and went to another pub that had wi-fi that actually works and on the internet we found another ‘cute’ story.
So, several years later in 1736 Andrew Wilson lived in Edinburgh. He didn’t live that long, because he robbed the Collector of Customs and was caught and sentenced to death. Just like his friend, who helped him with the crime. With two other inmates, the four of them tried to escape out of prison. Two succeeded, but Andrew and his friend didn’t. On the Sunday before their scheduled execution, they were escorted to St Giles Cathedral. A new escape plan was made and because of Andrew his friend actually got free. This caused a lot of sympathy by the people of Edinburgh. Unfortunately it didn’t cause any sympathy by the city guards. So, they took him to Grassmarket and hanged him. Once he was executed, the spectators wanted to steal the body of Wilson. Captain John Porteous, leader of the Town Guard, didn’t agree with that. So he, why not, gave the order to open fire at the spectators. Six people died that day and many of them were wounded.
The people of Edinburgh thought that Porteous should get executed too. That is called justice. He killed six people, so this is what he deserved. The queen agreed, but at the last minute changed her mind. Porteous was pardoned and put back in his cell. The people who were involved with the accident that Porteous caused were furious. So they took him out of his cell, broke into a shop, ‘borrowed’ a rope, abused his body and then hanged him.
This plaque lies at the Grassmarket, where the lynching took place.
Britt and I didn’t know this when we went to the graveyard a few days earlier, but apparently Captain John Porteous his body lies buried in the Greyfriars Kirkyard, his tombstone reads “All Passion Spent”.
Porteous grave at Greyfriars Kirkyard