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About us

Alanna

Favourite host: blonde autism (tamaki)

Favourite episode: Jungle Pool SOS!

Favourite screenshot:

Atira

Favourite host: glasses (derogatory) (kyoya)

Favourite episode: Beware the Physical Exam! (currently)

Favourite screenshot:

We will mostly post headcanons with the occasional one shot or full fic here and there so stay tuned!

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he would 100% have a pink flip phone, maybe even bedazzled

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♡ an assortment of Tamaki Suoh headcanons ♡

!!NSFW under the cut!!

-Alanna

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He sleeps with his teddy bear Kuma-chan every night and can't sleep peacefully without it

If he's cuddling with someone it has to be directly between the person and him (or on his chest) with one hand on it

Antoinette/Hachibei sleeps on his bed every night despite protests from Shima

He still plays house with kyoya and the rest of the club but he always has to be the dad or else it becomes a soap opera

Everyone gets really into it and one of the twins always ends up dramatically pregnant

They made tamaki a secret drug dealer one time and a yakuza another and both times he went to his ramen corner

He has several "secret" stashes of commoners ramen in both the club room and his bedroom

He has a French accent

He's unbelievably clingy like texts every five minutes and if you don't respond in thirty he thinks everyone hates him

He gives his partner as many French pet names as humanly possible

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He lasts for maybe five minutes on a good day

Even shorter if he's as obsessed as he's known to be in relationships

Longer if he's bottoming because there's less pressure

He will 100 percent call his partner mommy/daddy and will insist on being called daddy if he's topping

BOTTOM THIS BOY IS A PILLOW PRINCESS THROUGH AND THROUGH

On the rare occasion that he does top he will need guidance to last a decently long time please be patient with him

He's so loud 😭 this man is hootin and hollerin if there's no noise complaints assume the neighbours have been paid off

He has a habit of dry humping and doesn't realise half the time

Like on the semi rare occasion that he's the big spoon he'll just out of nowhere start subtly grinding

GET THE STRAP

He gives really good after care

Like room service regardless if you're in a house or hotel, bath already prepared, warm wash cloth, new sheets, movies, anything you could ever want or need

He slips into French CONSTANTLY

This man eats cooch like he's been stuck in the desert for a year and his life depends on it he DEVOURS

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non-comprehensive haruhi autism creature comp

i mean just look at him she's literally

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The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

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