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How writers feel like when they make a master list and it says “coming soon!” under every character, knowing damn well they won’t ever write for them.
💞 — Secret Banter.
RELATIONSHIP: Ootori Kyoya x Reader
SUMMARY: Somehow, discovering a disheveled Kyoya in a commoner mall was only the second strangest thing Haruhi found out that day. Your existence took the number one spot.
A/N: I love secret relationship trope so much... Tell me Kyoya wouldn't keep his relationship under wraps.
This was far from the worst day Kyoya has ever had, but. Well. Today was not making it into the top 10 of best days for sure.
He was dragged to a labyrinth in his sleep and then subsequently abandoned by his friends. In a terrible outfit, no less. Kyoya wasn’t sure if he was relieved to have Haruhi rescue him or if he was mortified that she had to see him in this state.
Haruhi wasn’t sure either. She was in awe watching Kyoya eat a burger— it was like entering an alternate timeline. Compared to the rest of the host club, Kyoya was always more knowledgeable on the lives of commoners, but in a superficial way. He knew statistics and basic facts about regular people like a child knew facts about dinosaurs. Without Haruhi, Kyoya was as disconnected from the real world as everyone else at Ouran.
“… Kyoya?” The pair looked up at the voice calling Kyoya’s name. For a second Haruhi thought someone from the host club finally came back to look for their missing parent, but the person standing in front of them was a stranger to Haruhi. They had a bag of groceries and a confused expression. An utterly normal person.
The strangest part was that Kyoya clearly recognized this person. “(Name)?” His eyes reflected the same confused expression that the bystander had.
“Why… are you dressed like that?”
haruhi fujioka is the boy you choose to have a crush on to hide that you're a big ass lesbian ꒰ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ
Your friends were the ones who dragged you to that Host Club, you didn't want to go at all. You have better things to do than sitting on a couch with random kids from your class to drink tea and talk. But they're so handsome! Your friends insisted on that and yes, objectively, they are pretty boys. But you can't see the appeal on them, you never did.
That was a problem for some time of your life, thinking there's something wrong with you because you don't like men, in your mind, you were going to spend all of your alone, and that would be a terrible outcome for simply not liking boys. At the same time, you loved being around girls, brushing their hair and doing your make up together, cuddling in sleepovers were your favorite activities to do.
It took you two whole years to realize that you were a lesbian.
You haven't really told anyone yet, not because you are ashamed, but because you don't feel ready. Maybe you are a little scared of your friends judging you and being weirded out by you.
Look like a girl, think like a guy.
Neglectful batfam x Host!Reader x Ouran
Part 1, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, and divider credits, song link.
• Tamaki and Kyoya as you learned were the blonde and black haired boys.
• They were kind, well, Tamaki was loudly. His blonde hair could be seen miles away and so could his joy and general love for people.
• Kyoya was quiet about it, but he was just as kind with a mean streak. His sharp eyes were something you's always notice above all else.
• You were there for a day and were immediately asked to join a club by Tamaki with Koya implying that it'd be beneficial to both of you.
• You were very androgenous in a way that made people look at you. It didn't matter how you looked when you started at the school you just didn't put in an effort and got labeled as Mr. Wayne.
• You had a first name to Tamaki and Kyoya of course since you got close, and that's just how Tamaki functions with people, but the two always defaulted to Wayne.
• You followed them to the abandoned music room only to be met with a set of twins, a tall man, a extremely short blonde, and a girl.
• If you didn't look close enough at the girl, you'd assume she's a boy. With her short brown hair, brown sweater over her white button up, her clunky frames, and her pretty boxy frame.
• All in all, she was pretty. Tamaki drew your attention away from the girl with his dramatics.
• First, you were introduced to Morinozuka, or Mori as he was more commonly referred to, the silent type.
• Second, Haninozuka, Honey for short, the cute type.
• Third and fourth, Hikaru and Kaoru, the trouble makers.
• Fifth, Kyoya, the silent type.
• Sixth, Tamaki, the princely type.
• And seventh, their errand boy, Haruhi.
• They were weirdos, you could tell, but oddly enough that made you want to join them.
• Maybe it was the air in the room. Maybe it was the fact that even though they were absolute messes, they had this kind energy that made you feel welcome.
• You didn't know why, but you agreed to join.
• You, a girl, joined the host club only second to the first girl.
• Because of this you were pretty quiet, but would respond with the girls with a nervous smile.
• Why? You were nervous you'd get caught, but you enjoyed it nonethless.
• You were the eighth host club member, Tamaki lovingly labeling you, the shy type.
• You watch as the host club stare in shock at instant coffee in Haruhi's hands. You've actually had some since Tim's a coffee addict who needs his coffee right this second, so the manor actually has a lot of instant coffee in it.
• You watch as the other host race off and you stay by Haruhi, girls gotta stick together after all.
"Oh Tamaki, now you're taking the joke too far. Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because he bought it." That statement from a red haired girl causes you to pause. Seika, if you recall, was being a bit of a bitch. "Huh?" Haruhi asks as Seika looks up at you both. "I'm sorry. I was talking to myself." Seika says as she smiles, but it doesn't reach her eyes.
• You watch as Haruhi is called away by Tamaki.
• You gotta stick up for your girl. Even if you have to be subtle.
"You have some nice thoughts, for inside. Remember the difference between outside and inside thoughts." You say as if talking to a child. "What do you mean, Mr. Wayne?" Seika asks as you just smile at her. "I'm sorry. I was talking to myself." You say as you leave smiling.
• The day continues and you're seated with some more ladies, but what draws your eyes is Haruhi who looks both confused and horrified by the club.
• This causes you to chuckle only to have the girls at your table squeal and fawn over you.
• This in turn causes more confusion to Haruhi.
• You stop paying attention to Haruhi only to be called away by Tamaki a few moments later.
• You head over and hear them talking about giving Haruhi a makeover, and you? You're sent off to eat cake with Honey and his bunny stuffed animal. You're shocked he's older than you.
• After Haruhi is all dolled up similar to you it's nearly impossible to tell she's a girl.
• Tamaki picks her up spinning her around saying she'll be a host.
• You both were finally hosts togetger. It's nice.
• Tamaki calls both you and Haruhi over to formally meet Seika. Tamaki being Tamaki gets distracted and starts spinning Haruhi around rambling about how cute she is.
• This causes Haruhi to call to Mori for help after realizing you definitely weren't helping her.
• Mori over does it a bit lifting Haruhi up as if you're in some romance drama. You're in a romcom.
• Later you watch Haruhi look around for her bag only to realize it's in the pond.
• You hear footsteps and conceal yourself as to hear what's going on.
"Oh! It's you again. I bet you love having Tamaki making you over and fawning over you. It's useless though. You're always going to be a second-class citizen." You hear Seika say to Haruhi. You hum to yourself and decide to file that away and use it when you can.
• Bruce taught you one thing. Sometimes it's best to let people burry themselves under their own actions.
• So you'll wait. Wait for Seika burry herself.
• You didn't have to wait long.
• Seika decided to book a session with Haruhi the next day.
• You watch carefully only for Seika to call you over. You and Haruhi are opposite to her.
• You watch her put her hands on the table in a strange way, and before your reflexes can kick in she knocks the table over causing Haruhi to fall on top of her and you to get a mild bruise.
• She screamed. Accused Haruhi of something heinous, and injuring you.
• One thing about those weirdos you liked so much, they weren't stupid. Tamaki pieced together that Seika was lying. Kyoya knew, they all did, they just needed evidence now they had it.
• Haruhi has her quota raised and you get in trouble too since technically you both also caused a scene.
• You and Haruhi head off to get into clean uniforms.
• This results in Tamaki just now finding out you're both girls.
• This is how you find out that they genuinely had no idea this entire time.
• You change your mind. Tamaki is dumb. At least on some level.
• Little did you know, Bruce was looking for you. Where'd his kid go? Did he send you somewhere? He doesn't remember.
• Alfred was baking, so where are you? You usually help. He feels like he has to remember something, but the manor calls and so do the injured idiots.
• Dick was just visiting! Why didn't you greet him? You always greet him! Did he forget something?
• Jason broke in again, and where were you? Usually you'll help him make some food and he'd ignore you as you chat. He feels like he's missing something.
• Tim was about to have his 16th coffee and stopped only to drop his mug. Usually you'll join him to have a cup of coffee with him at that point, but you didn't. You must have been kidnapped!
• Damian noticed Alfred the cat sitting outside our door pawing at it. Usually you'd let him in. You must be on a field trip Damian reasons.
• Duke hasn't seen you in the morning, but you said something to him about something. He didn't remember. He was half asleep.
• Steph went in your room to steal your first aid stuff only to find it weirdly empty and dusty. Which was weird because you never let it look like this.
• Cass hasn't seen you. She hasn't heard your breathing, footsteps, or heartbeat. She also concludes you were kidnapped.
• Barbara is trying to track you because of Cass and Tim only to realize you don't have a tracker. This results in her also believing you were kidnapped.
• Your family's a bit of a mess.
A/N: added a song link cause an anon asked me about the title very confused! I just don't want anyone to get the wrong impression of this just because of the title! Also added more tags lol. Only reason that was added <3
Divider credits: @uzmacchiato
Taglist: @ghostxmio
Patience *Bonus chapter* ~silent dance~
➼ pairing: Kyoya Ootori x Reader ➼ summary: When the twins decide to meddle Kyoya gets jealous ➼ what to expect: ➼ warnings: Smut a/n: this ended up way longer than expected lol
You should have known that Hikaru was up to something the moment that he slipped into the chair where Kyoya normally sits, a devilish smirk on his face.
"Can I help you?" you raise a brow but don't look up from the diary that you are scribbling in. "Oh no dear y/n, I'm here to help you" overconfidence dripped from him as his grin widened to one of a cheshire cat, finally pulling your gaze upward.
"Oh really?"
"I am quite a charitable person when I have the spare time for it-"
"Ah that's it! You're bored, not today hikaru find a new target"
"-And! I believe I owe you one, you know, for the fair thing" you lean forward in your seat, eyes squinting in scepticism "And what do you think that I need help with?"
"Giving Kyoya a boot up his ass"
"Excuse me?" your voice drops an octave at the statement, confused mostly by the meaning of the statement but also because it was not something you would expect Hikaru to say.
The door to the music room creaks open, Kyoya slipping into the room, Hikaru leans forward to meet you in the middle of the table, a gap barely existing between the two of you. "You see due to a bet I've had to unfortunately look into your relationship far too much recently"
"Yes I did hear about your little investigation, your point?"
The grin on Hikaru's face falls into a smirk "You see while it took me far too long to even remotely understand what it is you two have going on however there was one thing I noticed"
"And what is that?"
"Touch"
"Touch?"
"You two never touch, and while Kaoru seems to believe that the two of you have this secret language thing going on that may be the case but its not even that you don't show affection you two don't touch at all, Tamaki has touched you more than him-"
"-Ew, don't say that"
"Anyway, I just figured that Kyoya may just need a little...push" he reaches up to brush some hair out your face "You have way too much time on your hands"
"Oh I know it is a tragedy, but yet you haven't stopped me yet" you roll your eyes "Why do you care?"
"I don't but surely you do, and well you've meddled in my love life recently, call it my gift back, or revenge whatever you want to call it" he winks.
“But also…I’m concerned”
“Huh?”
“You and Kyoya care about eachother I know that but a relationship isn’t just caring there also is…attraction”
“What are you trying to say?”
“The few things that do happen between you two seem to always be moves that you make, never him” you almost cough out a laugh in shock “what? I mean… wait are you trying to say kyoyas not attracted to me?”
“I’m not saying that, I’m more saying you’re my friend I don’t want you hurt…and a little proof never hurt anyone”
"And you think this will work?"
"Are you asking because you're doubting or because you want it to work?" you stare back at him dead pan, eyes flicking to across the room where kyoya is talking to Tamaki. Hikaru dramatically gasps at the lack of response "Don't tell me you're enjoying this, how touch starved are you poor thing"
"shut up you idiot, kyoya isn't going to fall for this he’s not some- i don’t know romance novel character”
“Indeed” Kyoya’s voice startles the both of you, shadow cast over the table as he appears behind Hikaru. “I believe you’re in my seat”
Hikaru leans back “oh hey Kyoya, don’t mind me I just figured I’d spend some quality time with y/n”
“Really? I know what your doing Hikaru” Hikaru sighs, sliding out the seat “damn it”
“Even if i didn’t it wouldn’t have worked anyway, I’m not threatened by you” he leans into him a little closer, lowering his voice “but if I find you touching without asking her again, now that will be a different story”
“Oh what’s that? Haruhi I’ll be over in a second! Sorry gotta go” he slips away, leaving the seat free for Kyoya to sit down opposite you “I did not expect that to bother you”
“Bother me? No, but ‘you’re not stopping me’ is faulty logic, I don’t get jealous because I have no need for it, protective however…”
“Mm”
Kyoya takes out notebook, starting to work as instinctively almost your fingers twitch outward, just reaching slightly closer to him, if Kyoya notices he doesn’t show it but you double check yourself almost confused on why it happened.
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ By that evening the interaction with Hikaru was mostly forgotten but there was something brewing in the back of your mind, eventually all you can think about is that when you are sat in the study of your apartment, Kyoya scribbling away at his desk, you stood facing the window, a regular activity the two of you have, silently enjoying each others presence midwork even at home “Do you think what Hikaru said holds any weight?" Kyoya doesn't look up from the paper, the question not phasing him "Hm?"
"I mean, I rarely ever take notice of what the twins say however his observation is not wrong…we don't act like a couple in public because we like to be private but even when we are alone….should we... be worried about that?"
Catching his attention, Kyoya sits up straight "Does it bother you?"
You shrug "Not necessarily, I mean what does a 'normal couple' even act like, but you know, when one of our friends implies that my partner may not even be attracted to me I feel it's worth questioning a little"
Kyoya lets out what is close to an amused laugh under his breath "is that what this is about?" You roll you're eyes "Forgive me, you're right, you are so open about your motivations and feelings"
"And yet despite that it seems that is a positive in our relationship, you take a strange pride in knowing that you can read me in a way that most do not” you hum in agreement, nodding your head to the side “you’re not wrong, you also are not answering the question for whatever reason”
Kyoya raises his eyebrows “you were serious?”
“Look, do not mistake this as me in search of validation, that being said we don’t really…”
Kyoya smirks, going back to his work “if you want a straight answer you may want to ask an actual question”
“Kyoya.”
“No, we don’t really do much, but it is not because of a lack of attraction”
“As opposed to?”
“I mean, my first priority has always been being respectful to you” he sits back “that being said…I am still a man”
You hum, leaning against the side of the desk “so?”
“So you are my fiancé, we wouldn’t be in this position if I wasn’t attracted to you…in certain ways, I still have carnal desires”
“Can you blame me for asking though?”
He hums, slowly standing and now towering over you as he places a hand next to you on next desk, frustratingly close to you thigh.
“I suppose not, perhaps I have been neglecting certain things…”
You raise a brow at his sudden change in tone “Things? Small word for you is it not?”
“Well it is like we said, we both thrive in speaking through subtext, and I am quite enjoying this little back and forth, particularly your reluctance to say any word that hints towards intimacy” he follows your gaze as it averts from his face.
“I’m assuming you’ve never…”
“You know I haven’t” you mutter, not liking how this once entertaining conversation has flipped “just confirming, you know I would not care either way” he takes his glasses off, placing them on the desk next to you.
You nod "I know."
Through slightly heavier breaths Kyoya pushes some of your hair over shoulder “don’t think that we have to do anything just because it came up” you bite at your lip, somehow that sentence persuading you more than the opposite. “Have you?”
He shoots you a pointed look as if the question even needed answering “now you’re just asking silly questions” his fingers run up and down your forearm slowly in attempt to calm the clear nerves. You shrug “there could have been someone before me”
He lets out a low laugh, a little entertained at you thinking that was a possibility “there wasn’t, I think you give me too much credit” he steals a peck at your jaw as he speaks.
“But, unlike you, my quietness isn’t because I’m shy.” As if to test you his hand slides from the desk over your thigh “I’ve never known you to be flustered”
You roll your eyes “Yes you have you just want to bask in the reason why” he shrugs, a smirk threatening to tug at his lips “I don’t know you are always the more…outspoken one between the two of us…I seem to recall you once said you found me leveraging the sports festival for money attractive”
You smile, head tilting up a bit to look at him “I also seem to recall you kissing me for the first time over my explaining my plans for corporate takeover you really have no place to talk”
“Do I not?” He grins, leaning in to finally kiss you on the lips, everything suddenly becoming. A bit more real.
With shorter breaths your hands subconsciously lift from the desk below to grip his shirt, laughing slightly at the sensation of his fingertips grazing upwards to your hips in addition to the sudden change in pace “I love you”
Kyoya freezes, movements stuttering slightly, while it takes you a second longer you quickly realise why, you had never actually said it before. Well, not the exact words, of course you have in your own way.
For a moment, the two of you don’t say anything, just stand staring at each other, an unspoken agreement that you had just opened the door to something, what exactly neither of you can place, but for a long time neither of you had never said the words because you both knew they were true, which is why you never felt the need to state it.
Kyoya doesn’t comment further, he replies in his own way, moving you slightly so that you are more sat on the desk than leaning against it “I’m not going to go further until you’re sure” he mutters, slightly quieter than he has been.
You nod, hand sliding up to his shoulder “don’t get cold feet on me now” with an eye roll he takes that as confirmation to carry on, shushing you with his lips on yours.
Kyoya worked quickly but systemically, you didn’t know exactly when it happened but you soon found yourself pressed against him, shirtless with an arm thrown over his shoulder, his hands ridden up under your skirt resting on your hips.
The next time the two of you break laboured breaths were the only thing that could be heard between it all.
“Um…we don’t have…”
As if he could tell where you are going he pulls back a little, opening the bottom drawer of his desk, retrieving a box of condoms. “Oh.”
“I figured better have them than not”
“I don’t know why I’m surprised”
“Me neither, but not yet” as you hum in question as he places the box behind you “if we’re doing this now I’m doing it right" his hands fall back to your thighs "Can I?"
You nod "Please" coming out as a whisper only loud enough for him to hear. Taking that word as enough, his hands slip further upwards, a finger curling around the top of your panties. You instinctively lift your hips at the action.
Kyoya slowly peels them off, stuffing them in his back pocket as he runs two slender fingers up and down your folds, a loud breath stuttering out of you as you lean back a bit. He's careful as he dips one into you, a cool sensation shivering through you.
Instinctively you let out a whine, Kyoya tuts "Patience my love, I need to make sure you're ready to take me" he smirks watching your reaction as he starts to pump in and out, adding a second finger after time.
The air gets knocked out of you, head falling back at the sensation, tensing in your stomach as a strange feeling builds up. "k-kyoya..." the name falls from your lips thoughtlessly, hand flying to wrap around his wrist.
A low hum of a chuckle erupts from him "I didn't know you were so sensitive" you look back to him breathless, playfully unimpressed at his smug demeanor. He has mercy on you, slowly easing his fingers out, pulling you up to distract you with his lips at the sudden emptiness, tearing open a condom. "You sure?"
You nod, pulling him closer, an arm falling over his shoulder, playing with the hairs at the back of his neck "Yeah..." he slowly pushes in, breaths hitched at the feeling, kyoya's knuckles turn white at the grip he has on the desk.
"Let me know when you're alright to move"
"You sure you haven't done this before?" You joke breathlessly, head falling to the side. He laughs a little "I'm inexperienced, I never said that meant I don't know what I'm doing"
You laugh, such a kyoya response it was funny, slowly shifting to test the waters of movement "What like you did research or something?" You joke, biting at your lip at the sudden pleasure that has started to form, Kyoya picks up on your lead, slowly rocking into you, chin tilting down to send you a knowing look.
"Oh my god Kyoya did you actually-"
"-suddenly very chatty aren't we?" his hips jerk forward as a silent warning to not finish the sentence, the two of you so close his nose brushes against your cheek "I don't see you complaining"
his hand runs up your thigh, hitching it upwards for your leg to wrap around hip, leaning back slightly as his other hand comes to hold your face, no pressure is applied it isn't forceful, but stable, consuming as it pulls your gaze to meet his. "Maybe focus instead"
You roll your eyes to disguise the fact that your breath keeps getting caught in your chest, toes curling as you watch his gaze also blink away from determination to mild surprise and vulnerability. He clears his throat "y/n I-" a gutteral groan cuts him off. He doesn't need to say more however, you get the picture.
"Yeah- me too-"
He nods, pressing another kiss to your lips, speeding up a little bit. You finish a bit suddenly, an overwhelming sensation of something snapping in your stomach, a shiver arching your back, all thoughts slipping away momentarily as you fall into him, you barely notice the warmth spreading across your lower half and the groan the Kyoya lets out as you regain awareness.
The two of you sit in a comfortable silence for a while, his hand running up and down your thigh absent mindedly grounds you, eventually he slowly pulls out, pressing a kiss to your forehead as he does so. "I'll get a cloth"
He lets out a shaky breath as he steps away, tying off the condom as he chucks it into a bin "Y/n?"
"Hm?" You still haven't moved, hands grounded against the desk as you process what just happened, legs wobbly as you regain your breath.
"If you ever doubt my attraction to you again, tell me"
He walks off towards the bathroom, leaving you staring at the empty doorframe he exited through as his words run through his head.
Damn Hikaru's not gonna let you hear the end of this.
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in stillness, you
pairing: morinozuka takashi x shrine maiden reader
summary: when the ouran host club is invited to a summer festival at (names) ancestral shrine, they expected lanterns and food stalls, not sacred dances, centuries-old traditions, and a glimpse into a side of her they've never seen before.
as the night unfolds under the glow of paper lights, mori finds himself drawn deeper into the quiet world she carries and begins to realize that their engagement, once only duty, might be something far more personal.
stillness becomes understanding. and between one shared glance and a gifted charm, something soft and real begins to bloom.
note: guys... I MISS OHSHC SO MUCH IM GONNA BUY ALL THE MANGA SOON 😭💔
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the air smelled like cedar and sweet smoke.
as the black cars pulled up to the base of the ancient shrine path, the host club members spilled out in a mix of silk, chatter, and dramatic flailing.
"I feel like I've stepped into a ghibli film," tamaki declared, holding the edges of his indigo yukata like it was a royal robe. "do you hear those cicadas? it's like they're whispering secrets."
"you're just hearing your own voice echoing back at you," kyoya murmured, adjusting his glasses as he stepped carefully onto the mossy stones of the path.
the forest stretched tall and quiet around them. pine needles, soft wind, and lanterns already beginning to flicker to life along the trail that lead up the steps.
they looked up.
the shrine sat above them like something pulled from a memory, ancient, red-lacquered beams beneath a canopy of green, the air thick with incense and reverence.
and standing just at the top of the stairs, dressed in the deep vermillion of a ceremonial hakama, was (name).
still. poised.
like a painted scroll come to life.
she smiled gently and offered a bow. "welcome to kogane shrine. I'm honored to have you all here."
tamaki lit up like a sunrise. "(name)-senpai! you look so.... so ethereal! how lucky we are to be welcomed by such beauty!"
haruhi gave a polite wave. "thanks for inviting us. it's... way more traditional than I expected."
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚🫖 ouran host club headcanons ep. 3
synopsis: what the host club is like when they’re jealous
characters included: tamaki, kyoya, haruhi, hikaru, kaoru, honey & mori
notes: i just wanna say thank you sm for the support on the insta posts! reading all your comments & reposts made me so happy >.<
𐙚 tamaki suoh - loud and proud
this man is not afraid to show (both verbally and physically) how badly he wants you all to himself. he does not care about showing his jealous side, he has zero shame. as soon as he sees anyone show attraction towards you, he has to break it up immediately.
one time you were standing outside music room 3 and tamaki was patiently waiting for you, except he wasn’t being patient at all and he was getting really fidgety whilst he waited for you. he took matters into his own hands dramatically declaring to the rest of the host club that he will find you, tell you off as you are very late (you were one minute behind schedule) & he will bring you back pronto. he slams open the music room doors which lead him to a terrible scene worse than a crime scene - a young man was talking to you…! he wasn’t just talking, he was caressing your arm lightly, oh the horror! tamaki screeched at the sight causing both you and this young man to turn but as you both turned, tamaki was already at your side within a split second. he gripped your shoulders and smiled almost manically at this young man you were talking to “oh, i’m terribly sorry to disrupt your clearly very intriguing conversation but, y/n is late for an appointment with moi.” he flicks his luscious blonde locks causing a sparkle to appear, how does he do that? it’s like he’s a cartoon. you couldn’t even give a simple goodbye to this young man before being dragged away and berated by tamaki for your tardiness. as you reach the door of music room 3, he quickly forgives you “—but, y/n, as i am a graceful and understanding man, i will forgive you my darling. lets get a pot of tea, hm?” you can’t help but chuckle at his foolishness.
𐙚 kyoya ootori - cold and calculated
this man isn’t stupid, he knows that he feels jealous over you sometimes however, he’s not like tamaki, he can’t openly admit to it. so, he takes matters into his own hands and do what kyoya does best - strategically plan something to go exactly the way he wants it to without any connections leading back to him.
not only did you frequent the host club and become close with the members but, you were also in kyoya’s class so, you were around each other a lot. however, kyoya had started to notice you were talking less to him and tamaki and more to some other guy. tamaki would constantly tease kyoya as he often caught him sending dirty looks and glares to both you and the random boy as you chatted away, laughing and such. kyoya always brushed tamaki off saying “i just don’t want to lose a good customer.” while that was partly true, he’s a businessman after all, he also didn’t want to lose you. not as a customer, just you. he clears time in his schedule to start making a revenge plan, he hires everyone in the host club to partake in his plan still claiming it to be for “customer/money-making reasons” and everyone saw right through him but, it’s kyoya. nobody’s gonna question him!
thus commences his plan which consisted of just keeping you two apart. somehow distracting you during class, or distracting him, or dragging you off during lunch to help with this that or the other. but, kyoya didn’t leave this boy emptied handed, no no, he replaced you with a girl. you’d be dragged somewhere and plonk, a girl in your place. kyoya knew this boy was romantically interested in you and as the distractions pulled you two apart, it pulled together him and this other girl. he started to move his romantic intentions from you to her. this boy gradually stopped trying to find you and talk to you, to kyoya’s delight. you briefly mentioned it to the host club one day, not realising it was romantic and feeling a bit upset that you’d lost who thought was a friend. kyoya felt a bit bad sure but, he saved you. you’ll never know he did but, he did and that’s enough for him. he does smirk a bit as you tell the short story and replies with a cocky “what a shame.”
𐙚 haruhi fujioka - confused and indifferent
haruhi may be incredibly intelligent but she is not one for social intelligence, let alone romantic intelligence. she’s confused as to why she even feels jealous in the first place & it makes her feel weird. she gets a pit in her stomach every time she even sees you brush someone else’s shoulder and she hates it. she just thinks it’s plain silly to be jealous because you’re not even together!
the twins have been paying a lot of attention to you lately, and usually you’d sit and talk with haruhi but as the twins continue to bug you, you give in and eventually start conversing with them more and more until you’re with them more than haruhi. you don’t flat out ignore haruhi, of course not, but she just feels this pit in her stomach and a stabbing pain in her chest as she watches you from a distance, chatting and laughing with the twins. she really tries her best to ignore this feeling, so much so that even when you do talk to her, she ends up acting indifferent toward you. the conversations between the two of you are shorter, filled with more awkward silences than either of you would like. haruhi notices this and knows this is happening because of her foolish jealously but, she genuinely can’t help it! she’s really trying to both ignore this ever growing jealously and still try to act normal around you but it seems impossible. you’re obviously upset thinking that haruhi doesn’t like you anymore, for whatever reason & the whole host club notices these changes. overall, its an extremely messy situation that will probably be resolved through an extremely thorough, detailed plan made by tamaki suoh himself.
𐙚 hikaru hitachiin - quiet and cold
he’s such an aggravating jealous type, he becomes extremely quiet and not the quiet where you feel sad the type of quiet where when you walk into a room, you can feel the anger radiating off the person. the whole host club and especially kaoru are in fear, quite frankly. they need to nip this in the bud asap. not only is he terribly quiet, he’s also incredibly cold specifically toward you! the host club can’t help but cringe as you try your best to interact with hikaru.
he had seen you getting as he’d describe ‘cosy’ with someone this morning outside of the school gates, and it made him so freaking jealous. why wasn’t he that cosy with you? you never hugged him goodbye or laughed so hard at his jokes that you slapped his arm. he was so upset. from 8am this morning, everyone had to face his wrath. he was quiet all day, only answering with snappy short answers. he barely ate at lunch even though his favourite dishes were included and then came the host club. he tried his best to keep up with the ‘brotherly love’ dynamic but found it difficult as that image of you with that person just kept circling in his mind constantly. all the clients that day noticed his change in demeanour and kyoya was not happy to see their clients upset or leaving early - hikarus personal issues were causing harm to the business! before kyoya could storm over there and stop this nonsense himself, you walked in. its like the whole room secretly knew where hikarus problem lies because everyone fell silent. you gulped nervously, why did everyone suddenly stop? as you made your way over to the twins, kaoru looked relived to see you while hikaru didn’t look at you at all. kaoru excitedly poured you a cup of tea as you sat down slowly still staring at hikaru, silently begging him to look at you. but, your silent pleas didn’t work. he would only take small glances at you, just to turn his nose up and turn his head away again. oh, the drama. you and kaoru awkwardly conversed, both of you tried your best to get hikaru involved but, he refused. although, he did make a sly comment or two. after some conversing you mention that your cousin had dropped you to school this morning, your cousin from a foreign country. hikarus interest had piqued “wait… cousin…?” he thought to himself. the whole host club and clients included all face palmed hearing this, hikaru had over exaggerated. once again.
𐙚 kaoru hitachiin - sad and nonchalant
kaoru may be mischievous and cheeky like his older twin but, they are different in some aspects and one being when it comes to love. kaoru would never dream of making his jealously yours or anyone else’s problem.
when he saw you getting friendly with your seat partner in class, it greatly saddened him. you two used to sit beside each other (hikaru on his other side, of course) but you got moved after an exchange student joined the class and you were the only one who spoke english well enough to help them. at first, you were just a nice classmate but as the weeks went by, you two would spend more time together, talk about other things other than school and laugh together and to make it worse, kaoru barely knew what you were even talking about because you were conversing in english! he accepts his fate and thinks that you’re in love with this exchange student and that’s it for him and the idea of ever being with you - but, as long as you’re happy, he’s happy. kaoru is so mature when it comes to this, he doesn’t interfere or ask the host club to come up with an elaborate plan or anything of the sort. although, it’s hard for him to hide his sadness especially around you. you still visit the host club often and try your best to talk to kaoru as you still think your friends but, he goes extremely quiet, only giving you short or one word answers. it makes you sad that he seems so off with you and you can’t even ignore the signs because every time you try to spend time with him he comes up with some excuse to not be around you. in his mind, it’s the best way to be so he doesn’t get in your way.
some time passes, and you decide to bring it up to him (when you finally catch him alone), you beg to know what’s the matter and after a lot of refusal, kaoru finally cracks and tells you everything he has been feeling. you blush at the thought of the kaoru hitachiin getting jealous over you! safe to say that by your next lesson, you request to move back to your original seat, right next to kaoru.
𐙚 mitsukuni haninozuka - melancholy and mature
honey is obviously known for his boy lolita character, he may act aloof but he is eighteen and just because he’s super cute doesn’t mean he’s not incredibly emotionally intelligent both when it comes to himself and others. he is the second most chill host club member at least when it comes to jealously.
you were honeys regular (and favourite but, don’t tell the other clients that) however, to his dismay, you had been coming less and less for the last two weeks. he was upset by this and asked around the host club wondering if they had seen you around and indeed they had… with another man! gasp! you were seemingly canoodling with some guy from your year group and oh, poor honey was so upset. you were his favourite for a reason and now you’re gone! however, he doesn’t let this get in the way of his life. he will absolutely have a cry in his room or to mori whilst eating a buttload of cake (like even more than usual) for about a week or so to help get rid of these negative emotions. however, when he’s doing his host club thing he can’t help but think about you in the back of his mind even though he’s supposed to be ‘recovered’.
after about another two weeks or so, honey is pretty much over it. but, all his hard work to get to this point is almost completely shattered because you walked into the host club! you swing your head around until your eyes land on honey and you run toward him immediately, desperate to explain your situation. honeys face drops into a pout at your arrival, he just got over you, why did you have to come back?! you interrupt his session with some other girls and start to explain yourself, the boy you were with was a marriage suitor arranged by your parents but, it fell through! you were free from the grasp of arranged marriage and ready to be honeys favourite client again. honey is absolutely overjoyed to hear this and tackles you with a hug, feeling a bit embarrassed that he let his jealously get to him so much. he ate a lot cake for that week where he was sad. like a lot, he had several cavities after.
𐙚 takashi morinozuka - quiet and and calm, duh
okay, i know this is hard to imagine but mori is even more quiet when he’s jealous. he’s completely calm and to the average person, he may seem like the same old mori but, to the trained eye he is far from normal.
the host club could feel something was wrong, just by the air in the room and honey quickly informed them that mori was being quiet and everyone was like “well, duh.” but honey had to explain that it ran deeper than that, he was jealous. the host club gasped, over what!? or who!? over you, that’s who. he had been silently tending to the animals and insects he had made friends with in the ouran academy gardens when he saw you gracefully wandering through the rose bushes and you weren’t alone, you were with a second year who had been known for being a mori lookalike. they were both tall, lanky, nonchalant and incredibly handsome. mori’s face stayed stoic as he watched you both, his animal friends still at his side comforting him - had been replaced? by a lookalike?! why would you want a lookalike when you had the original? this whole ordeal made him very upset, not to the point where was ripping his hair out in anguish but, he was upset. honey realised it especially, he was extra quiet and extra stoic even if nobody else noticed a difference. however, these negative emotions actually aided mori in his kendo! he was able to blow off a lot of steam and perform even more powerful moves than usual, which made him a little bit happier.
honey, who had to deal with this sad mori constantly, had enough and decided to confront you. it was difficult to get mori off his back because i mean it’s honey and mori but also, mori was more clingy lately (due to his jealous outburst) but honey found a way. honey was quick to find you and confronted you quite bluntly, you were shocked to hear this explaining that the second year wanted a tour of the garden as you were the leader of the gardening club, you didn’t believe it to be romantic! and that’s when it all starts adding up, mori lookalike… what’s another way to be more like mori…? go after the person he likes! god, you feel like a fool. before honey can make his great escape back to mori, mori finds honey himself. before mori can snatch honey and make a dramatic exit, you apologise and explain what’s happened. god, now mori feels like a fool too.