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i'd like to say that my aggressive turning off of any light in a room that's not in use is because i'm environmentally conscious but it's really just bc that poptropica earth day minigame got me good

#well that and the sensory issues #i stg though i will come downstairs and like four lights will be one and no humans. WHY.#i like my darkness and my caves thank you so i will be turning that shit off mwah kisses

i'd like to say that my aggressive turning off of any light in a room that's not in use is because i'm environmentally conscious but it's really just bc that poptropica earth day minigame got me good

#well that and the sensory issues #i stg though i will come downstairs and like four lights will be one and no humans. WHY.#i like my darkness and my caves thank you so i will be turning that shit off mwah kisses

ive started watching dunmeshi with my mom and she's liking it but she keeps laughing every time they start cooking bc they're wasting. so much time. MAKE FASTER MEALS!!!!! FALIN'S SOUP NOW BUT SHE'S POOP TOMORROW!!!!!!!! GET STEPPING

#it's the crux of the show and she knows that but still. we have to pluck this entire man sized basilisk #as step ONE of helping this guy who is being poisoned to death #tbf that was a joke in the basilisk one but it's really true every time #anyway i cheered when i got to see my goat kabru again #for reference ive watched season one of dunmeshi and haven't gotten around to reading the manga yet #though i plan on continuing from where the anime ends after im done with this watchthrough #i just thought hey if im starting it over i might as well rope my mom into it bc she'd like it #she's tickled by laios' freakishness and she might find marcille slightly annoying #at least with the repetitiveness of the picky eater bit (which is probably fair)#oh this also means i get to experience the dub now #i think senshi's voice is especially nice #but i have no particular thoughts besides that. it's a competent anime dub #MAKE A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT WHILE YOU WALK #but bread is an issue... sigh #anyway funny show i love em

JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT SKELETON FLOWERS ‼️‼️‼️

#THEIR PETALS TURN TRANSLICENT WHEN WET HOW COOL IS THAT #beasts and berries #WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THESE #NEW S TIER FLOWER DISCOVERED

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that’s his little guy!!

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I wish I had what they have...

so we know that mr kishimoto de naruto took some cues from togashi. do we think the sasunaru kiss was one of them? was he like "yeah i'll make my rival characters kiss super early on for a gag. i think it adds a certain relationship recontextualizing homoeroticism je ne sais quois i'm gonna refuse to acknowledge"

#Technically togashi made one of his homoerotic rival characters give the other a dream of them kissing for plot reasons #and while idk how queer togashi made them on purpose i do know that he's a bit of a fudanshi. and that kishimoto is NOT #i know so little about naruto sorry if there's extra lore here im missing #i keep having dreams about it for some reason though which is funny. had one last night even #nyarla read this over my shoulder and was like wtf is hemeeretie #i love you tumblr font #yyh #kuwameshi #yeah i'ts going in the tag fuck you that's my house

you ever get so nervous and embarrassed you develop a new nervous habit on the spot

#i think it's happened to me only a couple of times #i only did it once though i should've done it more #but in college they held weekly get togethers between the japanese language students and the japanese exchange students #so we could kind of fumble our way through communicating with each other and teach each other words and practice and stuff #and it wasn't bad but it freaked me out so badly that i started rubbing the back of my neck every time i said something #yeah like a cartoon character. does anyone actually do that irl? besides me for one afternoon apparently?#i gotta do stuff like that more but my audio processing + lack of experience communicating with people who aren't fluent in english #means im understanding them way less than i should be and i get overthinking about what words i use #bc i don't wanna condescend to them obviously but i also have a pretty big vocabulary and i don't wanna confuse them #or make them feel like they suck at english just bc they don't understand some weird idiosyncratic thing i did or bc my dumb ass #called myself loquacious again. like i know im making them self conscious and/or frustrated by asking them to repeat themselves #over and over but i just can't understand what ppl are saying sometimes bc my brain is gunked up #and in situations like that my mind goes completely blank and i can't even try to puzzle out what they said bc i forgot it #and i can barely get myself to ask them to repeat bc my brain isn't letting me think in words or much at all #anyway it's bad and i don't think it's either of our faults but i also don't know how to/if i should #explain all that to someone who's only going to be talking to me for a handful of minutes #if that makes sense #and you all have heard me complain about ap french you know how bad i was with foreign language listening response practice #i'll get it eventually (she says with no plan to get there)

FLUIDIZE YOUR GENDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

#gif warning #cw flickering #don't notice The Mistake in this please okay i worked on this for. way longer than i'd like to admit #AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT I MISSED IT. GRAHHH #one day they will let me edit these things after posting them and i will become so powerful you won't even be able to yell at me ever #i'll be too scary #but until then? sigh.#anyway #thought i'd try something a little different plus it's pride month plus this is funny to me #picmix #mmm my scrumptious colors #they're calling it the busiest gif on the planet #frankly im just glad this isn't chugging like hell. i thought i was about to give birth to a beautiful 1 fps gif #again #i love reusing things. you people will never escape cookie gerard #i love them too much #erm uhh i don't actually tag things with queer labels that often now that im thinking about it #dunno but go! enjoy my genderfluids!!#genderfluidity #genderfluid #genderqueer #trans #ugh. okay two mistakes #i don't think anybody cares but please know that managing all of these layers is a complete and utter nightmare #if you've ever tried to make a ppt slide with ten william things on it that's basically it. except if there was no 'send to bottom/top'#function. so you just have to spam it #evil evil stuff #that i do for fun bc i like it #it's so evil

all-roads-are-now-bent

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Based on The Swing (Jean-Honoré Fragonard). Glicky is the pervert, Heidi a temptress, and Schoddy the puppetmaster.

Gave Heidi a petticoat 'cos she would've looked real bare under there LOL. If it wasn't for Malaria's dead trees, the leaves would've really done this.

#HELL YEAH?????#igor (2008)

skrunksthatwunk

dearly beloved. please consider this post your podium to nominate and argue for the character(s) you think were BORN to be tumblr sexymen/women/bugs but were sadly in the wrong place at the wrong time and did not ascend to that status. because i think about this all the time

skrunksthatwunk

BITCH.

WHY DOES NOBODY WANT HIM WHEN ALL HE DOES IS SNARK AND KILL HIMSELF

#FUCKING SCAMPER FROM IGOR (2008). YEAH. YEAH!!!!!!!!!#im not going to sexualize him BUT IT BOTHERS ME THAT NO ONE IS #COME ON #his voice is annoying and everyhting!!!!!!!#(<- not true i actually really like steve buscemi's voice and voices like it i think they're cute)#i haven't seen this movie in years but i feel like im the only one who remembers it #frankly i actually think dr schadenfreude might be a better sexyman pick but that's just a normal guy who's evil #and who brings a palpable tasty bit of genderfluidity to everything via suzy izzard's voice #and i kinda had a crush on jaclyn his evil assisstant. the one with blue hair and pronouns yeah #the one who looks like the female character design equivalent of a pug. woman who's barely even a shape #it's a movie about loving your big woman even when she turns out to be really into movie musicals instead of crushing her enemies #it's the myth of gallatea which i think has been cancelled but i've always been drawn to and they're trying to win at the Evil Science Fair #and again there is an Evil Bone. im not making that up those are the real proper nouns from the movie. come on it's awesome #the children yearn for dark comedy

dearly beloved. please consider this post your podium to nominate and argue for the character(s) you think were BORN to be tumblr sexymen/women/bugs but were sadly in the wrong place at the wrong time and did not ascend to that status. because i think about this all the time

#characters who should be getting drawn sensually lounging or maid dressed or getting selfcested into their own arms onceler style #i have a couple i feel very strongly about and i can only remember one right now but like. crucial character trait to me #i'll save mine for a reblog

one way ive started conceptualizing nonsexual kink is that it's basically like going on a thrill ride. sometimes it's fun to get tied up and just sit there and sometimes it's fun to go on something that spins really fast and jostles you around a lot. it's not necessarily comfortable but there's something appealing about feeling something weird for a second. and if it's a mental thing then it's just acting/roleplaying/any kind of character exercise where you'd be empathizing a lot with this fake you. what i if was x or what if i was in y situation can be fun to explore and act out and then put away. no nutting necessary you can just fuck around really. poke your body and role your play. you can be a dog forever

#true for both sexual and nonsexual kink is that it's so often just. 'what if a force was applied on my body'#and/or 'what if i was in a situation'#with a lot of them having social components as well namely 'what if someone applied x force/situation?'#so maybe pain isn't your thing but someone causing you pain is #and if that's nonsexual just think of it as morbid curiosity or any kind of sensory seeking #you're playing with your yucky flesh body or your yucky flesh mind and usually you're doing both #that's all it is really #so whether a kink is/isn't sexual it's the same general genre of sensation/headspace that's being sought #you can think of it as split between headspace and bodyspace if you wanna be cute about it #anyway i don't read theory but this has probably been discussed before #but i find the thrill ride image in particular helpful since it's a very common way a lot of people do extreme/unusual sensory seeking #especially bc sometimes kink discussions can feel very je ne sais quois dependent. you just gotta accept someone likes a thing #and you might not get a perfectly articulatable answer for why #some ppl just kinda like testing out their flesh bodies and their flesh minds. just to see what they can do #anyway #you gotta put your body and brain through stuff just to mess with them sometimes and that can be kink if you want it to be

adhd diagnosed

#i should be really excited but i think the mood was wrong lol #and im groggy #it doesn't feel real at all and simultaneously feels like i had it diagnosed ten william years ago #so it's not really novel #it's a really big deal and it's very good and i i just kind of feel nothing rn. i'll get excited later #right now im busy faxing people #sucks a little that my brain skipped straight to all the work and potential for discrimination etc #im gonna try to celebrate on purpose today. oh you don't care well i'll MAKE you care!!!#this should be a huge step in my fixing my life and junk it just #i dunno. it is good though #it's also tuesday so it's whatever #(happy adhd diagnosis tuesday friday lol)#my brain's still a little stuck on the 9 hours of w.est of loathing i played yesterday #and the entire back half of digital circus i watched for the first time also yesterday #big news yadda yadda who cares big deal i have snakes to oil #and jaxes to think about #and so on #it'll sink in later trust

she gangle on my zooble til i jax

#just watched the tadc finale #not posting about it but i have big big feelings #ouhhhhhhhhgh

it's always fun to hear people's stories about how when they were sad their animals clearly noticed and responded to it by cuddling with them and never leaving them alone and saving their lives or whatever because my animals (love them dearly) do not gaf about that

#okay tbf there's a good chance they notice and just.. don't respond in a way that's super affectionate or whatever #that's not comforting in a way im recognizing #babycat would get mad at me. he's like you've been in bed for twelve hours? i'm going to start clawing you #idk if it made him anxious or if he was just super bored (probably both) but that was maybe not very comforting for me i think #like it's just me and you in this freaked up world cat... but at least we have each other right? and he's like im going to injure you now #and the rest of my animals are just too ipad baby to notice. my unobservant loveys #actually shoutout to peepaw (dog) who realized(?) i was having the worst cramps of my life and decided to furiously grind his skull #into my side (not something he ever did). like. i guess it kind of helped???? what????????#idek if he sensed my pain or whatever bc he never did that any other time but like. why else did he do that. strange guy #anyway there have been plenty of times where i've been super upset and have sought out an animal and they've been like erm...#OKAY..... i Guess...... if it means that much to you..... and then fucked off shortly after #and im gonna be real it did hurt my feelings but it's okay bc they're ipad babies and they don't know anything #it's just the worst thing you could do to someone who wanted to talk to birds and have butterflies land on them and shit as a kid #(and now. and currently as well.)#like fuckkk im not uniquely emotionally connected with animals like i wanted guess i'll just RUN AWAY and live in the SEWERS #I'LL BE STINKY AND ALONE IF YOU EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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