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[inkskinned]

okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together is my life right now? honestly not very but you wouldn’t know that from looking at my nails

[physiquefront]

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[luckilyforever]

[stability]

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[fred-astaired]

Pokémon vs Pokémon GO

Pokémon: I caught this Pokémon very early in the game and it's very special to me and I named it something very meaningful

Pokémon GO: This is Guitar Solo and I caught him by a dumpster outside a Taco Bell

[copestheticbaby]

at the pokestop

with my dick out

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

please, just once, think before you speak

[goingtrickster]

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

[onlytwitterpics]

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[beyoncevevo]

[okaymad]

[westernkanye]

[turnitaround]

did you know

music was invented on june 19, 2008 with the release of burnin up by the jonas brothers

[d0vie0n]

Show me the receipts

[turnitaround]

[foreverdrunkatheart]

@bertrud thank u for introducing me to music

[botherjohnmisty-deactivated2018]

J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name:

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien

[slyandthefamilybook]

What does the second r stand for

[circleoftyrants]

Rolkientolekien

[morekichuwathanyou]

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.