oof.

this is my trash pile of a blog

[goingtrickster]

oh no

[dyslexic-speedreader]

Just saw a white lady at Walmart with a cart full of wonder bread and I cannot tell you what I would have given to see that as normal. This site has ruined me

[rendakuenthusiast]

Wonder bread is shit tier bread

[dickslapthestate]

for eating, maybe but that’s not what this post is about and the fact that you don’t know that makes me envy you

[zarathustrart]

Tyrant Twin: Chapter 1, Pages 1-10

A reticent monk and an overworked archivist have nothing in common besides a name. But what power does a mere name hold? This is a story about language, dualism, simulation, and how life struggles - and triumphs - in the darkest of places.

It’s up, baby!

The first ten pages of my webcomic, Tyrant Twin - a long-running story of queer, disabled self-discovery - are now free to read on GlobalComix! The next update will be on Saturday the 18th, with subsequent updates dropping every Monday and Saturday.

The comic will always be free to read for everyone, but you can support me on Ko-Fi or Patreon for early updates/bonus content and such! You can also support the comic by reblogging this post so it reaches a wider audience!

[yellowpoet]

my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:

[yellowpoet]

i wish this was me

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

Hey guys! :) I just want you all to remember that SOCIAL DISTANCING is IMPORTANT in order to minimize the contraction of COVID-19. :) So make sure to STAY in your HOMES. :) Even if you are at a YOUNG AGE and have NO PRIOR HEALTH ISSUES, it’s still important to be MINDFUL of those who are of OLDER AGE and have HEALTH ISSUES that could potentially INTERFERE with their RECOVERY if they contract the CORONAVIRUS. :) So as a SERVICE to your COMMUNITY, it’s important to remain ENCLOSED in your HOME. :) STUCK, if you will. :) Now go do something FUN from the CONFINES of your HOUSE. :) Perhaps play some VIDEO GAMES with your ONLINE FRIENDS? :) :) :)

[calware]

i’m bringing this back because i don’t think enough of you were forced to look at this

[calware]

[literature-license-please-deact]

Jesus Christ you tumblr users will start screaming over the smallest things. Distance, dickheads. Don’t be selfish.

[calware]

oh you sweet summer child, that is not why they’re mad

[eggtuna]

[heavensickness]

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[korpioh]

i forgot i did this.. don’t ask

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

I AM ON THE FLOOR

[hyper-lesbian]

They’ve struggled so much to get this one sentence out and I feel really bad

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

[305xdisaster-deactivated2021102]

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

its not for you king

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[beynons]

this is the most powerful post I’ve ever seen

[neuters]

the majority of plots from indie movies can be summarized by this gif

[butchflirt]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

What? You can’t quit the cock sucking championships now, you’re our best player!

[xtec]

us when john green left tumblr

[yourcalamity]

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

[bird-big]

did you mean horny

[yourcalamity]

i would love to study you

[huffylemon]

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

[yourcalamity]

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

[adelicateculturecell]

Journey to the Microcosmos:  Tardigrades: Chubby, Misunderstood, & Not Immortal

Images originally captured by Jam’s Germs

Thank you @airyearthgirl for inspiring me to gif these amazing lines

[hobbular]

reblog if you too would just like a nice place to live, plenty of yummy food, and not to be exposed to the vacuum of space whenever possible

[deconstructedclub]

[weaver-z]

If you try to psychically attack this man every bone in your body will shatter