i will find you and i will kill you

coming in ta kick ur ass

[frickmoranis]

Rick

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

every second you're not running i'm only getting closer

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

what’s vore?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

i'm killing all of you

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

what's vore?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[fredrickmoranis]

i have approximately one bone

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

tonight is the last night you will have that bone. say goodbye now.

[fredrickmoranis]

i will steal your bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you’ll have to find them first

[rickersonmoranis]

I already did. :)

I have all of the bones. 

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

oh yeah? how many are there then?

[rickersonmoranis]

I am not allowed to share that information, clone #29.  

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

i'm not a clone i'm the original rick and i'm gonna have to slaughter you for the false accusations

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[fredrickmoranis]

i have approximately one bone

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

tonight is the last night you will have that bone. say goodbye now.

[fredrickmoranis]

i will steal your bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you’ll have to find them first

[rickersonmoranis]

I already did. :)

I have all of the bones. 

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

oh yeah? how many are there then?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[fredrickmoranis]

i have approximately one bone

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

tonight is the last night you will have that bone. say goodbye now.

[fredrickmoranis]

i will steal your bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you'll have to find them first

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[fredrickmoranis]

i have approximately one bone

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

tonight is the last night you will have that bone. say goodbye now.

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can't see me in court if you have no bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

hope you guys don't like butch hartman because tonight he's kicking the bucket. if you do like butch hartman block me immediately.

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

once i'm done restoring balance in the universe it's over for all of you

[frickmoranis]

I spend every day on this beach, man, but she don’t see me!

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you are number 3

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you say thicc moranis i will uppercut you directly into the sun