haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[fredrickmoranis]

hey I’m Rick Moranis and I FUCK

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

oh honey WE KNOW.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

[fredrickmoranis]

damn, wish i was two years older today bc then I’d be 69

[fredrickmoranis]

ooh eee ooh aah aah chingchang walla walla bing bang

[sjtheidiot]

“hello and welcome to the gerry todd show!” (OPEN RP)

[frickmoranis]

“gerald todd, you have stolen my identity for the last time.”

[sjtheidiot]

“seymour krelborn! quite ironic for YOU to be the one accusing ME of criminal activity! i could end your entire career right now infront of the entire world! either take back your accusations or you can say gooodbye to everything you once loved!”

[frickmoranis]

“you think you can destroy everything i love? i’ll expose you for the identity theft you are, gerry todd! you’re a coward hiding behind an empty threat!”

[sjtheidiot]

“i may steal identities but i don’t steal lives, krelborn. would you like to tell the viewers at home how you got audrey ii so big, and what happened to mr orin scrivello, dds? or are you too scared, hiding behind a false screen of confidence, thinking you finally have destroyed me? you can never defeat me, krelborn. i’ve known you for years, i know all your weaknesses and insecurities. at any moment i could snap my fingers and turn you into dust. may as well surrender to me now before it’s too late.”

[frickmoranis]

“h-how it got so big? o-orin scrivello?”

“never mind all that. i know your tricks, gerry todd. you’re trying to get in my head. i won’t fall for it. you act like you’re so all-knowing, yet you hide behind a screen like a coward.”

[sjtheidiot]

“you have NO IDEA what i know krelborn, and if you don’t answer my question i have no choice but to end your pathetic existence. you have no idea what i’m capable of little man. and i’m not afraid to show it”

[frickmoranis]

“you wouldn’t dare!”

[sjtheidiot]

[frickmoranis]

“well, shit.”

[fredrickmoranis]

hey y’all where’s the coochie at

[fredrickmoranis]

i’ve committed tax evasion

[fredrickmoranis]

cowards

[fredrickmoranis]

hey I’m Rick Moranis and I FUCK

[fredrickmoranis]

if i see another person post coochie I’m gonna SNAP

[fredrickmoranis]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Hey

It’s me . Seymour Kralbarn. Hwats up

[fredrickmoranis]

hey seymour it’s me, beloved movie actor rick moranis

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Oh boy!

[fredrickmoranis]

oh boy!

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Hey

It’s me . Seymour Kralbarn. Hwats up

[fredrickmoranis]

hey seymour it’s me, beloved movie actor rick moranis

[fredrickmoranis]

this ant is my only friend :(

[fredrickmoranis]

it’s a lovely day to be the actual real life rick moranis! yep, the actual real life rick moranis... definitely not an imposter!

[frickmoranis]

Rick

[fredrickmoranis]

i fistfought a random kid at a staples parking lot at 3am

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[fredrickmoranis]

i have approximately one bone

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

tonight is the last night you will have that bone. say goodbye now.

[fredrickmoranis]

i will steal your bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you’ll have to find them first

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I don’t know where they are

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

if you factkin me you go up on the hitlist. there can be only one.

[rickersonmoranis]

That is funny. I was thinking the same thing. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please stop impersonating me I have children

[officialfredrickmoranischildren]

We’re the children and we approve this message. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

Please don’t impersonate my kids thanks - rick Moranis

[rickersonmoranis]

How about you don’t impersonate me or my kids? I’m calling my lawyer on all of you. 

See you in court. 

[therealfredrickmoranis]

No you

[rickersonmoranis]

You first. 

[fredrickmoranis]

Why go to court when we can become The Ultimate Rick?

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

only one.

[fredrickmoranis]

haha that’s funny :)

see you in court

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

you can’t see me in court if you have no bones

[fredrickmoranis]

bold of you to assume I have bones

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

exactly. the #1 rule of court is that you have to have bones to enter.

[fredrickmoranis]

i have approximately one bone

[frederickallanrickmoranis]

tonight is the last night you will have that bone. say goodbye now.

[fredrickmoranis]

i will steal your bones