Who's laughing now?

Hello, everyone. I'm Fred Weasley. Yes, I'm related to that George Weasley, please don't constantly ask me questions about him. I hope we can get on. I like people who have a sense of humor. House -- Ravenclaw Year -- 7th

[fredgweasley-blog]

I've come up with some inventions to show dad.

[fredgweasley-blog]

Awe, c’mon. I promise nothing’s too dangerous.

[sarah-oh-rouke]

Last time you tried out your “inventions” on one of my friends and he was in the infirmary for three weeks.

[fredgweasley-blog]

No offense, but your friend's probably a git. [Fred puts his hand out to shake. He has a very business man type smile on his face. ] Have we met before? I know your friend and I have probably met, since I've sent the poor lad-- lass? --to the infirmary for weeks. But I don't remember meeting you before. 

[lukedaily-blog]

[fredgweasley-blog]

I've come up with some inventions to show dad.

My only problem is I’ve no one to test them on. Any takers? 

[sarah-oh-rouke]

I’d rather drink my little brothers mud potions.

[fredgweasley-blog]

Awe, c'mon. I promise nothing's too dangerous.

[fredgweasley-blog]

I've come up with some inventions to show dad.

My only problem is I've no one to test them on. Any takers? 

[k-rowley-blog]

I created a fun, special Rota for NEWTS.

[fredgweasley-blog]

How could anyone put the words 'rota' 'fun' and 'NEWTS' in the same sentence? 

[billy-springsteen-blog]

McGonagall actually called me William this morning.

[fredgweasley-blog]

She has a habit of calling people by their full-names when she's angry. For instance, this morning I was testing out a new shop product and she called me... Fredrick. 

[danielcrownebitch]

Has anyone seen Roxy?

[fredgweasley-blog]

[Pushes the boy against the wall, a infuriated by his comment.] She’s innocent in my eyes. Too good for you, from what I’ve heard from others. 

[danielcrownebitch]

[Totally unfazed by the fact that he was just pushed into the wall, his smirk widens] And what exactly have you heard from people? [tilts head slightly]

[fredgweasley-blog]

That you're an arrogant, evil, rapist, twat, who uses illegal curses. 

[danielcrownebitch]

Has anyone seen Roxy?

[danielcrownebitch]

fredgweasley:

[fredgweasley-blog]

…You’re Daniel, right? [Fred is giving the boy an overly kind smile. A smile that says that Daniel should be worried.]

I umm….yes I am…You’re fred right? oh shit, I’m fucked! Roxy told him and now he’s going to kill me fucking shit!

In the flesh, little prat. In the flesh. [crosses his arms and arches his brow.] Rumor has it you proposed to my sister…and that you didn’t ask me for my blessing first? Also, that you’ve knocked my innocent little sister up…Nod your head.

[danielcrownebitch]

Guilty as charged. [crosses arms and looks at Fred, showing absolutely no emotion on his face] and she’s not that innocent. [smirks]

[fredgweasley-blog]

[Pushes the boy against the wall, a infuriated by his comment.] She's innocent in my eyes. Too good for you, from what I've heard from others. 

[danielcrownebitch]

Has anyone seen Roxy?

[danielcrownebitch]

fredgweasley:

[fredgweasley-blog]

…You’re Daniel, right? [Fred is giving the boy an overly kind smile. A smile that says that Daniel should be worried.]

I umm….yes I am…You’re fred right? oh shit, I’m fucked! Roxy told him and now he’s going to kill me fucking shit!

In the flesh, little prat. In the flesh. [crosses his arms and arches his brow.] Rumor has it you proposed to my sister...and that you didn't ask me for my blessing first? Also, that you've knocked my innocent little sister up...Nod your head.

[fredgweasley-blog]

　

[danielcrownebitch]

Has anyone seen Roxy?

I really need to talk to her….

[fredgweasley-blog]

...You're Daniel, right? [Fred is giving the boy an overly kind smile. A smile that says that Daniel should be worried.]

[fredgweasley-blog]

your pretty let’s trade faces

You guys are all really nice. I think I'm going to cry.

[fredgweasley-blog]

Yeah. I’m probably a lot more creepier than you. I just don’t show it. 

[billy-springsteen-blog]

I think I’m more weird than creepy. Yay for Australian humour

[fredgweasley-blog]

I lived in the richer part of Mexico for most of my life; Only 5 years have I been in America. Which is why my English is completely awful at times. MEXICAN HUMOR IS WEIRD. Watch a novela I dare you.

Australian humor seems promising. 

[fredgweasley-blog]

KJ YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL FACE SFGHJKSFHKLSFJKLDJ

Thank you, Jo. Really. Getting compliments makes me bubbly.

[fredgweasley-blog]

You’re not that creepy. Things about ‘penis’ and ‘i like yo face’ make me a happy camper. I’ve known creepier people.

Ily you, Harriet. 

[billy-springsteen-blog]

That’s relieving. ily too

[fredgweasley-blog]

Yeah. I'm probably a lot more creepier than you. I just don't show it. 

[fredgweasley-blog]

I like your face

Thank you. I always feel weird showing people my face.

[wereinvisible]