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If I ever made friends with a billionaire and they tried 2 buy things for me id reject it and pay for it myself but probably like a month into the friendship I would probably try 2 make them give me 1 billion dollars in exchange for a bowl of mac n cheese that I made

Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

bitchycode

stimmysuggestion

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

mysteriouspercentage

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

therobotmonster

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut.

andrusi

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

swagintherain

THIS is absolutely ridiculous. Poor Black girl was harassed by racists on Twitter and I still don’t understand why Twitter favors this scum in cases like this? 4chan is a website where racist white losers have a huge community and are able to attack Black people all together.

We have to help our Black sister stop the harassment she’s receiving by white supremacists in DM. Please, share!

iron-sunrise

I’m fucking done with this shit. Twitter, facebook, reddit, ALL of them do everything in their power to coddle internet nazis and break their boots off in the asses of anyone who suffers because of them. Something has got to give.

jame7t

audreynical2

watermelonsaltandhoney

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

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apolkadotnerd

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

blushnhoney

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

okaymad

zackisontumblr

2018 probably

benepla-deactivated20180521

i have literal object permanence when it comes to my opinion on children. right now in the presnce of 0 children or 0 mentions of children i could not be more neutral. when im around a cool baby who like smiles at me or is bein funny & is maybe wearing a cute hat im like :))) “i want 30000 babies” but then if i hear one (1) singular child cry on a plane i think “Having children is a societal expectation thrust upon women by the patriarchy therefore i”